THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lil miss Becca G fresh outa HS! Starts dating Scotty P (TOTAL man-wh*re douchbag) As if becca didnt smoke enough drink enough or spread her legs enough she had to go and get knocked up! Butttt Miss. Trailer trash wanabe prep/rebel/slooth of course cant let this ruin her! So daddy (scotty, we think?) convinces her to Abort the “Problem” SOO she does and GUESS WHAT! he leaves her two days later.. if you ask me they totally deserve each other!

It would have been a mistake anyways, guys a douche but clearly doesn’t wanna be with that caveman.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, so… you don”t have any cities in MT on your list… Well this cougar is out to strike whenever she can! Her name is Missy. She is a 43 year old fake tan fake red-head real b*tch! She is constantly f*cking (even 3-somes), making out with, and partying with her 24 year old daughter & her friends. She is disgusting!!! She works in customer service at a grocery store and constantly wears jeans with a hole in the *ss to work; then brags about not wearing underwear… WTF Nik please put this woman in her place.

Not surprised she loves the purple crayon.  JV use to date a girl from Montana and he said they are all purple crayon chasers out there.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik It looks like this Precious look-a-like makes her rounds in Seattle. Not many would think there could ever be a body double for Precious, but if there’s ever a sequel, we found her. Damnnnnnnn she’s big.

I was thinking she could be Jeff Fontnoys body double Fatty’s (part) Fart 4.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, I know she (a.k.a., shelly, trout lover) has to be your favorite fake red head ever. previously you said ‘NO’ because red heads remind you of clowns, but i’m thinking you may have a change of heart after seeing her again. you know you love the red and will never go back. come on nik tell me this is so ….

Answer: no.  Her hair is red because she is trying to distract you from her face.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This is R*nny, she is Bellingham’s hottest ginger. I went to high school with her and she’s f*cking psycho and socially awkward/inept. Her laugh is more obnoxious than a train horn and her workouts at the gym look like they take ten minutes.

That’s funny because if I read right you said hot, lie # 1 and lie # 2 is that there is no way this girl works out, you can tell by her mallow face.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Danny M*rales. He has had a “girlfriend” for over 4 or 5 years now, and word is they are “engaged”. Now I find that hard to believe since he has screwed behind her back since day one. She always takes him back. lol. But the funny thing is, all the girls seem to all have the same pics of him, sent from him… coincidence? I think not. How much “proof” does she need. And everyone around town knows he shoots in the ass to get big (L.A. fitness isnt how he puts the “work in”) He drives a Black Lexus (which she pays for… oh, and he lives with her) He will LIE by any means necessary… telling you he loves you so u will buy him stuff. Let these dumb chicks know that he has a girl he doesnt claim.

I hope she reads this and takes it seriously.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is the man you had up as caption of the day…This girl should be a dirty celeb. She posts this sh*t on her myspace for all to see… Not only is she a purple crayon chaser, but here she is smoking a bong with her son in the other room. Good parenting? Can we please give her a dirty celeb nickname?

This gypsy is way too ugly to become a Dirty Celeb, sorry but I have to have standards.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know Laura has been on here a few times already but I just couldnt help myself after sweet innocent little laura (HA riiiight) went on a sl*t spree and gave 2 of my room mates the DRD. seriously sweetie keep em closed, your boobs are DISGUSTING, almost as disgusting as your run thru vag and f*cked up teeth. only thing youre doing right these days is that you started drinking again, youre WAAAY more fun haha atleast until the sores start burning… oh ya and if youre gunna keep showing your haggard face do us all a favor and dye your hair blonde again, you look HORRIBLE as a brunette, stick to the boobless blonde bimbo look, i wouldnt say it was workin for ya but it you were atleast f*ckable.

She was supposed to born a guy…at least she can beat up any girl who wants to fight her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Her name is M*dor* and she is a F*CKING WH*RE! She thinks she is a highly sophisticated “Sex in the city” type.  At first she seems cool and sweet but she is fake and she will f*ck your man and she’s a dirty tweaker! Always keep an eye on this one!

She is going through a mid-life crisis, all cougs do.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is what Pucker’s facebook and twitter have taught me.  1. she loves living in Vegas 2. her room mates are four guys 3. she was engaged to a man for a week and is now single 4. she works on the streets, holding a sign naked 5. she gave up pepsi since your posts ruined her life she has claimed 6. she was shaving her arms and slipped and finally 7. she doesn’t drink or gamble.  You know what i say? That is bullsh*t.

8. She has lost her soul and needs help.- nik