Friday 24th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Is Seattle Worthy Of A Yes

May 9, 2013 Seattle, Would You? 25 10,602 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik-seriously, all of the recents posts from Seattle are straight up trash! I think I may have finally found a ‘yes’ for you. This is Cami and shes gotta got all the key features you love (blonde, blue eyes, and most importantly huuuuuge +2′s). Come on, whadya say?

First off, her +2′s are not huge they look double padded.  I see the faint signs of a mustache and she clearly never misses a work-out (upper body).- nik



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Carly Avery Is A Waste

May 8, 2013 Seattle 13 8,187 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the last post about Carly Avery was far too kind. This absolute slut is the worst human on the planet. She thinks she’s this amazing designer, but her “work” is a joke. She’s a terrible designer and a worse human being. She goes on and on about how rich she is. Bitch, your Dad is rich. You have nothing, you no talent. All she does is talk about herself and post these lovely pics to twitter. As you can read in the comments on the other post about her, she’ll sleep with anyone FOR FREE. She’ll even buy dinner and drinks for you before she lets you defile her nasty pancake ass, or she’ll suck your dirty crayon and swallow (gross)! She is an embarrassment to her family, has no friends, and chases guys in the most pathetic manner. Stalker style. Nik, please tell Carly that no one wants to see her giant fat hips and floppy flat ass cheeks! What do you think of her?

Have to give her credit, seems like she works on her ITG.- nik



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Fat Federal Way Looker

May 8, 2013 Seattle 1 5,877 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this chick name Lindsay DeBoard and she thinks she is hot shit because she shed a few pounds. Before she was clinically obese and now just plain sloppy. Funny thing is she is a hooker from WA living in Federal Way (a dump just south of Seattle) and guys actually pay to fck her. If you’re going to pay for it, shouldn’t the chick be hot?

People are always looking for a discount.- nik



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Carolyn Sue Leader

May 8, 2013 Dirty Cheerleaders, Seattle 36 8,260 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Let me start off with HOLY GOD THIS CHICK IS FCKIN DISGUSTING. Carolyn Sue Leader is the worst trash to pop into the rave scene. She used to try and fuck any guy that was her height, She used to work for a awesome gogo crew in Seattle. Till she stole 70.00 from her boss and ripped her gogo bottoms on purpose, carolyn has no respect for anyone she comes across. In fact she used to also work with Jennifer Lee fox’s mother, wjhom fired her because she would get high on h*roin then come to work. When jen and her mother found out, they both fired her and called her parents to let them know of how much she fcked up.. Carolyn is now putting pages up of Jennifer on the dirty constantly, why? 1. She is jello 2. She got fired and is mad 3. She got paid, she used it on drugs like: C*ke, shrooms and X 4. Her father kicked her out cuz she couldnt find a job and refused to help 5. She got fired from a gogo crew cuz shes a drug user, slut an rude. 6. She has a controlling bf that makes her do everything he wants 7. She hates the rave scene 8. She has no fckin life 9. She loves drama 10. HATER GUESS WHAT ????? THIS WHOLE FCKING THING IS DUMB AND THE FACT YOUR A RUDE PIECE OF SHIT CAROLYN IS THE REASON WHY YOUR UP HERE! IF YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ASK SHARKBAIT!!!!!! HER EX THAT SHE DATED WHEN SHE WAS OVER 21 AND HE WAS BELOW 18 go ahead and attack a mom with a few jobs….all cuz you have non life. hahah ive known you for along long long long time carolyn…..your a fucked you drugged up hoe and you wont change

Is it just me or is she bleeding.- nik



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I Wish You The Best Of Luck Nichole Rose

May 7, 2013 Seattle, The Dirty, Washington 128 84,099 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a young girl from Texas with everything going for her in life. A bikini barista in Lakewood, gorgeous, fiercely loyal, driven, ambitious, and one of the smartest people I have ever met. She is going to do great things in life, from either being a model to being the best neurosurgeon in her field, nothing is beyond her reach. She left the man she had been with for 5 years because he took her for granted, something I bet he will regret for the rest of his life, because she is one of a kind. She has been through a lot in her life already and has come out of it a strong and independent woman who has forged her lot in life. Whoever puts a ring on this amazing woman will be the luckiest man in the world, I wish it could be me. There are few great people in this world and she is one of the few. I wish you the best of luck Nichole, and I hope you take everything you deserve from this world. I wanted to put up some nudes and be angry and hateful, but she deserves nothing but the best and I hope that is exactly what she gets.

She shoots loads of syrup as her job. I’m pretty sure she has no future if her life revolves around Latte’s and Halloween costumes.- nik



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What Is The Point Of Nasty Almost Naked Baristas

May 7, 2013 Seattle 21 9,898 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is the point of these girls on the side of the road?  I just visited Seattle for my first time and I cannot believe how many people were waiting to get coffee and these little coffee stands.  Why does Seattle have them?  I just don’t get it.

Creepy dudes need their creepy coffee.- nik



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