Mole-Faced Slore

August 14, 2014 Seattle, Tacoma 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Maelynn. This miserable ape-faced slore likes to talk herself up like her shit don’t stink on Facebook then post on Twitter about how insecure she is. She has two kids and two babydaddies and she’s only 22. Her hobbies include flirting with guys she’s never met before on Facebook to make her latest babydaddy jealous, putting down women who are stronger, smarter and more attractive than her, and pretending she loves herself and her life when truth is… she’s miserable with both. She thinks everyone owes her something and expects the whole Tacoma-Seattle area to bow down and kiss her flat ass then she wonders why she has no friends and can’t keep a man. She has the worst teeth and the ugliest smile EVER and can barely keep her mouth closed because her teeth are so jagged. She likes to air out her dirty laundry online for the whole world to laugh at so she can get sympathy and compliments to make her feel better about herself and her shitty relationship. This bitch needs to be set straight and told that she’s NOTHING special, her looks are below average, her personality is horrible, and she’s not very smart. Mae, get a fucking job, get a life, lay off social media and be the kind of woman you would want your daughters to be.

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Thinks Nobody Knows her Past

August 11, 2014 Seattle 20


THE DIRTY ARMY: Ni,I went to high school with this girl and she was always so innocent…or at least that is what she wanted everyone to think. Stumbled upon her a few weeks ago and I was a bit surprised to say the least… now the constant hair color changes and such make more sense. Is every girl a future porn actress in the making these days?

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Serial Homewrecker

August 8, 2014 Seattle 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this garbage dump of a person’s name is Justine Nicole Janssen. (Here’s her phone number-give her a ring! Shoot her some hate mail, it’ll be fun!) 425.760.7445. Her crimes include sleeping with upwards of 5 women’s boyfriends at a given time (but who could really keep track?), telling them she loves them, and keeping them around as long as they give her the compliments and attention she needs. I know this because I was an unfortunate woman who’s idiot boyfriend slept with this walking void, and barely turned my head to find other women in my position. Did I mention she is supposedly already committed to a boyfriend of her own in the middle of this whorapalooza? The icing on top of this poop-cake is her faked innocence. She advertises the hell out of her relationship with her so-called boyfriend, makes cutesy jokes constantly, and has mastered the ickiest act of naiveté and kindness. She never confronts people head-on, only dishes out backhanded comments so anyone else who might see knows she’s an angel. Meanwhile she’s in bed with every taken man in Seattle. This woman is a stye on the eyeball of the world after the devil farted in it…if only she’d disappear after a week or so.

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Bathroom Boner

August 7, 2014 Seattle 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: His name is Nick Zumwalt, he is a Engineer for BNSf and probably has a g/f in every city he travels to. He played me for months with his smooth talking lies tell one day I got a text from his wife.. Apparently this is a game he likes to play on her over and over I was not the first and will not be the last.. oh and just letting you ladied know from personal experience that puldge in his pants is not his dick cause that fcker is maybe 3 in.

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Profanely Profound

July 29, 2014 Seattle 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: In order to keep my taxes and the local drd statistics down in the area, not to mention others sanity, let it be warned that this clinically diagnosed mental case by the name of Natasha Nease, better known as Dylan in the Seattle strip clubs has more baggage then just a capricorn of drd’s. The initial turn on of your standard “daddy issues” stripper will quickly turn south along with your money and valuables after spending time or effort is placed with this diagnosed schizoid, borderline and level 2 bipolar personality disordered individual. Even if the plethora of prescribed drugs somehow helped the self medicated methamphetamine among others definitely conflicts. Just like a Stephen King novel, you will be constantly barraged in accusations of her own guilty sluty actions in attempts to fill a black-holed void of self loathing and disgust, disguised with tons of make-up, jenny crank diet and hottest person to walk the earth exterior complex as she attempts to escalate every “personal feeling” or “expression” to a physical level of hatred. This is just skimming the top of a quick summary of several years without getting into any details like the refusal to use any protection for either work or personal escapades.

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Parma’s Dirtiest

July 23, 2014 Seattle 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: This hoe Heather Porter is a Nasty dirty whore who will fck a man to get her high she loves married/Committed Men she loves herion more then her kid she even sold her baby for drugs shes a low life hoe who works for $8 a hour at Circle K on Pleasant Valley Road in Parma Hts shes the dirtiest of all she thinks she the baddest bitch out here wit her 80year old saggy pussy she loves beggin niggas to be wit her if ut lookin for a good time jus hit the hoe up on Facebook Name:Heather Porter

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Rid Yourselves Of Your Red Bottoms

July 23, 2014 Hollywood, Seattle, The Dirty 195

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please tell the ladies, whether you are married with or without children, single, or widowed, heed Nik Richie’s warnings of the image you give off when wearing a pair of red bottom Louboutins. These shoes have become the signature for hookers and porn stars, Christian Louboutin never meant for this to happen please don’t take it personally. Rid yourself of your red soles on eBay and move on, there are classier heels out there.

Red Bottoms are for Hookers!- nik

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Beware Serial Cheater

July 17, 2014 Seattle 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here we have a great specimen of what you would consider and call a home-wrecker. Her name is Ashlee Smith and be forewarned, she will wreck your life. Not only is she in the habit of sleeping with married men she also enjoys giving the gift that keeps on giving called Herpes. Her new married fling also enjoys raping other women. Her MO is to befriend both the husband and wife of married couples having issues. She will then start to twist the male by giving a sob story, which mainly consists of using her kids. Upon which she will then start convincing the target that he is unhappy and would be happier with her. If this does not work she will go full stalker mode and consistently call or peep in on the male. These could range from 10-42 times in one day on calls and will peep in late at night. She has done this at least 3-4 times that I am aware of. As soon as she has the male under her thumb she will then work on destroying the wife’s life by turning entire units against each other by flaunting her feminine traits aka “spreading her legs”. Be forewarned if you get caught in this witches web, she will give you a bite of drd. All you would need to know is confirm with her friends or 2 ex-husbands. I am just wanting to forewarn everyone in JBLM and the greater Tacoma area to beware. She will not only destroy your love life but also add insult to injury and give you Herpes. If anybody has slept with her I suggest you get tested ASAP. You have been warned.

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