THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Seattle’s own dumbass sloot patrol, Brianna, Heather, and Saron are the reason girls have bad names. Each are dating a tool bag, who hit on every girl around when they are not there yet they “trust they are not doing anything”. These girls drink until they can’t walk, are drugged out on something 80% of the time, or are just causing some sort of drama wherever they are. They act like “ravers” so they can do drugs and justify it, but they look like trash doing so. Based on their facebooks you wouldnt even be able to tell which in the group of douche Gregs (Dave, Dan, John, Aaron and some asian dude) they are dating. News flash girls you are not that hot, and your “boys” hit on everything that has two legs and moves. Here are some tips for you girls… get better weaves, realize you mean nothing, get some class and last… go to REHAB.
Talk about REAL soft bodies in Seattle. Guys in Washington must be desperate for wetness.- nik