THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Seattle’s own dumbass sloot patrol, Brianna, Heather, and Saron are the reason girls have bad names. Each are dating a tool bag, who hit on every girl around when they are not there yet they “trust they are not doing anything”. These girls drink until they can’t walk, are drugged out on something 80% of the time, or are just causing some sort of drama wherever they are. They act like “ravers” so they can do drugs and justify it, but they look like trash doing so. Based on their facebooks you wouldnt even be able to tell which in the group of douche Gregs (Dave, Dan, John, Aaron and some asian dude) they are dating. News flash girls you are not that hot, and your “boys” hit on everything that has two legs and moves.  Here are some tips for you girls… get better weaves, realize you mean nothing, get some class and last… go to REHAB.

Talk about REAL soft bodies in Seattle. Guys in Washington must be desperate for wetness.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this DIRTY b*tch is named Alex Tagas. She called me throughout my pregnancy trying to talk me into ‘letting go of my husband’ bc she loved him so much. I doubt she remembers bc according to THREE other real women she did the same thing. She is just a filthy whore that will screw anything that looks like they might be able to provide for her. She has been convicted of 3 DUI’s. Moved from Seattle to Houston, I am not sure if it was to jump bond or what, but she is serious trouble. She is just a bad seed. I refuse to get into too much detail, but p*ssy has gotten her a long way!!! You can tell by the classy pics posted below!

That’s messed up.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out what Loptimus Prime just put on FB.  I’m in the same shoes as her, when I was in my young 20′s, I had the most amazing body and everyone wanted to be with me.  I had sugar daddys and life was a breeze… I wasted those years partying my ass off and now that I’m 28 and I want a serious relationship, I can’t get a guy with a job or that actually has money.  It is depressing and I hope all you young girls that follow TheDirty, don’t make the same mistake as many of us did.  Take advantage of those looks while you are in your prime.

Like I always say… nobody wants to see a girl naked after they hit 30 years of age.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I must say, I think Nickel has taken your advice over the years. She just turned 25 and looks better than ever!  She was not hot at all in the beginning and with the improvements you recommended she ended up decent.  Truly such a beautiful flower she has turned into.  I hope she gives you credit deep down inside regarding this unimaginable transformation from a 2.3425 to a 9.48372.  Keep up the good work Nickel… you too Nik.

Nickel is still in the Nickel range (5.8991772). Her eyes still carry her, but I do like the skinnier arms she has now. Nickel, you still need to work on the skin cancer issues. Still way too many freckles on that body.- nik