THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I must say, I think Nickel has taken your advice over the years. She just turned 25 and looks better than ever!  She was not hot at all in the beginning and with the improvements you recommended she ended up decent.  Truly such a beautiful flower she has turned into.  I hope she gives you credit deep down inside regarding this unimaginable transformation from a 2.3425 to a 9.48372.  Keep up the good work Nickel… you too Nik.

Nickel is still in the Nickel range (5.8991772). Her eyes still carry her, but I do like the skinnier arms she has now. Nickel, you still need to work on the skin cancer issues. Still way too many freckles on that body.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t get why everyone gives Sharky credit as being Scooby Snack’s true love. Everyone back home knows that her knight in shining armor is Nick Bausch. The homeless, worthless, convicted criminal who lives a fairytale life and believes he is famous. Kina and Nick were meant to be, and were very happy together, but Kina was distracted by the enticing city life and the big bucks she could make with pay for play. Nick, meanwhile, awaits his loves return. He has not one, not two, not three… but eleven criminal convictions in his hometown! The most recent one just two months ago. He will continue to steal whatever he can see in order to feed his drug addiction, until the day SS/Kina returns – no doubt weathered and worn while still in her 20′s. Kina, come home to the trailer park. Nick misses you. (she took the back and white image of him, btw).

Who knew Scooby Snack was a professional photographer?? Is this a Willow filter?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- this is Megan Lenn. I saw some of her recent pictures on facebook and I know she’s been on here before. She was the bikini barista arrested for prostituting herself out of the coffee stand a couple years back. Look like shes a MMA girl now. I think she pretty and has a tight little body but that’s about all she is good for. She can be found wh*ring herself out to various of her coffee customers in exchange for a place to stay, car to drive, or drug money. Why are people so obsessed with this chick? Sure she’s hot but everyone’s had a turn with her. I don’t get the hype about this loud mouthed little girl.

They are really anti-ITG in Seattle.- nik