Seattle | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Obsessed with the Past

September 26, 2014 Seattle, Spokane, Washington 8


THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this Miss Piggy look alike Jennifer Esposito soon to be Beernink (her second marriage) contaced me online trying to inquire if I was married to a person she knew. I had no clue who she was but I was married to said person. She then ranted on about how she dated him in highschool for a short time and hung out with him after her first divorce all prior to me meeting my SO. I could care less. But she couldn’t let it go…( maybe because I was thinner, younger, prettier who knows) She decided to write me again and I said straight up : “hey Fifty Shades of Grey was released , and lonely bored women like her might like it and forget about something that happened fifteen years ago. I let it go, blocked her and went on my merry way. But this woman is OBSESSED. Like SWF obsessed. I was told by a mutual friend that she cyberstalked me before I deleting all my accounts. She would dissect my photos and read every status update. She then contacted another one of my husbands exes by phone to gossip about me. She tried getting information from other people, even people that are friends of family to ask all about me. Again, I have no clue who she is, yet she recognizes me from my husbands old myspace page we havent been on since 2007 several years after they broke up in High school, What a creepster. She even told my husbands ex that she is purchasing an online detective search engine for a few dollars to look me up, find our address and private information. I have a psycho ex on my hands. Thank God we live in California and her fat ass is in Spokane Washington. I feel bad , not really haha, because she is also posts online that she is depressed, suicidal and bipplar and has an everlasting love for Jesus Christ. Looney toones I tell you. Nik , please post this broad so any of her future exes can change their locks now and block her online before she becomes obsessed with you!! ( I heard she is very angry I took all my accounts down). She is a scorned divorcee obsessed with high school and her exs new loves and cannot control her own weight or emotions. Nik, maybe you can forward her a suicide hotline number or something. I included a picture of her new fiance, maybe his exes will stear clear of her. My husband said she was just an easy piece of pssy, maybe she can be easy on her exes future partners and leave us the hell alone and invest in a treadmill .

+ Submit More Info 8 Comments

Vine Vera Are Pushy Scammers

September 24, 2014 Dirty Business, Lynwood, Seattle 14


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,the people who work at the Vine Vera kiosk are very pushy and shady people. I was there on Friday, June 13th and got harassed and pushed into buying over $700 of their products. There were two transactions, the first one they had me sign on their computer so I didn’t see the receipt at all. The second transaction, they had folded the receipt so only the signature section was displayed. He then pushed me to another kiosk Lionnesse, I think it was. After 10 minutes of me saying no I finally got out of there and to a place I could sit down. I pulled out the receipts and was so angry to see “No refunds” on the bottom of the receipt that they had hidden from me. I walked back to the kiosk to return everything but the person there said he couldn’t do anything and that the “owner” wouldn’t be back for a long time. Months have gone by and nothing.

+ Submit More Info 14 Comments

The Thots of all Thots

September 16, 2014 Seattle 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I dont know where to begin to tell you about this dude! This Thot needs to be exposed! His name is Treveyon Holland. He currently lives in Bremerton Washington. Hes from Houston Texas. Hes currently in the navy buhh who knows for how long since hes married and sleeping with multiple woman. This guy likes to keeps girls old underwear with discharge on it, for what reason? no one knows. Hes told multiple people that hes suppose to have over 20 kids but hes made all the girls get abortions. Aint that a shame! & hes only 21. I also heard that He wants to sell drugs while hes listed in the navy. Why the hell would you wanna go and do that! Well back to his thot ways, He has also been with men while hes been on deployment. He always claims that he loves Eatin Booty! This Thot will putt up the coldest front for months just to get some pussy from these girls then he will become a dick and kick them to the curb. Hes also had multiple drd’s but when he finds out about it he dosnt go to the doctor cuz if he dose they will wonder how he got it, remember hes suppose to be married! and the navy takes that shit serious. His wife live back home in Texas! So he lives in his thot ways with untreaded drd’s! NASTY! His type of woman are Ghetto ass black girls with weaves that look like it came from a homeless dog that hasnt had a bath in 40 years! All i wanna know is Dont you get old of this lifestyle? You get the same reaction everytime. At the end of the day you will be a sad and lonely.

+ Submit More Info 3 Comments

When Is It Too Soon For Cosmetic Work

September 11, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 90


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was reading an article about how to get good Botox in your 20′s, the benefits of getting this done in your 20′s is to enhance your appearance – to relax muscles in your forehead and so you can arch your eyebrows, or because you want to keep your skin looking the way it does. The second thing is just the issue of prevention, because the earlier you start getting Botox the less wrinkling you’ll get later in life. It is so obvious Kylie Jenner has had cosmetic surgery on her face, from lip fillers to Botox, this 17 year old has not just aged this way through puberty. You have a daughter, might possibly have 2, what is your thoughts on the proper age for cosmetic surgery, and I am not talking about a nose job to fix a broken nose/deviated septum.

Personally… once you are 18, the world is your oyster. Anything younger is child abuse.- nik

+ Submit More Info 90 Comments

Drake vs. Lil Wayne Concert Tour

September 11, 2014 Aurora, Bellevue, Boulder, BYU, Colorado, Colorado Springs, Colorado State, Denver, Oregon, Oregon State, Portland, Provo, Seattle, Tacoma, The Dirty, Vancouver, Washington, Washington State 17


The joint headlining tour marks the first time the two artists have toured together. Get your ticket now!

Click here to get your TICKETS for tonight’s show at USANA Amphitheatre in Salt Lake City!!

Click here to get your TICKETS for September 13th show at Sleep Country Amphitheater in Portland!!

Click here to get your TICKETS for September 14th show at White River Amphitheatre in Seattle!!

Click here to get your TICKETS upcoming shows!!

+ Submit More Info 17 Comments

Candice, Please Stop Using Drugs

September 4, 2014 Bellevue, Seattle, The Dirty 44

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Candice.  She has such a hot body, but she has a little problem with drugs.  Wanted to say stop that sh*t Candice.  Nik, how do you feel about her body?  Smoking right?  Click here to see her without the dress!!

Dirtyvention. Candice they are posting you because they love you.- nik

+ Submit More Info 44 Comments

Spokane Factory

September 4, 2014 Seattle, Spokane 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Say hello to two of Spokane’s dirtiest gays! One of these guys was born and raised here (obviously he has the most disgusting teeth ever) and has recently returned. So here is my PSA these guys both have the gift that keeps giving. They have a habit of inviting random guys into bed and then not disclosing the parting gift they will be receiving after their romp. The blondie there is also a tweaker, is on every form of government aid available and has on a few occasions (he won’t ever admit it) exchanged oral sex for money. Pretty sure these guys couldn’t get any classier if they tried. Gross.

+ Submit More Info 2 Comments

Avas Flowers Suck

September 2, 2014 Dirty Business, Seattle 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I ordered flowers for my moms birthday. They delivered them a day late. My mom sent me a picture of them. They looked like they should’ve cost $12. I Paid $93!!! I called to complain. They said they were sorry. Sorry?!? That was it! In the end I got a whole refund, but only after they picked the flowers back up from my poor mom. That isn’t even the whole story! There a few more scary details where they totally dropped the ball. The important thing is… That is bad business. I will never shop with them again. Beware of Ava’s Flowers.

+ Submit More Info 1 Comments