Golden Tate Finally Dumps His Dream Killer

March 11, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Seattle, The Dirty 193 114,450 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Golden Tate has finally kicked Elise P to the curb. Word is, he dumped her before the Super Bowl because his parents, (mainly his Mom), didn’t approve of him dating a white girl and they’ve been putting pressure on him to cut her off. I knew the end was near; he’s a Super Bowl champ, he can pull much better tail than this. The big question is, what do you think of Elise? Do you think she will recover and date a third football player, Roy Lewis being the first in her series? Everyone fawns over her because she has blonde hair and a toned body. Is that really all you need to be considered attractive today? She’s in desperate need of a nose job and her body is straight up masculine. Dye her hair brown and she’s a 3.5829481.

I wonder what her severance package looked like?- nik

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Professional Nanny Sarah Howard

March 7, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 371 104,354 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here is Sarah Howard a professional nanny for the rich families in the Seattle metro area  skilled in children education and family affairs.  As you can see, she doesn’t think too much, very professional selfie right?

Cleaning mirrors is obviously not part of her services.- nik

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Eric Sheiman

March 7, 2014 Seattle 8 9,207 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: This lying manipulative man. lies about his goverment name. lies about his life. age, where he was born, literally everything. i got into a fast moving relationship with him. thinking he was one person. but ended up being someone totally diff. i found out his real name when he applied for a new job. all his lies never match up.. he meets all his friends/ girlfriends or anyone he dates/fucks online.. he continues to be in an on and of again relationship with a married women for over 4 years who does meth.. ewww… after i found out who he was i kicked this sorry loser out… ladies beware of all his lies… i think he does drugs. dont let him fool you.. like he fooled me..

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You’re a Joke

March 6, 2014 Seattle 0 6,928 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ratchet Ratchet Ratchet. Anyone living in Ellensburg will know who this human colostomy bag is. But in case you’d like to put a name to a face, her name is Madivie Blonde Ambieny . She’s been posted on here so I thought I would share the dirt I have. Not only has she ballooned to borderline obesity, she still claims she weighs 125. Clearly she has never been anywhere close to that. lol My issue with her is she is so damn delusional. I attached screenshots of her self posts on “Central Washington Confessions”, it’s almost sad how much she hates herself. I would probably feel bad for her if she wasn’t so damn annoying. Maybe instead of trying to pump up her self-esteem by making fake posts and shaking her ass for randoms, she should work on being a better mother. Blast this pile of shit.

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Seattle’s Most Wanted Adriana

March 6, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 42 103,362 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girls name is Adriana you will find her all over Seattle and Portland.  She acts likes there’s no other like her because she has these giants boobs and has no problem sending naked pics to everyone.  Wanted to see what you think about her?  And maybe she can see that she is just like every other big breasted girl.

Warning: “more photos click here” is not safe for work or white men.- nik

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Gwen is the Ultimate Groupie

March 5, 2014 Seattle 10 8,561 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Gwen Harpel, an almost 31 year old who’s life revolves around bands.Besides having chola eyebrows, emo girl black eyeshadow, nonexistent lips and a nose wider than texas, in her world she thinks shes a 10. Not even her implants could make her become a 3. She is the biggest groupie I have ever met. She tries to become friends with anyone and everyone who is in a band and will attend every show, and will hook up with anyone who is willing. The guys all talk shit about her and how “ugly and foul” she is but they pretend to stay friends with her cause whenever they are in town she will bring them weed and alcohol for free and get their cock sucked by her. She talks non stop about all her “musician friends” and how many she has slept with like its a good thing, while all the guys try to deny it. She is the definition of a cum dumpster. Hey Bradley Bell from Chiodos, you should probably go get tested.

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Auburn girl Katie

March 3, 2014 Auburn, Seattle 7 7,373 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl katie lives in Auburn she will meet you at a hotel or your house any where to please you most likely has every drd there is

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Destiny Seattle’s Stripper

March 3, 2014 Seattle 5 9,683 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girls name is Destiny and yeah she’s decent and has nice boobs but who pumped her extension filled head that she is a model now, and not just a stripper? She swears up and down that her “agent” is getting her tons of work in the modeling field but looks to me that some perv convinced her to take her clothes off and he’ll snap a few shots. Pretty sure if you still strip 5 times a week, your a full time STRIPPER, don’t ever forget where you started girl! Her crew includes that girl Kayla Mraz, I’m sure you remember her…sl*ts tend to flock together.

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