Seattle | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Implement Ebola Travel Ban Now

October 21, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 306


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I feel like it’s my duty to try and spread the word that the US needs to immediately enforce a travel ban on Ebola stricken nations. The US Government’s first order is to take care of the safety American Citizens. Not to put all our lives at risk to ensure the economies of African countries don’t suffer. Our job as a nation IS NOT, contrary to popular belief, to be the world police, world healthcare provider, world aid provider….all on the backs of US Citizens. 70% of patients that contract Ebola in Africa die. The disease is so easily spread that two professionals in an American hospital contracted the virus from a SINGLE African carrier of the disease. A travel ban would have stopped this outbreak. The government is trying to stop a panic, because there is a real reason to panic. They know if the American people learn the truth, there will be hysteria. The American people deserve to know the truth so they can have a hand is stopping this pandemic. Write your senators, congressmen, president, mayor…..whoever you can. If you don’t and your friends, family, kids get sick, being bleeding from every orifice and die, it is YOUR fault for not taking action. Nik, tell the people what they need to hear.

I’m still waiting for America to focus on America. Obama please, I will pay you under the table like Jay Z…just focus on US.- nik

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Mexican Thieves

October 20, 2014 Seattle 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: These 2 Mexicans stole money from my house. Please report if you see them. Met them in white rock. One is in the military and the other works in the legal system. They need to be reprimanded. We don’t need people like that serving in those fields. They said they live in Seattle. They are in their early 20s. They are really ugly too.

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Fake Wakeboarder Brenden Leib

October 20, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 115

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, alleged “pro” wake boarder, Brenden Leib, is dirtier than he appears! From his online dating scandals to manipulating girls to make sex videos with him this boy hides a lot of who he is. Within the first two weeks of dating him I found a file named “girls” on his laptop. This file contained at least 20 home made sex videos from girls he had slept with. Then when I was able to google him, he had posted three videos on Porn Hub (PussyWake). When I told the girls what he had done, he lied to them saying he didn’t post them. After a few more months go by I realized I stumbled upon a “finance” form with a list of 67 girls he had sex with. The worst part about that is that he refuses to wear condoms! He is the horniest guy around, needing sex three times a day and if that’s not possible, he will jack off at his office desk! When I found the list I also found out that he had slept with a hooker in Costa Rica for $10! But then, more time goes on, and I find out that he had been key logging me for months! I wasn’t doing anything, but I guess he had a guilty mind. After I find out he logs into my Facebook, creates an email in my name, and blocks certain people in my account. So when I find out where the key logs are being forwarded to, I get access to everything he has been doing. I find out that he had been watching his ex’s sex videos on the reg. He is a dirty cheating liar.

I can’t tell if this helps him or hurts him?- nik

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Robin Johnston

October 15, 2014 Seattle 66

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this obese transgender “woman” Robin Johnston is an alcoholic and sex addict. Everyone in Bellevue be warned, she will fornicate with any male that will stand still long enough and consume any and all alcohol that she can get her big hands on. Her enormous whale vagina is constantly on the prowl for new victims. She thinks she is so Vogue and classy but I don’t know. Will you please look at her face? She is 22 going on 45. What do you think, Nik?

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Bumb Witch

October 15, 2014 Seattle 11


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this bitch’s name is Sydney Slyke. She is a whore, slut, cheater, liar, and the list can go on. She sleeps with whoever and it doesn’t matter if they are married or have a girlfriend. She goes around to the clubs every weekend running her mouth and going home with whoever. She loves her black guys….watch out! She thinks she is the shit because she lost 80 pounds and got a nose job, but sweetheart, it still doesn’t change how ugly and dirty you are. I hear she is saving up for a boob job, that is if she can keep a roommate long enough so she can pay off all her other bills. Needed to put this bitch on blast so she knows her place.

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RIP Suk Joon Sung

October 15, 2014 Hollywood, Seattle, The Dirty 156


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as I’m sure you know Suk died at the young age of 42 and the family is planning a funeral here in Seattle. If anyone would like to donate please visit: This comes as as shock to everyone. God rest Suk Joon Sung’s soul.

I think I met this dude once or twice. He always treated me like a gentleman.- nik

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Really, How Dumb Are NFL Players

October 14, 2014 Dallas, Dirty Athletes, Seattle, The Dirty 64

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is wrong with NFL players, you know we don’t even hear about half of the anarchy they cause in their own communities, but here comes another headline for the Dallas Cowboys this time, coming off their “win” against Seattle Monday night (those judges made blatant horrible calls).  Frisco police just told me #Cowboys RB Joseph Randle was arrested yesterday for a Class B theft at Dillard’s- 50-$500 range.  He stole some cologne… c’mon dude.

Romo will never play in the Superbowl. I decided.- nik

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Ollie Bright’s Saggers

October 14, 2014 Seattle 2

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THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik, it looks like Ollie Bright is back at it again. Posting nudes online, spreading diseases, being a loser, smoking weed with no job or place of her own. She is the definition of white trash. Here are some recent pics she’s been posting on her tumblr. She shares her pics then gets mad when other people share them. What a hypocrite. I know she’s not much to look at, but put her pics up anyways to let everyone in Seattle know lol

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