THE DIRTY ARMY: Andrew Crippen is the douche of all douche bags. He makes being a douche bag look noble. This guy goes in the hall of fame for pieces of shit. Someone should contact Guinness and see if there’s a record somewhere for who can sleep with the most sub par women. This guy would win it by a landslide. He thinks he is such a huge player. Quality over quantity man. Something you know NOTHING about. The reason why you get to sleep with all of these chicks is because nobody else wants to and they are thirsty. You think you are SO cool. Nobody likes you bro. Literally NOBODY. Cool so you got all big and buff now from shooting up steroids in your ass and going to the gym every day. I wonder if you warn all of these chicks that yo’ve probably had unprotected sex with well over 200 women and that you most likely have A**S or drd before you stick it in them with no rubber. I seriously feel so bad for every chick who wakes up after being roofied in a bed next to you. Do you tell them how you have about 10 different women pregnant right now too. You are a disgusting piece of trash. The only reason I keep you as a friend on Facebook is to compare my life to yours every time I have a shitty day. It could be worse, I could be Crippen. You should be an anti drug commercial or a birth control ad. Wrap your package or end up giving birth to a dumb son of a bitch like Crippen. PS You never slept with me and if you did I was blacked out and don’t remember so you pretty much are a rapist. Stop telling people you did. I am waaaaay the hell out of your league. And keep your stupid selfies to yourself. Oh and all your stupid pictures of food on Instagram. Idiot.