The Adventures of Shimderella and Greg Breath

May 24, 2014 Seattle, Shimderella, The Dirty 30


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so it seems as though Alysson has lured her best friend Jessica in to the call girl game. They’ve been spending some time together in Miami and LA and have posted pics of themselves in some pretty lavish places. It’s already well known that Allyson is getting paid 40k from two old crusty Gregs a month to sleep with them. When this dynamic duo isn’t taking selfie videos blowing kisses at the camera and sitting poolside on someone else’s dime they’re gettin’ it in. Not surprising though as she does live with her mom and is 28 years old. Nik can you help this shim before she’s completely brainwashed by Shimderella???

The blonde in the middle needs +2′s or she will not survive in this world.- nik

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Nadia Noir aka Katie Shaffer Is Disgusting And Ghetto

May 24, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 142

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this ugly butter faced b*tch lives in the Bravern in Bellevue. I’m new to the building and wanted to know what this chicks story was as I saw her prancing around the building with different guys all the time. After some research it looks as if she has been posted in here in LA, Seattle, Miami all because this b*tch is an escort and a porn star. Now I’ve seen this girl personally and her face is disgusting. We are talking about tons of makeup covered acne. She wears stuff that only hookers would be caught dead in. Nadia Noir is her porn name and the image in the pic is from my building at the Bravern, looks like she works from home with her Johns. I’m disgusted to know they allow girls like her to live in my building. She’s not liked and is talked about socially and not on a good level from pretty much anyone that knows of her. I’ve her numerous stories of her hooking up with men in our building even a couple and a guy with a girlfriend. She is a bottom feeding b*tch and there is no jealousy here was just surprised your story was followed with such disgust. PS your nails are ghetto and disgusting!!!

I wonder who is paying her rent?- nik

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Obsessed Paige Is Getting Serious With Golden Tate

May 23, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Seattle, The Dirty 88

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, after being on TheDirty, Paige deleted all pictures of her and Golden Tate. However, she has been bragging to friends that they text nonstop and he invited her on a 2 week vacation to Fiji in August. Paige said the relationship is “new” so they are staying out of the public eye. Do you really believe this ratty girl? Golden Tate can do so much better.

I still don’t understand the shape of Paige’s head.- nik

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Girlfriend Beating Druggie

May 21, 2014 Seattle 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Derek Davison he thinks he is the most amazing person in the world but he really is a low life piece of shit who beats the shit out of his ex-girlfriend’s. He was in the marine corps for a year and a half before getting kicked out for doing drugs and beating the shit out of his girlfriend. He has cheated on every girl hes been with, he has beatin every girl he has been with and refuses to change his ways. He loves to see females cry and in pain. He is a meth head junkie and tried to rape me when I was passed out from a long night out then when I woke up and told him to leave me alone he called me a “pussy ass bitch”. He is creepy and gross. Someone needs to beat the shit out of him and show him what a “pussy ass bitch” really is.

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Clubrat Norris

May 21, 2014 Seattle 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Paige Norris she is a dirty bar and club sloot with tons of stds to pass around. She also would love to steal and talk to your boyfriend trust me I would know she did it to me and i was suppose to be her friend, well she clearly proved she didn\’nt care about friendship over a lame dude. She is crazy and will stall you for some attention also. She loves the purple crown can\’t get away from it. Her vagina is so loose you could put a bowling ball in there and smells like fresh fish…anyways men watch out for this tramp! She also has a club male slut she hangs out with that.posted on here named jaye hall! Great combination btw. Just warning you guys!!

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What Do Guys See In Paige Ocktobur

May 20, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 58


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here is more of Paige Ocktobur.  Now I totally agree that she has no shape and her body is nothing more than a solid 3.5… but she does have that beautiful face.  I don’t understand how an athlete like Golden Tate would go after her?  Hot as her face is, it doesn’t make up for that body.  I don’t get it.

Golden Tate must have went to private school growing up.- nik


Paige Ocktobur Has No Shape

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Parma Trash – Andrey Pugach

May 15, 2014 Seattle 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is andrey pugach. Of course this m*th smoking , raging H addict, alcoholic is from parm fiend thinks he’s a “man” yet he loves mooching off everyone he can, especially women. I witnessed him yelling at his own sister days before her wedding to order him a new keyboard. He talks to everyone like their his bitch. He has a dodge truck that he can barely afford, always begging someone for diesel. He used to work for greg C at gregs tree service which is another parma low life meth addict. I’ve seen this “man” do any type of drug he can get his hands on. And here recently he just got a washed up 32 year old cracked out whore pregnant, amie Roberson, . She already has 4 kids and her house is nothing but a trap drug house, she has meth pipes laying around while her kids play. This is one of the biggest clucks parma has to offer. He recently got fired from his 10$ an hour job for smoking meth on the job!! How disgusting! Anyways, he loves to post Craigslist adds for people who need his “handy work” when this cluck doesn’t even have his ged. and speaks broken ass english . He will lie straight to your face if it benefits him. I just hope this bum can afford to feed 5 mouths and I hope his baby mama can out down the meth pipe long enough to tend to her unborn baby along with the other 4. Enjoy being a Behind the scene drug addict!!! No one do any business with this fiend for your own safty. I’ve seen him break into his own friends houses and steal their shit to just support his habit. He lies to his own parents about who’s he’s dating and where he sleeps at night. Parma, you’ve done a good job with this cluck. Andrey pugach you are one of the most worthless pos that’s ever walked the face of this earth.  btw the drugs are eating away at your face. Hahaha work head!!!!

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Don’t Trust Leah Savochka

May 14, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 9


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Leah Savochka is a dirty girl that just chases athletes!! She thinks shes the hot sh*t and shes a bad person, treats every one like sh*t but gets in their face when they tell her the truth about herself.  She takes it as if someone is talking sh*t about her. She’s so shady it’s not even funny. She needs to be put on her spot.

All I see is the stomach region. It’s like she is almost hitting the second trimester.- nik

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