Seattle | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Former Seattle Mariner Tom Oldham Gave Me DRD

September 2, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Seattle, The Dirty 223


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a few months ago I’m in Seattle for a college roommates engagement party. It was rather dull, so after a few of the girls decide to hit Baltic Room. This guy starts chatting me up saying he’s a Mariners player and huge hedge fund manager. It turns out he was ONCE actually a Seattle Mariner and his name is Tom Oldham. BTW, he’s no hedge fund manager. Just a compliance rat in a cube at Mutual of Omaha. Anyways, we go back to his hotel do some coke and unfortunately I slept with him. A few weeks ago I’m in the shower touching myself before work and feel a bump. I assumed it was an ingrown hair. Well, fast forward and now I have an appointment at the gyno. Beware ladies.

That hat doesn’t look like a real baseball cap.- nik

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These Two Need To Stop Already

August 28, 2014 Bellevue, Seattle, The Dirty 66


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nina Rose and Bruna Araujo…okay Bruna is actually a really nice girl but unfortunately (and I know you have met her so you have own opinions) she is just too eager to please and still thinks she is hot… Nina on the other hand is a fake ass skank and a half. She is the ultimate homie hopper and will do ANYTHING to get noticed. She thinks she is the hottest girl in Seattle, even tried out for D List magazine cover girl…and didn’t win. Please bump this nasty hoe off her self-made pedestal, Seattle dudes are still jockin’ because she has +2′s. But let me tell you, the +2′s are disgusting in person and they don’t mean sh*t when she begs for attention, talks too much and takes more selfies than Courtney Stodden. Ugh Bellevue bitches…you are not LA caliber…get over yourselves. And hey Nina, go home you’re drunk…all the time, train wreck.

Someone please get this girl a Seahawks helmut.- nik

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Riff Raff’s Ex-Girlfriend Angela Jean Needs A Reality Check

August 26, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 134

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Angela Jean Christoulis deserves to be on this site because she has zero sense of reality and wants everyone to think her joke of a life is amazing. She thinks she’s gorgeous when in reality she is BASIC AT BEST. She has a huge beak, saggy -2′s and backside flat as a board. She got into a terrible car accident because she and her abusive cheater boyfriend were drunk and she was hitting him while he was speeding on the freeway. Instead of learning from that, she ceased the opportunity to turn it into a big show to get attention and sympathy. Every chance she gets she write out a novel on facebook about her progress, how many pills she has to take every day, ect ect, yawn yawn. She is fake, two faced, shallow, and psychotic. She slept with Riff Raff the z-list rapper and tries to tell people that they dated and he is her ex.. as if she wasn’t just one of many groupies. REALITY CHECK PLEASE!!!

Who is this person? Everyone has slept with Riff Raff, don’t get it twisted sister.- nik

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Barista Payton Is Not That Sexy

August 24, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 93

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – Payton Scott, Payton Barista, Selene Scott, Selene Hill – anyone know her real age? I found this video of her looking old and wrinkly. Maybe because I only see her in pictures that she clearly over edits and distorts? Anyone know? Her son looks like he’s a pre-teen, why does she even post pics of him with all her slutty photoshopped pics? And why is one boob Frankenstein!?

You can tell she smells like noodles.- nik

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Gary Leach Sumner WA

August 18, 2014 Seattle, Tacoma 94

THE DIRTY ARMY: Gary Leach lies and cheats on a fiancée, has lived in Tacoma, Lakewood and.more.recently.Sumner.WA. for.Swift transportation as the supervisor. Met him 3 years.ago and.after some.on and off dating we.saw each other.consistently for 10 months where.he.claimed I was.the only woman he was dating and.having sex.with. After the 10 months of him being bed, for.him, gifts being “friends with benefits” speech. I told him that’s a no go…he to see.each other even.after I told him no within two hours of that conversation I found out.he’s had a girlfriend (he place because of work.schedules) that he just made.his fiancée a few.days before he.last laid up in my bed! This man is a master at manipulation and lies, clearly. I will find out who and I will tell her what a lowdown dirtbag POS he.really is. The man has no.integrity andbis TRASH!

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I’m Not Too Sure About Heather Bushaw

August 16, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 46


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok now this he/she is a real douche! It goes by the name of Heather and has tricked many a men into believing that she is a woman! BEWARE this tranny got a sex change and uses hormone treatment to sound, and look like a woman! Their is no worst thing than a liar and Heather is the worst of them all! She slept with a friend of mine and didn’t tell him she was a tranny and well now my guy has got serious sexual issues over it! Bottom line thats wrong and this thing needs to be exposed!

The knuckles give it away.- nik

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Adam Willis

August 15, 2014 Seattle 60

THE DIRTY ARMY: Adam Willis tried to rape my friend after taking her to Scottsdale bar. He took her home and tried to force himself her and when she refused he hit her then decided to drive her home then abruptley stopped and grabed her and threw her in a ditch in the mud. Nik put this punk ass bitch on blast!

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Mole-Faced Slore

August 14, 2014 Seattle, Tacoma 33

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Maelynn. This miserable ape-faced slore likes to talk herself up like her shit don’t stink on Facebook then post on Twitter about how insecure she is. She has two kids and two babydaddies and she’s only 22. Her hobbies include flirting with guys she’s never met before on Facebook to make her latest babydaddy jealous, putting down women who are stronger, smarter and more attractive than her, and pretending she loves herself and her life when truth is… she’s miserable with both. She thinks everyone owes her something and expects the whole Tacoma-Seattle area to bow down and kiss her flat ass then she wonders why she has no friends and can’t keep a man. She has the worst teeth and the ugliest smile EVER and can barely keep her mouth closed because her teeth are so jagged. She likes to air out her dirty laundry online for the whole world to laugh at so she can get sympathy and compliments to make her feel better about herself and her shitty relationship. This bitch needs to be set straight and told that she’s NOTHING special, her looks are below average, her personality is horrible, and she’s not very smart. Mae, get a fucking job, get a life, lay off social media and be the kind of woman you would want your daughters to be.

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