Ulysses Cole – Grant County Sheriffs Are Looking For You

May 28, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 187

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, sheriffs are looking for a couple that was responsible for almost killing a man.  Ulysses Cole fits the description to the T.  He matches the description in the news article.  This guy got beat up and nearly killed and we need to get some justice for the man.  Check out the description…

Now deputies are looking for the man who pushed Barker. Witnesses say he was white, in his mid-20′s, about 6’0″ tall with a muscular build and was wearing shorts and a baseball hat. He also has a large tattoo on his back and multiple tattoos on his arms. Deputies are not sure if the man was from the area. The suspects girlfriend his described as being white, in her late-20′s with bleached blonde hair, and she was seen wearing a black bikini.

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Corona mixed with Bud Light will give you diarrhea. Trust me on this.- nik



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Paige Price Is Crazy

May 26, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 49

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Paige Price is obsessed with her image — to the point of making herself appear like someone she’s not. Not only her external images, but she also lies about herself! I personally think she has a mental disorder! She has no problem presenting herself as something she’s not– I think she prefers it! On top of it all, she has an eating disorder. This girl is ALL KINDS of crazy.

In 2010 – 2011 she wh*red herself all over Counter Strike by sending just about every guy pictures of her Photoshop self (pictures included). She also told them that she was in medical school. She played her E-boyfriend Jon and even cheated on him. I talked to Jon (nice guy) and he agrees that Paige isn’t mentally stable and not trustworthy. We all know about how obsessed with Golden Tate she is — crazy much?? She was posting pictures for days and now she told friends that she’s seeing him LOL. That’s a sociopath for you.

Lastly, Paige has always been told that her body we lacking, even though she has a pair a saggy blobs left behind from when she was a chunkster. Now she’s doing something about it. Not only does Paige Photoshop her cleft nose and crossed eyes, but also her BUTT & overall body thickness. The girl weighs 98 lbs!! Nik, do you think this twig can actually produce a juicy butt (or ANY) picture without Photoshop?!

Upper lip injections for sure.- nik



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She Loves Blow

May 26, 2014 Seattle 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I thought well why not, this girl should have been on the dirty a long time ago, Brittany Johnston (McMurrer) is by far one of the biggest coke whores of downtown chilliwack today, if you a guy and you have blow well, just give Brittany a call she will help you with any unfinished coke and pay you with idk, whatever you want, she hears the word coke and its like a dog wanting to go for a walk, nose dripping knees slipping, and about to go balls deep for anyone. I know this personally because this happened to me, well nik I hope you like this one.



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The Adventures of Shimderella and Greg Breath

May 24, 2014 Seattle, Shimderella, The Dirty 30

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so it seems as though Alysson has lured her best friend Jessica in to the call girl game. They’ve been spending some time together in Miami and LA and have posted pics of themselves in some pretty lavish places. It’s already well known that Allyson is getting paid 40k from two old crusty Gregs a month to sleep with them. When this dynamic duo isn’t taking selfie videos blowing kisses at the camera and sitting poolside on someone else’s dime they’re gettin’ it in. Not surprising though as she does live with her mom and is 28 years old. Nik can you help this shim before she’s completely brainwashed by Shimderella???

The blonde in the middle needs +2′s or she will not survive in this world.- nik



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Nadia Noir aka Katie Shaffer Is Disgusting And Ghetto

May 24, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 143

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this ugly butter faced b*tch lives in the Bravern in Bellevue. I’m new to the building and wanted to know what this chicks story was as I saw her prancing around the building with different guys all the time. After some research it looks as if she has been posted in here in LA, Seattle, Miami all because this b*tch is an escort and a porn star. Now I’ve seen this girl personally and her face is disgusting. We are talking about tons of makeup covered acne. She wears stuff that only hookers would be caught dead in. Nadia Noir is her porn name and the image in the pic is from my building at the Bravern, looks like she works from home with her Johns. I’m disgusted to know they allow girls like her to live in my building. She’s not liked and is talked about socially and not on a good level from pretty much anyone that knows of her. I’ve her numerous stories of her hooking up with men in our building even a couple and a guy with a girlfriend. She is a bottom feeding b*tch and there is no jealousy here was just surprised your story was followed with such disgust. PS your nails are ghetto and disgusting!!!

I wonder who is paying her rent?- nik



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Obsessed Paige Is Getting Serious With Golden Tate

May 23, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Seattle, The Dirty 88

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, after being on TheDirty, Paige deleted all pictures of her and Golden Tate. However, she has been bragging to friends that they text nonstop and he invited her on a 2 week vacation to Fiji in August. Paige said the relationship is “new” so they are staying out of the public eye. Do you really believe this ratty girl? Golden Tate can do so much better.

I still don’t understand the shape of Paige’s head.- nik



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Girlfriend Beating Druggie

May 21, 2014 Seattle 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Derek Davison he thinks he is the most amazing person in the world but he really is a low life piece of shit who beats the shit out of his ex-girlfriend’s. He was in the marine corps for a year and a half before getting kicked out for doing drugs and beating the shit out of his girlfriend. He has cheated on every girl hes been with, he has beatin every girl he has been with and refuses to change his ways. He loves to see females cry and in pain. He is a meth head junkie and tried to rape me when I was passed out from a long night out then when I woke up and told him to leave me alone he called me a “pussy ass bitch”. He is creepy and gross. Someone needs to beat the shit out of him and show him what a “pussy ass bitch” really is.



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Clubrat Norris

May 21, 2014 Seattle 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Paige Norris she is a dirty bar and club sloot with tons of stds to pass around. She also would love to steal and talk to your boyfriend trust me I would know she did it to me and i was suppose to be her friend, well she clearly proved she didn\’nt care about friendship over a lame dude. She is crazy and will stall you for some attention also. She loves the purple crown can\’t get away from it. Her vagina is so loose you could put a bowling ball in there and smells like fresh fish…anyways men watch out for this tramp! She also has a club male slut she hangs out with that.posted on here named jaye hall! Great combination btw. Just warning you guys!!



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