THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this garbage dump of a person’s name is Justine Nicole Janssen. (Here’s her phone number-give her a ring! Shoot her some hate mail, it’ll be fun!) 425.760.7445. Her crimes include sleeping with upwards of 5 women’s boyfriends at a given time (but who could really keep track?), telling them she loves them, and keeping them around as long as they give her the compliments and attention she needs. I know this because I was an unfortunate woman who’s idiot boyfriend slept with this walking void, and barely turned my head to find other women in my position. Did I mention she is supposedly already committed to a boyfriend of her own in the middle of this whorapalooza? The icing on top of this poop-cake is her faked innocence. She advertises the hell out of her relationship with her so-called boyfriend, makes cutesy jokes constantly, and has mastered the ickiest act of naiveté and kindness. She never confronts people head-on, only dishes out backhanded comments so anyone else who might see knows she’s an angel. Meanwhile she’s in bed with every taken man in Seattle. This woman is a stye on the eyeball of the world after the devil farted in it…if only she’d disappear after a week or so.