Former Bikini Barista Alex Wilson

April 25, 2014 Las Vegas, Seattle, The Dirty 23

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, about a year back, I came across Alex Wilson on here. I had been talking to her for a little bit, never hooked up or anything but acquaintances. People were bashing her for being a bikini barista, also saying she did escorting on the side. Didn’t surprise me, they way she described herself to me. Keep in mind, she was the long time once girlfriend of Andrew Crippen who has become pretty infamous on The Dirty. Anyway, she got caught up in an undercover police investigation at the few bikini stands she worked at and they were exposed for prostitution… So much for the people who were defending her and saying she would never. Well NOW, I came across her name and it turns out she ditched the Seattle area all together and is a full blown stripper in Vegas. Shes never been shy so all the pics are ones she’s posted herself. Pretty funny to see her downfall from a girl I used to chat with every once in a while to someone straight getting naked for thirsty dudes and 1 dollar bills. Cheers to those who defender her saying she was classy!

I wonder if she masturbates to Andrew Luck?- nik



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Nicole Jarvis is Kent’s Biggest Sloot

April 24, 2014 Seattle 88

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Nicole Jarvis, aka Kent’s trashiest girl with the lowest self-esteem you’ve ever met. How bad is she? In 2009 she had an abortion with her then ex (the black guy) after they had been fucking for 2 years as exes. He didn’t help pay for the abortion and she kept banging him. A year later it went public and she supposedly quit talking to him. Well guess who’s back to banging her ex? You guessed it, Nicole. Nicole is simply known as the girl anybody could get with, say hi and act like a douche and you’ll be in her vag before midnight! This girl must have daddy issues. You would’ve thought out of the dozens of guys she’s banged and blown that she would’ve found one good guy that would’ve set her straight, but apparently you can’t cure a sloot. The funny thing is she tries to portray herself as the “good girl” but we all know what a whore she is. This girl only cares about one thing, getting another dick in her. Nicole, for all of our sakes, get some mental help or at least just move out of Seattle!



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Flamboyant Freak

April 24, 2014 Seattle 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is “tucker”, aka tuckerface77 on Instagram, he is quite the attention whore. He thinks he is extremely hot and sexy (just check out his numerous, ridiculous hash tags on his flaming photos. He keeps insisting he is not gay….keep telling yourself that buddy.



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Payton Barista aka Payton Scott’s PHOTOSHOP FAIL

April 23, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 72

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, I was browsing Instagram and came across this horrifically photoshopped picture…what is going through this chicks mind when posting it?  Does she not think that it’s obvious?  All of a sudden she has a smaller waist? I normally don’t call these chicks out but this is just insulting to the general public.

The Devil is in the details.- nik



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What’s up with Mega’s Teeth

April 22, 2014 Seattle 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can you PLEASE tell me what the eff is up with Megan’s aka “MEGA” teeth? Am I the only one who notices the awkward triangular shaped front teeth in all of her “sexy” mouth half open pictures? While you’re spending all the “hard earned” cash on plastic surgery and flaunting it all over FaceBook, why don’t you get your chipped buck tooth smile fixed while you’re at it?



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Thirsty Bimbo

April 21, 2014 Seattle 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this ex Navy wife, Briana Mckee, who moved up here with her husband and left him. Has a boyfriend/sugar daddy who lives far away(come on really, who pays for that car?). She met this couple through some friends and had eyes on the guy the second she met him. Guess she was really thirsty the night of her party. She decided she would try her luck after the girlfriend left, and he was drunk and upset. So, not only is this bimbo pregnant for the second time, still legally married and has a boyfriend, but she’s a homewrecker too. The funny part is, is this girl actually believed that if she let him fck her, he would actually want to be with her. Ratchet!



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Voni Kolbe Lives In A False Reality

April 18, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 30

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m surprised this girl has not been posted on here yet, everyone meet Voni Kolbe… She is disgusting. As you can see she piles on makeup like nothing and has caterpillars for eyelashes. I don’t think it takes a smart person to realize she wears fake eye lashes and fake hair extensions. She lives in a false reality. She puts everyone down, and thinks she’s the toughest b!tch around.. When she’s 5″5. She loves the attention so if you’re looking for a quick hook up just call her hot and you’ll get it in. As you can see she wears a double push up bra.. Like I said she thinks she’s hot.

You forgot to add the fake nails and fake rat hair.- nik



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Lindsey Greinke

April 15, 2014 Seattle 44

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this girl.is certified nutso. shes been posted before with her nudes. first of all this girl does nothing but obsess over that trent shelton douche whos known for being a fake jesus freak just to pull chicks. but the worst part about this girl is she is an ex heroin addict who used while pregnant with her son….u can def tell by how oddly he behaves. she runs some half assed “non profit” org to help addicted teens however its a more than obvious front. her first event she booked trent shelton to speak at who has NOTHING to do with addiction at all she just wanted to fuck him so badly she PAID for him to come out here with her daddies money. not only that but she makes it more than obv that all the money ppl donate goes into HER pocket. RIGHT after her event she all the sudden had cash for crappy looking hair extentions (no linds we know its not vitamins that made ur ginger hair longer) and a pile of seven jeans. she also will post a staus on fb about how broke she is followed by a post with a link to her org where ppl can donate! haha what a con artist! she do SHIT for her son till her was 3-4 cause she was so busy getting high. now she thinks she can lie about her kids dad and gf in court to have him all to herself! this girl.is a real piece of work who calls herself a christian but will fck any and every dude who gives her attention and obsess over everyone. shes the type to be in EVERYONES business on fb even ppl she doesnt know. if she sees and arguement she will immediatly message both ppl giving her annoying.useless opinions. her poor kid probably gets zero attention between her stalking.his dads new gf and her bragging on fb. she is so full of shit too. for example she.posted on fb talking about ppl with bad tattoos when she just got a GIANT seahawks tramp stamp lmao probably so she could get enough attention to jump one of the players bones. long story short this girl has no soul and will medle in your.life till u want to run for your sanity. its true what they say ginger=no soul. dont go to her if u need help as an addict she just wants ur parents $$$$



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