Payton Barista aka Payton Scott’s PHOTOSHOP FAIL

April 23, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 72 101,217 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, I was browsing Instagram and came across this horrifically photoshopped picture…what is going through this chicks mind when posting it?  Does she not think that it’s obvious?  All of a sudden she has a smaller waist? I normally don’t call these chicks out but this is just insulting to the general public.

The Devil is in the details.- nik

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What’s up with Mega’s Teeth

April 22, 2014 Seattle 4 8,793 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can you PLEASE tell me what the eff is up with Megan’s aka “MEGA” teeth? Am I the only one who notices the awkward triangular shaped front teeth in all of her “sexy” mouth half open pictures? While you’re spending all the “hard earned” cash on plastic surgery and flaunting it all over FaceBook, why don’t you get your chipped buck tooth smile fixed while you’re at it?

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Thirsty Bimbo

April 21, 2014 Seattle 0 6,454 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this ex Navy wife, Briana Mckee, who moved up here with her husband and left him. Has a boyfriend/sugar daddy who lives far away(come on really, who pays for that car?). She met this couple through some friends and had eyes on the guy the second she met him. Guess she was really thirsty the night of her party. She decided she would try her luck after the girlfriend left, and he was drunk and upset. So, not only is this bimbo pregnant for the second time, still legally married and has a boyfriend, but she’s a homewrecker too. The funny part is, is this girl actually believed that if she let him fck her, he would actually want to be with her. Ratchet!

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Voni Kolbe Lives In A False Reality

April 18, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 30 95,375 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m surprised this girl has not been posted on here yet, everyone meet Voni Kolbe… She is disgusting. As you can see she piles on makeup like nothing and has caterpillars for eyelashes. I don’t think it takes a smart person to realize she wears fake eye lashes and fake hair extensions. She lives in a false reality. She puts everyone down, and thinks she’s the toughest b!tch around.. When she’s 5″5. She loves the attention so if you’re looking for a quick hook up just call her hot and you’ll get it in. As you can see she wears a double push up bra.. Like I said she thinks she’s hot.

You forgot to add the fake nails and fake rat hair.- nik

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Lindsey Greinke

April 15, 2014 Seattle 44 6,529 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this certified nutso. shes been posted before with her nudes. first of all this girl does nothing but obsess over that trent shelton douche whos known for being a fake jesus freak just to pull chicks. but the worst part about this girl is she is an ex heroin addict who used while pregnant with her son….u can def tell by how oddly he behaves. she runs some half assed “non profit” org to help addicted teens however its a more than obvious front. her first event she booked trent shelton to speak at who has NOTHING to do with addiction at all she just wanted to fuck him so badly she PAID for him to come out here with her daddies money. not only that but she makes it more than obv that all the money ppl donate goes into HER pocket. RIGHT after her event she all the sudden had cash for crappy looking hair extentions (no linds we know its not vitamins that made ur ginger hair longer) and a pile of seven jeans. she also will post a staus on fb about how broke she is followed by a post with a link to her org where ppl can donate! haha what a con artist! she do SHIT for her son till her was 3-4 cause she was so busy getting high. now she thinks she can lie about her kids dad and gf in court to have him all to herself! this a real piece of work who calls herself a christian but will fck any and every dude who gives her attention and obsess over everyone. shes the type to be in EVERYONES business on fb even ppl she doesnt know. if she sees and arguement she will immediatly message both ppl giving her annoying.useless opinions. her poor kid probably gets zero attention between her stalking.his dads new gf and her bragging on fb. she is so full of shit too. for example she.posted on fb talking about ppl with bad tattoos when she just got a GIANT seahawks tramp stamp lmao probably so she could get enough attention to jump one of the players bones. long story short this girl has no soul and will medle in till u want to run for your sanity. its true what they say ginger=no soul. dont go to her if u need help as an addict she just wants ur parents $$$$

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Old Bag Myers

April 7, 2014 Seattle 18 7,187 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this MARRIED woMAN of just 7 short months has been screwing around on her poor husband with a guy that has been in a 4 year long relationship for over 2 months. I bet her employer DIAMOND KNOT would be disgusted to know how big of a whore they have working for them. So if you want a super easy fuk, Janelle Myers is your MAN. err i mean woMAN.

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Washington Really Doesn’t Have Models

April 4, 2014 Seattle, Tacoma 31 8,713 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I understand the Dirty Army believes Washington does not have real models. Well they’re right. Here we have Alannah/Lala/Lalanomelo/Ladida/Whatever-Stereotypical-Ghetto-Name She-Thinks-Of, another wannabe living in Tacoma who spends her time getting high all day and going on Twitter tweeting about how ugly every girl is and how every guy wants her. Now don’t let her teenage boy body fool you, she claims to be one of the “realest” models and “sexiest” in the Northwest. All her photos are generic and boring with her signature constipation-face expression, I’m shocked photographers actually waste their time on her. She is on a personal crusade against all the hoes of the world yet this hypocrite won’t ever tell anyone that she was the girl cheating on her man with multiple guys at the same time at parties and having sex in backyards. She also is on YouTube trying to dance half-naked in an outfit that doesn’t do her non-existent curves justice thinking that will get her famous. She constantly brags about how she makes more than everyone who went to college because she is a waitress and that she actually chooses to make a career out of it. Actually, she can’t go anywhere else because she is a felon for committing robbery with a firearm and went to prison for it. You would think most people would be smarter after serving time but she came out more idiotic than before and continues to waste her life trying to become a model as an easy way out. Does she have what it takes, Nik?

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Abraham Issac Seattles most Hated

April 2, 2014 Seattle 7 5,843 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy is Seattles most hated . He thinks he’s a photographer when he takes all his photos with an iPhone . He talks down on the whole fashion community when he wears the same suit every day . He beat up his girlfriend and stole all her stuff when she takes care of his child …. Warning to all don’t work with this loser . He was dishonorably discharged from the army and claims to be disabled yet is in the club every night ! Multiple people have put restraining orders on him !!! He’s now trying to work in Vancouver but little do they know about his dark past ! Let’s expose this jack off !!!!

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