Wednesday 19th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Mix Between A Pug and Satan

April 16, 2013 Seattle 281 6,492 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is heather green, aka pig whore. She has become a huge problem to most people that know her. she JUST turned 18 but being 17 definitely didn’t stop her from doing coke all the time and DRIVING DRUNK. she has gotten into a couple accidents in the last year and have had numerous people call the cops on her for her driving. Not to mention shes been sent to a mental institution for mental evaluations TWICE, and shes been put on Prozac. She constantly talks about peoples children and calls them horrible names, and forces herself upon people. Shes so obsessive that she will have her little high school friends text and message you OVER AND OVER. oh did I mention that since shes been 17 she’s been dating someone that’s 23 and if he disagrees with her or if its another one of her binge drinking nights- she’ll beat him up, hit him & pull him around like hes a ragdoll!

Why are you defending a pedo who feeds her alcohol.- nik



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Watch Out For This Porta Potty

April 16, 2013 Seattle 28 8,195 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Wanted to alert you of a disgusting little Tella Tubby that is running around spreading disease to the people of Seattle. This is Beth Hughes AKA Beth HUGE! She is a sad fatass that prances around is long lost costumes from the 80s. She never even finished college and has a sad job working in concessions at our local stadium. I first learned about her thru some Seahawks I was hanging with that said that she would get drunk after work and come on to them and give them crazy disgusting lines. I’ve never partied with her, but my buddy Dave LeClair told me she was a cke head, so i just stay away. Finish her Nik!

Judge by teeth.- nik



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GI Joe Amos

April 16, 2013 Air Force, Seattle 0 7,657 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Joe Amos was trying to over-thow the USA Government. He got A dishonorable discharge from the military, for mental problems. He humps stuffed animals, and other things. He is Gay, and he calls himself bottom (whatever that means.) I beieve he has slept with more men than a women prostitute. Hes a nasty Dude who thinks he is the Illuminati through Nazi’s. he’s had a girlfriend for 3 years, and never hit second base.He’s a VIRGIN. This is one Nasty Slithering scumbag of an American soldier. Peice NIK,

The bottom is the receiver..  I believe this guys never quarterbacked.- nik



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TheDirty.com: Society’s Tool For Decency

April 12, 2013 Seattle, The Dirty, Washington 64 85,608 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik… I just watched a video of you on Dr. Phil. While many people probably are against the idea of people’s photos being posted without their consent on this website, I am totally supportive of it… it is a question of self control and decency… I myself make a point of not posting public photos of me in compromising situations and not letting people take photos of me in compromising situations that I may later regret…on top of that, you will never find me drunk and passed out somewhere so that somebody could take a picture of me that I would not be proud of.

I think everybody needs to spend more time focusing on their own public image… today is not the 1890′s where people can only afford one photograph a year… today is the digital age… if you dont like it, move to the Congo… I’m sure they will not take your picture there… don’t take pictures of yourself that you would not be willing to let everybody see (or if you do then lock these pictures away in a safe to be sure)… dont let people take pictures of you that you would not be willing to let everybody see… and if your pictures do end up on a site like yours, then go f*^& yourself because its YOUR fault

I am sick of this whining… take some personal responsibility all of you with questionable photos posted on this site and random internet ads for hookup sites and what not… you have nobody to blame but yourself…and for the people that are proud to portray themselves under questionable circumstances or in downright trashy photos… you have all of my respect because you knew the consequences of doing stupid s**& and you did it anyways.

Please continue your efforts Nik… expand your efforts around the world in fact… stop the epidemic of sl*ts, wanna be players, and just generally trashy people that seem to think it is okay to act like a complete fool without there being some consequences… hopefully you can stop the downfall of Western civilization.

I’m helping much more than I’m hurting. There has already been a huge shift in the way people act and view themselves because of this website. I’m proud of that fact.- nik



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Bad Momma Gogo

April 11, 2013 Seattle 181 9,627 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: What is up with this chick, Jenifer Dean? Shes a lair, cheater, user, and a bad mother. Whats sad is Her whole life revolves around the Seattle Rave scene and her future of becoming a DJ, when in reality she should be at home with her daughter, instead of partying all the time. This Chick will leave her daughter with her mom for days at a time because she will be up in Seattle “gogo dancing” all the time. Why is she wasting time dancing in front of stupid little tweeny twacked out kids anyways? Their lives obviously suck if they are at a rave all the time getting high out of their minds, and because Jen dances as a Gogo in front of them that’s telling her daughter its ok to do drugs and ruin your life. This chick doesn’t set a very good example for her daughter always partying and “gogo dancing.” This girl needs a reality check! She should have a real job and be going to school to support her kid and not have her mom support her for her. Jenifer has never even had a real job, ever, in her whole life…one day momma’s gunna stop being there for her…. Jenifer will lie to anyone to get what she wants or to get herself noticed by people for “gogo dancing jobs.” She revolves entirely around herself. She may act nice and innocent but deep down shes spitting mean words in her head. Oh and i almost forgot the kicker…..Jenifer left her Ex for a DJ called DJ Antarctica….too bad shes just gunna use him for his money than move on to the next one! Her Ex taught her how to DJ and as soon as she started getting gigs she dumped him for the person her gogo team dances for DJ Antarctica…Watch out dude she might pull a fast one on you next!!

Gogo dancing is not a career.- nik



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Cali Loser Turned Seattle User

April 10, 2013 Dirty Predator, Hollywood, Seattle 38 5,899 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to inform all fashionistas, models, photographers, and everyone in between out there to watch out! This fraud was chased out of LA years ago and ran to Seattle where noone knew his name. This tool has been spreading around town not only bad taste, but DRDs to match! He gave my cousin gonorrhea while he was dating another man at the same time! He creates fashion shows by begging, borrowing and trading the hard work of others. He promises them payment and never delivers. After his last “show” in Seattle he skipped town when everyone came for their checks. He packed ALL of his belongings: 2 SUITCASES and ran to Hollywood to supposedly prey on more fashion fans. Also skipping out on 3 months rent with his landlord! This major user is back in Seattle now and is a running joke in the community cause noone will even sponsor his shows except companies in worse shape than his. The poor models have no idea that they will spend all their time and get nothing in return. Nik, help us get rid of this weirdo before he infects all of our friends, family and fashion!

Does he have a first and last name? Also, there is no such thing as fashion in Seattle, that should have been your first Red Flag.- nik



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