What Kinda Of +2′s Should I Get


+2s???

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik so I visit your site everyday and considering your giving girls daily advice on how to change their appearance I figured you would be the perfect person to answer this question for me!!! I’m planning on getting +2s within this next year and I wanted to know what is the best type to get? and if you could refer me to the best surgeon in the Seattle area? I’ve done some research but cant make a decision on a place. I don’t want to end up with some nasty refund gap and regretting my decision to get them done!! Hoping you can help.

I am sick of Hack Jobs… I want to start giving away +2′s to under privileged Bottle Rats. If you are a club owner in a dead market please email Anthony@TheDirty.com so you can help us save the female species. We need better +2′s on women! Let me help you.- nik

Is This Normal


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was on FB and this came up on it.  I’m having a very hard time trying to decide if this is OK, or is it not.  I’m talking about the mom up there dressed like a stripper in front of this little girl.  All I can is WTF!!!

She obviously hates her kid.- nik

I Hope Her Name Doesn’t Mean She Has One


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik with a name like babcock how can you not make it on the dirty.  Tara Babcock a fond admirer of the c*ck.  All of her model photos look like they could be straight out of a porno. speaking of modeling, photoshop is the only reason she’s able to do it, the only reason people gift her things on her site or fly her across the country for a “job”.  Anyways nik if this isn’t an escort then, well I’m a retard cause I know im right.  So nik i guess id really just like to know if Im right, before I call her up and ask her price..lol…but seriously.

She is already and old school Dirty Celeb. We call her Tara Bobgreg.- nik

Sigma Stalker


Sigma Stalker

Sigma Stalker

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Kaitlyn. This psycho was in my sisters sorority. She is the fugliest b*tch ive ever met and gives everyone she hangs out with a bad reputation. All the guys know her as “sigma klinger” because that’s what she is. she never got initiated because she was so focused on some guy she met last night that she didn’t focus on grades at all. She has major daddy issues and is a class 5 clinger. She has been black balled from over 5 fraternities for not leaving guys alone. She cries so hard she cant even function because the guy she f*cked in one house found out about his brother that she blew the night before. She takes guys being nice as them being interested in her. One time, this guy walked her home and she misinterpreted it as he was in love her and then stalked the living sh*t out of him for the next month of his life. She invites herself over without even asking. Her own big sister hates her because she made out with the guy her sister liked. Sisters don’t do that to each other! This crazy claims shes a virgin but i know at least 10 guys personally that she has f*cked. Games up, sloot! Her parents took her out of WSU for getting a 1.2 gpa. Now shes going to community college in Tacoma and is planning on coming back next year. There’s NO way anyone will let you back into sigma kappa, you gave that house the worst name ever! The only guys she can get are poor innocent geeds who don’t know what they are getting themselves into. Any guy that does have the misfortune of have fun dealing with her crying over her ex boyfriend shes still in love with from three years ago, GOOD LUCK YOU WILL NEED IT!

Federal Ways Easiest Chuck


Federal way's easiest F*ck!

Federal way's easiest F*ck!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This nasty slut is Hailey Storey from Federal way, this bitch is a walking drd! She likes to become your friend and then try to f*ck your boyfriend & all of his friends. This girl is always getting beat up its really pathetic! She looks like the product of a pig and a man! this whore is absolutely disgusting she gives out drds and blowjobs like candy. My advice is to stay far far away from this little tramp. I wouldnt doubt if you were able to get herpes from just breathing the same air as this baby sloooot!

The Definiton Of Dirty


The definiton of dirty

The definiton of dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Emily Ross from Mukilteo. I know she’s been on here before…but let’s be honest. She’s gotten a million times worse since the last submission. Where to start. First of all, she needs a reality check. She thinks she’s the hottest thing that has ever walked the planet. She has no dignity or sophistication. She works at Java Juggs…better known as a sl*thut. A place with just as much class as she does. The last submission said she was apparently engaged to that one guy…but now she’s with some other douche. And if you were to ask her how many guys she’s slept with, she probably couldn’t tell you. Just multiply 365 by the past 5 years. She got denied for the Kamiak dance team because of her reputation as a whore. If you ever want to find her you can catch her and her also previously submitted sidekick Rebecca Ramer at every party in Seattle being the party sloots they are. 98% of her facebook pictures feature the duck/fish face. She is legitimately a dirty girl. As in physically. Just look at her skin. She even claimed she spray tans herself all the time. Lack of showering from spray tanning, plus the mass amounts caking onto your skin=DIRTY. She definitely deserves to be on here a 2nd time. Ew.

Shanwa Loves Them 40 Years Old And Somewhat Famous


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Shawna, originally from Seattle.. So, she started dating this 40 something year old radio DJ named Michael “Ricker” a few years ago and that opened the flood gates. You can see the transformation that this partying lifestyle has had… She got +2′s when she turned 18 and has since had terrible lip injections done and nasty fake yellow-blonde horse hair. Since she started “dating” Mike, she moved her whole life to Portland, started acting like she was hot sh*t with meeting celebrities and musicians, CONSTANTLY bragging about expensive dinners and exclusive events she went to… Well, her and Mike have since broken up a few months ago and who does she rebound with? None other then Dave England from Jackass. And guess what, she JUST moved down to Ojai, California to be with this guy! This girl is DESPERATE and is a major fame wh*re. Moving up the fame ladder as much as she can. So unless you are over 40 and are somewhat famous, don’t expect to get with this girl.

She has Shrek qualities. Sounds like this girl is an F-List chasing gypsy.- nik

Meet Michelle Fishcol


Michelle Fishcol

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Michelle Drisc*ll aka Michelle Fishcoll this stupid B*TCH gave me drd Like seriously no wonder why she insisted the lights were off and did’t want me to go down on her. I should have known better seriously I about effin barfed her dirty vag stank up my entire room it seriously smelled like dirty rotten vinegar fish. he is a complete and total slore. I was drunk and just wanted an easy piece yenno like six of my buddies have already pounded it now they all told me that she was smelly but I didn’t realize just how smelly like some girls smell a little yenno. I seriously had to open a window i told her it was cuz i was hot in the room but really i was puking in my mouth. Seriously i hit it doggy and it came out and i had no problem getting it back in in the dark like within seconds her gaping whole is so loose total beef curtains. My friends were either lucky an she didn’t have drd at the time or something but i am positive it was her who gave them to me and i think she stole like 100 bucks out of my wallet. Come to find out I guess she is a TOTAL klepto that bounces around town sleeping with any guy that will feed her nasty heroin and meth habit. And stealing from us successful guys. Seriously this is a warning to every guy in the greater Seattle area she gives the gift that keeps on giving it has totally ruined my life. It’s really sad what *and heroin does to people just a few years ago she was a decent girl i hear. Now you can find her as a waitress at dream girls and prostituting on backpage. Only reason she doesn’t strip is because of the drd outbreaks.  I wish I had known all this before I hit it. Guess that’s what happens when your black out drunk. I still cringe over the smell tho, eww. PS dream girls she is stealing from your till just giving you a heads up. Oh by the way Michelle’s boyfriend., she cheats on you constantly she talks to like 5 dudes at a time. That’s her angle of income, talk about a job, this chick is a piece of work. Warn the Seattle Guys to PASS! Don’t SMASH!

Crazy Sloot From Kirkland


Crazy Sloot From Kirkland

Crazy Sloot From Kirkland

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl’s name is Demi D. and she is a crazy sloot. She is obsessed with men that she can’t have and that are already taken. Girls need to beware to keep their men away from her because she has a tendency to end up stalking them for years on end. I’ve heard of these stories on multiple occasions, where she ends up texting and calling girls boyfriends thinking it’s okay and claiming she just wants to be “friends”. When the guy ends up not responding, she’ll repeatedly text them getting mad because they’re not responding to her. This girl just doesn’t take a hint and needs to be put on blast and knocked off this imaginary pedestal she thinks she’s on. From her pictures on facebook this sloot thinks she’s hot sh*t, but as you can tell from the photos she looks like a dog that animal control needs to put down! So men if you see this girl RUN. And ladies keep your men out of arms reach!

Future Sailor And Wannabe Model


Future Sailor/Wanna-be Model

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This here is Alysha Mitchell. This 18 year old living in Seattle, WA ships off to boot camp at the beginning of March. She contacted me on a modeling site and said she wanted me to shoot her in Atlanta, GA after she gets out of boot camp. I asked here where she would be staying and she said, with me, if that was OK. I asked her if she was going to pay me and she said, “I can be your sex slave!” I said, “Prove it!” Her response are the photos you see below! Btw, Nik, she even offered her virgin A-hole as payment too. Put her on blast for such slooty acts!