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Where Has The Hottest Horse In Your Stable Been

November 10, 2014 Secretariat, The Dirty 27

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what ever happened to the hottest of the DC horses… Secretariat?

I don’t know…I’m guessing 6 kids deep. I miss her.- nik

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Dirty Celeb Of The Day

October 18, 2012 Dirty Horses, Jersey, Secretariat, The Dirty 3

Since we have a lot of new DIRTY ARMY visiting our website. I need to get everyone caught up. Every weekday I will be showcasing the infamous Dirty Celebrities we have created here at Don’t fall in love.- nik

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Dirty Celeb March Madness- Round 1

March 19, 2011 Burnt Bacon, Cigar, Elvira, March Madness 2011, Scooby Snack, Sea Biscuit, Secretariat, Tang, The Dirty, The Pelican 24

Round 1 Winner: Scooby Snack

Round 1 Winner: Burnt Bacon

Round 1 Winner: Tang

Round 1 Winner: Elvira

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Dirty Celeb Of The Day

December 13, 2010 Secretariat, The Dirty 20

Click on the image to see Dirty Celeb Secretariat and how she got her DC name.

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Secretariat Has Sisters!

September 8, 2009 Jersey, Secretariat, The Dirty 13

Secretariat has sisters!

Secretariat has sisters!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Did you know Secretariat has 2 sisters? An older one and a younger one. I’ve attached pictures of them for you – they are both over 18 – the blonde one is the youngest of the 3 of them… the brunette (the one in the middle of the one picture) is the oldest…what are your thoughts??

Secretariat is the hottest sister in the family… the youngest is one is in second place.  The oldest one was obviously a mistake.- nik

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Secretariat’s Back

August 27, 2009 Jersey, Manhattan, Secretariat, The Dirty 30


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, she hasn’t lost it at all.  Look at this picture of Secretariat in the New York Post.

Please tell me that this staged and that she is not cock-tailing in NYC.  Man her boyfriend must be a bigtime loser.  This is a girl who needs to be taken care of… not the other way around.  Secretariat, your boy is Lester Diamond.  Move on before you waste your good years.- nik


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He Really Is A DK…

August 11, 2009 Jersey, Philadelphia, Secretariat, The Dirty 7

Really is a DK...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Check out photo number 2 of Secretariat from the same day with her new boyfriend. Word on the street is that he is really mean to her and she hangs on no matter what. Can someone please tell her to move on and find a better sugar daddy? He has gay face.

It is already too late… her dreams have been killed.  He crushed all her potential.- nik

Also See: Secretariat And New Boyfriend

[Image: Rob Rich]

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Secretariat And New Boyfriend

August 11, 2009 Jersey, Manhattan, New York, Philadelphia, Secretariat, The Dirty 25

Secretariat and New Boyfriend

THE DIRTY ARMY: Where has Secretariat been? Oh, with this guy.. her boyfriend in new york. Thoughts??

This guy is a total DK (Dream Killer).  He sucked the life right out of her. Usually, chicks are DK’s because they force guys into relationships where they get fat and turn into depressed looking school teachers who hate their lives. I am calling role reversal here.- nik

[Image: Rob Rich]

Picture before boyfriend:


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