Shomos

These 2 Used To Be Dirty All-Stars No

Posted in Chicago, Shomos

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I was reading my FB feed and found this gem. Aren’t these the 2 squirrely jockey-sized brothers that were submitted regularly back in the day? Regardless, it’s good to see that Oompah Loompahs are following in the footsteps of Jamaica and fielding their very own Winter Olympic team. Kudos to them. Hell, I didn’t even know that Light Saber Swallowing had become an official Olympic sport.

I smell a self post Shomo more like Snomo—whatever these fruitcakes names are..lol–Gayden

These drug addicts are still alive?- nik

The Shomo’s As Orange As Ever

Posted in Chicago, Shomos

The Landon Twins - As Orange, As Short, As Douchey, As Ever

The Landon Twins - As Orange, As Short, As Douchey, As Ever

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how is it that these two orange little trolls haven’t popped up on your site in a couple of years? These little munchkins are still running around the Chicago scene in there peacocking bright ass ugly ass clothes. I saw them weasel their way past the bathroom line at the Eddie Vedder show on Wed night, then they apparently got to meet EV (f*ckers)…they are glowing orange. What is going take to make them go away?

I think one of them is shrinking.- nik

I Caught Shomos Poolside

Posted in Chicago, Shomos, The Dirty

Landon Twins Poolside

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was lucky enough to snap this shot of the Landon losers at the pool last weekend. After noticing a girl sitting spread eagle from across the pool, these three creepishly made their way in their direction. Playing lifeguard with their whistle necklaces and matching watches, I had the pleasure of watching them fail with their pickup lines. Sipping on Mai Tais and letting their guts hang, I heard them say “Do you girls want some chips?” Needless to say, the girls promptly laughed in their faces. Keep trying, fellas.

I thought they were identical twins, why is one gut bigger than the other?- nik

**Rookies: Shomos stands for Short + Homos.

1/2 Shomos Invade Wrigley Rooftop

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1/2 Shomos invade wrigley rooftop

1/2 Shomos invade wrigley rooftop

THE DIRTY ARMY: Alright Nik, so I’m enjoying a gorgeous afternoon at a rooftop in wrigley and guess who I see strolling up the stairs 1/2 of the shomos. This dbag was texting the entire game as you can see from the pictures where as most people are getting tanked and watching the game…what a douche!

He was probably dropping off his backpack for a drug deal.- nik

The Three Douches

Posted in Chicago, Shomos

Three douches

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my brothers a huge TheDirty.com fan and while visiting our sister he recognized these guys from TheDirty.com Chicago. He told me theirs names but I could not remember, they look like 2 homos to me.  Anyway can you give my bro a shout out like only you can….thanks!

Their Dirty Celeb name in Chicago is “Shomos”.  It is a combination of the word Short and Homos.  I also heard that they are Muslim.- nik

I Knew There Was Something Wrong With The Shomos

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Shomos love of horses

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Shomo sharing a hot dog with his new lover. I always knew there was something wrong with these guys.

I heard their Ecstasy business has taken a major hit lately now that nightlife realizes they are pill pushers thanks to TheDirty.- nik

Shomos Celebrating 40th Birthday

Posted in Chicago, Shomos, The Dirty

Dirty Employee Junior Varsity: Nik, there was about 35+ submissions about how the Shomos are celebrating their birthdays in the near future.  I’ve worked here so long by now I can tell a self post like you can spot a gold digger at a Funeral.  Anyway its very obvious they submitted all those because in reality who the hell cares for the Shomos, besides the 14 year old girls who go to raves in their underwear and 148 glow in the dark bracelets.- JV

Only drug addicts are going to go to this birthday party.  I decided.- nik

One Half Of Shomos Getting Ready For St. Patty’s Day

Posted in Chicago, Shomos, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw half of the shomos at State Restaurant and Cafe in Chicago’s Lincoln Park neighborhood. He was obviously trying to stand out because he was the only person wearing pink on St. Patrick’s Day. The vibe at that place was crazy crowded, and young people getting drunk and talking with friends, yet shomo was fist pumping to the music and bouncing around like he was at a rave. Dirty Army Strong.

Who knew that Ecstasy could make you fat?- nik

Shome Alone

Posted in Chicago, Shomos, The Dirty

Shome Alone

Shome Alone

Shome Alone

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, 5:30AM at the Rock N Roll McDonald’s, only one of the Shomos lasted the entire night and can barely keep his head up, headphones and all. I also like the Marty McFly look…dork thinks he’s gonna drown.

When are these guys going to wake up and realize that even the jewish community is laughing at them.  If you want to be a clown go join the circus Shomo… drugs will only take you so far in life.- nik

Shomo’s For Halloween

Posted in Chicago, Shomos

more shomo halloween costumes

the Real landon twins with their coke dealer

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is halloween at Rockit Bar and Grill. I happened to run into the real Landon twins and had to get their picture. This was hillarious. I also had the pleasure of running into the other shomos that night but these costumes where better.

Looks to scale to me.- nik

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