THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Kaela Chipres, she is bat sh*t crazy… but super hot.  Nothing is wrong with her and she is nearly flawless, a crazy hot girl, I have no problem with.  I have to ask you what you think about her, I know you are married so not asking if you would, but just wanted to get your opinion on her.

My gut feeling is that she is a Lesbian, but that is based on her nose and butchy hairline.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik ive kept this girl my little secret for a long time. Since ur having such a hard time finding a girl I thought id share my love with u, since ur married n’ all, but i guess realistically I don’t have a shot with her so we can be mutual admirer’ers. Her name is Rachel Metz and is my real life Jessica Rabbit…kinda.  would u nik?

Answer: No, I met her and she smells.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Duan Mackenzie, Duan pronounced “do-anne”, just so everyones clear on who were talking about here.  This girl thinks she is some kind of princess because she has met and attempted to wh*re herself out to celebrities.  Any free local function that involkves any kind of celebrity she’ll be there and she makes it a point to talk to them.  Some even pawn her off to their friends, like Andy Milonakis’s buddy who slept with her and she insists that they are good friends (andy and her).  She met Dane Cook and made her boyfriend get out of the picture, she also cursed him to hell to everybody saying she could have f*cked him if it wasn’t for her boyfriend…well aren’t we the little sl*t?  This girl is a ho, fo sho and I want everyone to know it.

Dane Cook wouldn’t hit that, Do-Anne don’t get your hopes up.- nik

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