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Jekyll and Hyde Dave

October 29, 2014 Los Angeles, Simi Valley 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dave is a scam artist and complete asshole! He is a married man who has a profile of a dating website. Ladies stay far far away from him. He will sweet talk you and say things like, “good morning sunshine, you’re beautiful, meow, etc” he uses women to his advantage (sleeping with them, usising them for their money, etc). He will make you think you are the most important beautiful woman in the world for awhile. It is quit nice and makes you feel wonderful until he cuts you off. He will literally say he is done with you and drop you like dead weight. He will not answer your calls, texts, or communicate with you at all. You are left hanging and with nothing. He will them move on to his next victim. He talks about how much money he makes since he works for the studios but in reality is up to his ears in debt. He loves going after single mothers and tries to get on your good side by being extra sweet and attentive to your child. Your child is just another pawn in his game. The child means nothing to him and neither do you. He is a miserable person who wishes to make others miserable as well. Don\’t fall for his smooth talking ways and overly affectionate attention. He is the devil in disguise.

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Gold Digging

August 8, 2013 Los Angeles, Simi Valley, Washington DC 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Whats up Nik, So I mostly wanna put Bianca on blast this girl is one of the biggest dirtiest girls in Simi Valley CA. I had the chance to explore all 3 holes of hers, she tries to have it her way all the time she thinks she all that, she is a big gold digger she would always ask me for money, coca cola to buy her something and like a dumb ass I would but I had my way with her too like I said she let me explore all 3 holes of hers. She has a kid from some druggie dad that always used to beat her shes never with him because shes always looking for some greg to suck on she leaves it with her mom all the time or sneaks out when he falls asleep. she claims she bought herself some +2 but im sure she had some other guy buy them for her. Now the guy in the pic is her main sugar daddy/boyfriend this guy is such an idiot idk why he is still with her shes not hot at all naked (i would turn off the lights) she lies to him all the time and runs off with other guys to suck on the gregs for some money/heels/name brand stuff/cocacola. He is supposedly some big time stoner rapper/weed dealer called young trapping mexican and he works at a bank in Simi Valley. How are you going to let some gangster wannabe stoner raper/weed dealer be a banker Nik please tell me.

They must share clothes…- nik

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Hot But Super Crazy Kaela Chipres

February 4, 2012 Simi Valley, The Dirty 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Kaela Chipres, she is bat sh*t crazy… but super hot.  Nothing is wrong with her and she is nearly flawless, a crazy hot girl, I have no problem with.  I have to ask you what you think about her, I know you are married so not asking if you would, but just wanted to get your opinion on her.

My gut feeling is that she is a Lesbian, but that is based on her nose and butchy hairline.- nik

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Sharing My Love

July 5, 2011 Simi Valley, Would You? 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik ive kept this girl my little secret for a long time. Since ur having such a hard time finding a girl I thought id share my love with u, since ur married n’ all, but i guess realistically I don’t have a shot with her so we can be mutual admirer’ers. Her name is Rachel Metz and is my real life Jessica Rabbit…kinda.  would u nik?

Answer: No, I met her and she smells.

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Celebrity Chaser

June 26, 2011 Simi Valley 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Duan Mackenzie, Duan pronounced “do-anne”, just so everyones clear on who were talking about here.  This girl thinks she is some kind of princess because she has met and attempted to wh*re herself out to celebrities.  Any free local function that involkves any kind of celebrity she’ll be there and she makes it a point to talk to them.  Some even pawn her off to their friends, like Andy Milonakis’s buddy who slept with her and she insists that they are good friends (andy and her).  She met Dane Cook and made her boyfriend get out of the picture, she also cursed him to hell to everybody saying she could have f*cked him if it wasn’t for her boyfriend…well aren’t we the little sl*t?  This girl is a ho, fo sho and I want everyone to know it.

Dane Cook wouldn’t hit that, Do-Anne don’t get your hopes up.- nik

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Welcome To

June 23, 2011 Bellevue, Carrollton, Concord, Coral Springs, Lafayette, Miramar, Roseville, Simi Valley, Thorton, Visalia 3

Welcome to, now it is time for you to help save the world. Be the first person to submit a post in your city. I am guessing there are no hot chicks where you live. I decided.- nik

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