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Round 2 DIRTY March Madness Match Ups

March 18, 2009 DIRTY March Madness, Gretchen Rossi, Smashley, The Dirty, Thunder Gulch, Unicorn 9


DIRTY March Madness Round Two Match Up- Top 32

  • Unicorn (80%, 3,786 Votes)
  • Thunder Gulch (20%, 954 Votes)

Total Voters: 4,739


DIRTY March Madness Round Two Match Up- Top 32

  • Gretchen Rossi (61%, 3,388 Votes)
  • Smashley (39%, 2,142 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,527

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Your Bracket Causes Break-Ups!!

March 18, 2009 ASU, DIRTY March Madness, Smashley, Sunshine 3

Your Bracket causes break-ups!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Looks like the duo is over. I wonder who is photoshopped out of this picture?

Yup, Sunshine is pissed!- nik

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March 10, 2009 DIRTY March Madness, Scottsdale, Smashley, Sunshine, The Dirty 23



DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • I would let Smashley touch my Greg. (51%, 4,433 Votes)
  • I would live in Sunshine’s REFUND Gap. (49%, 4,195 Votes)

Total Voters: 8,623

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Another Huge Round 1 Battle- Dirty March Madness

March Madness DIRTY Style


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Bracket Correction

March 9, 2009 Aubrey (H)O'Day, DIRTY March Madness, Forhidden, Hyena, Kaden Solo, Lamey, Smashley, Star F*cker, Sunshine, The Dirty 27

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Correction… if your office has already started their DIRTY March Madness pool, please cross out Merlin’s Moms and change it to the Grinch.  Our league officials gave the Grinch a green light to the dance. We were a little concerned about her employment, but we decided to ignore it.


Games On Tomorrow:

Sunshine vs. Smashley (BFF War)

Lamey vs. Forhidden

Z-List vs. Aubrey (H)O’Day

Star F*cker vs. Hyena

Kaden Solo vs. Seabiscuit (Scottsdale Classic)

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Where’s Sunshine?

November 12, 2008 Scottsdale, Smashley, Sunshine, The Dirty 6

Where's Sunshine?

Where's Sunshine?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, I was just wondering what happend to that chick sunshine, With the refund gap. She always walks around with a clueless smile on her face. I saw her yesterday night at blockbuster off frank loyd. She’s probably the dumbest person I’ve ever witnessed, she’s always stumbling around, she was carrying arround a stupid dressed chihuahua that was barking and trying to bite people and talking on the phone to her friend about how she’s got to go get a spray tan before vegas. I have a friend that knows her and we can’t figure out what she does she doesnt work or anything so we think she’s a h**ker or somethng. I think she said she was moving, so I hope she does it soon because I’m sick of seeing that stupid girl.

She should just move to Vegas and get it over with.  Last I heard she was hooking up with Tristan on the sneak who works here at TheDirty.- nik

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I Found Sunshine And Smashley

September 26, 2008 ASU, Scottsdale, Smashley, Sunshine 27

I found sunshine and smashley

THE DIRTY ARMY: Found:Sunshine and sidekick Smashley.It looks like they are hanging out with a different crowd these days. I think they should beat up my greg instead!!!

What is with the new 944 logo?- nik

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LOST: Smashley and Sunshine

August 6, 2008 Scottsdale, Smashley, Sunshine 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: I haven’t seen Sunshine and Scottsdale Smashly CLUCKING around Old Town in a while. Wonder where these two CHICKEN HEADS have been hiding out. Stay classy Scottsdale.

I heard they are dead.- nik

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Still need a refund

March 7, 2008 Scottsdale, Smashley, Sunshine 9


EMAIL: Sunshine and Smashley. Where is a whale tail when you need one?

Sunshine the +2′s are really having trouble coming together. I feel bad for them.- nik

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