11.06.09

Tampa’s Biggest Douche

Posted in South Florida, Tampa

Tampa's biggest douche

Tampa's biggest douche

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik please promote how much of a real loser this guy is. I met him and his buddies out one night at a local club and went back to his house to find that he is truely the epitome of a $30K million guido. He has the littlest d*ck I have ever seen and i dont know what he does more, putting blow up his nose or drinks himself retarded. Ask his friends next time you see these losers out in tampa. The biggest mistake I ever made thinking he was a nice guy. I must have been really drunk or he druggied me i dont know which. No matter how messed up I was his penis was still the smallest ever. Thanks NIK!

He was totally born in Jersey, I can see it on his face.- nik


Nik Richie

09.21.09

These Boots Were Made For….

Posted in South Florida, Tampa

These boots were made for....

THE DIRTY ARMY: Typical Trampa douche bag living it up on the….wild side? Homeboy is always out trying to creep on the local “hotties”, be your bff and is a total $30K milli. .

You know your FORGY when you accessorize, he can’t even claim a joke on this one…nice necklace and bracelet buddy.-nik


Nik Richie

08.26.09

15-Year-Old Stripper’s Grandma Attacks Cameraman

THE DIRTY ARMY: A local Cocoa, FL, news crew went to the home of a woman who called the police after finding out her 15 year old daughter was working at a strip club. When they showed up they were greeted by this crazy grandma and her hoe.

I want to live in Cocoa, Florida… sounds fruity.- nik


Nik Richie

08.24.09

Ed Farty Surfs?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik-i had to fly out to the Homeless Man’s orange county (florida) from the real OC for work to attend surf expo as i work for a surfing company (which probably goes w/o explanation). i was literally stunned when i saw the ed farty skimboard, but when i saw the ed farty stick (surfboard) selling for $150, i almost fell over, convulsing in laughter. if one of these 30K millies showed up at one of the numbered streets in newport or in san clem, i would snake his waves all day and then snake any girls he was with. if this joker showed up in PV (Palos Verdes), Santa Barbara, or HB locals spots someone would slash his tires to his chrysler 300 M w/ rims. can we make sure to get ed fardy out of the surf industry… thanks bra!

Did I not get the memo?  Are they making wave pools at Rehab or Wet Republic?- nik


Nik Richie

08.20.09

Back To School

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!


Nik Richie

07.29.09

Be Aware Of The Brazilian Clown

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Lisa. She calls herself “the Brazilian Bombshell” She posts her every move all over myspace and looks like a clown. Check out those fake eyelashes! Would you nik? With a bag over her clown face?

Answer:  No, she has no bottoms to her +2’s… they just kind of morph into her body.  Freaks me out a bit.


Nik Richie

07.09.09

The He/She From Florida As Requested

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, at the dirty army’s request, heres more pictures of the tranny from Ft. Lauderdale’s ‘photoshoot’ in her home. Included are the ones with blatant photoshop (the ones with the photogs name aka the last 2) and the ones he didn’t edit. can you see the difference in the legs? too bad he can’t fix your face hunni! sorry sweetie but I had to! shouldn’t burn any bridges!

What kind of worries me is that you have this attitude like you railed him out so hard and he made you South Beach gay.  Listen Soldier… you can get past this and become straight again.  Just use my motto in life, “They all feel the same on the inside and they are all psycho on the outside.”  Trust me this will change your life.- nik


Nik Richie

07.03.09

South Beach Slores

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these are the urban slore bags of south beach. Scarlet, Mency, Giselle, Brittany, desiree, jenn, jess,mya, codie  you may see them at the fifth, dreams, mansion and other Miami hot spots chopping it up with your athletes, entertainers , and celebs, just trying to get ahead in life literally!

I wonder how many bald horses are running around because of these girls.- nik

 


Nik Richie

06.18.09

Miami Myspace Model

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Miami Myspace Model Jessica she is known for her booty and occasionally being one of Gayviators fan club members. Nik would you hang out with Jessica if you return to MIA this yr?

I have already woke up next to her once.  It was a fun night from what I remember.- nik


Nik Richie

06.05.09

Old School Michael

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is our favorite Miami socialite from back in the day. Getting real cozy with the boys. Looks like before he started banging out models he was a little Forgy.

The flower in the ear is a good touch. Very STRAIGHT to the point.- nik

Also See: Kind Of SoBe Has A Filthy Throne


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"