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So I’m A Facebook Stalker

Posted in South Florida, Tampa | March 10th, 2010

met her...facebook stalked....well, would you??

met her...facebook stalked....well, would you??

met her...facebook stalked....well, would you??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I met this girl olivia in Tampa a long time ago…and ive facebook stalked her since, I dont remember what she looked like years ago when we met, but i think shes grown up alot…I wish Id bump into her again haha who knows.

Let’s hope you don’t bump back into her or you”ll find out she has a greg.- nik

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Poser From Minnesota

Posted in Miami, Minnesota, South Florida | March 8th, 2010

Fat,Drunk and stupid

Fat,Drunk and stupid

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Jason F***** Blast this fake bum. Tells girls he was with the the tampa bay lighting.Don\’t tell them it was as a mascot.Claims south florida yet lives in Minnesota with his parents.Family made him move back after he got his License pulled for FIVE YEARS for drinking and driving.Runs a small bar and acts like it is miami.They use to run no cover with military ID. That was one of the first things he did away with.JUST WRONG. His favorite past time is letting underage strippers from down the road in to drink. .

Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through life.- nik

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Durty South Sloots

Posted in South Florida, Tampa, Would You? | March 4th, 2010

Dirrrrty South Sk***

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girls name is Laura Va** ( on the left). She is a nasty little ho*. She is a stripper and a walking add for STDs. She is known as the Dirrrty South Sk***. She thinks she is hot S**t but really she is just a hot mess with a nasty case of herpes!! Sooo….would you??

This is why I stay outta the durty south.- nik

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“Big J” Had Too Many Pitchers

Posted in Dirty DUI, South Florida, Tampa | March 3rd, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik Jason I** AKA “Big J” as he calls himself has been bragging all over his FB profile about his Dirty status. Multiple posts how he is in the top 25 all time in Florida and how he loves his haters. These posts are also between his poetry that he shares online. So I figured we could give him another run on The Dirty. We need to send this duuey photo out to all the Bay area schools to show what happens when you drink out of pitchers and try to act like a larger than Life Douche. You Suck at life Big J. Spend more time with your son and less time trying out for semi pro football teams, flexing your flab, and hitting on bartenders.

Also See: These Boots Were Made For

Heyy you guysss…lol, they were seperated at birth.- nik

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Dream Brunette

Posted in South Florida, Tampa, The Dirty, Would You? | February 22nd, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Courtney K*nt, I don’t know her personally but she’s friends with a friend of mine. She could be your dream brunette. Aside from the obvious lacking of +2’s, would you?

Answer:  No, her face looks cute for her 30’s, but for some reason that ankle tattoo and her lack of +2’s is a huge problem.

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Escort

Posted in Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, South Florida | January 20th, 2010

TEEN KATIE....

TEEN KATIE....

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is jaime mo****. she is a escort.. lives in ft lauderdale. one of goose’s friends. She pretends she is someone else. sluuut.

I would pretend to be someone else too if there was a picture of me sucking a bandana. Escort is only the first step.- nik

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Exclusive Radio Clip: Tiger Woods Naked Pictures Mistress

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Miami, Orlando, South Florida, The Dirty | December 8th, 2009

EMAIL from DA- ”The Danny, Deena and Chad Show on 97.9 WRMF”

Nik, we finally got a call from the naked pic mistress this morning.  She was a live caller and hung up before we could get her info and or her lawyer’s info.  Pretty crazy stuff…  I’ve attached a clip of this morning’s show for you to use if you wanna do a story.  We had heard rumors all last week from other callers about one of the girls being from West Palm.

If anyone knows this chick or her lawyer please tell her to contact me ASAP.  Do not sell those images to Playgirl!!!!!  Rookie move!- nik

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Tampa’s Biggest Douche

Posted in South Florida, Tampa | November 6th, 2009

Tampa's biggest douche

Tampa's biggest douche

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik please promote how much of a real loser this guy is. I met him and his buddies out one night at a local club and went back to his house to find that he is truely the epitome of a $30K million guido. He has the littlest d*ck I have ever seen and i dont know what he does more, putting blow up his nose or drinks himself retarded. Ask his friends next time you see these losers out in tampa. The biggest mistake I ever made thinking he was a nice guy. I must have been really drunk or he druggied me i dont know which. No matter how messed up I was his penis was still the smallest ever. Thanks NIK!

He was totally born in Jersey, I can see it on his face.- nik

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These Boots Were Made For….

Posted in South Florida, Tampa | September 21st, 2009

These boots were made for....

THE DIRTY ARMY: Typical Trampa douche bag living it up on the….wild side? Homeboy is always out trying to creep on the local “hotties”, be your bff and is a total $30K milli. .

You know your FORGY when you accessorize, he can’t even claim a joke on this one…nice necklace and bracelet buddy.-nik

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15-Year-Old Stripper’s Grandma Attacks Cameraman

Posted in Dirty TV, South Florida, The Dirty | August 26th, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: A local Cocoa, FL, news crew went to the home of a woman who called the police after finding out her 15 year old daughter was working at a strip club. When they showed up they were greeted by this crazy grandma and her hoe.

I want to live in Cocoa, Florida… sounds fruity.- nik

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