Beached Whale


whale

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, do you see her inner beauty at the least? lol

All I see is a beached whale with a tramp stamp?- nik

Every Group Has One


Every Group Has One

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out these fine Miami hotties. Why is it that every crew has a grenade?

You would think that her friends would be able to recommend about 5 plastic surgeons.- nik

Refund Gap


 

refund gap

THE DIRTY ARMY: Check out the refund gap on this dirty, stripper wh*re.

You could play a game of beach volleyball in there. Side out, literally.- nik

Dirty White Girl


 

Dirty White Girl-Lazy Fat Man-Crackhead

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this girl has jumped on more d*ck in South Florida than a porn star. Two drinks and the deal is sealed. Blast this sk*nk…

I guarantee that guy in the back is rubbing his purple crayon on her.- nik

DIRTY Ft. Lauderdale PD


DIRTY ft.lauderdale PD

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at Ft. Lauderdale’s finest letting the spring break girls have their way with the squad car. Guess who took the picture?

I know the cop did and I think I can see his partner’s arm in shotgun.- nik

Lady Roids


 

Lady roids

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you with Lady Roids?? Also do you think there is a little greg down there?

You can tell by her face that the Greg tape is slipping.- nik

Watchout Miami


WATCH OUT MIAMI

THE DIRTY ARMY: Congratulations Miami, you just inheritted two of the biggest SL*TS from ATLANTA. I guess no matter where these two 19 year old girls go they assume there better then everyone. They came to Miami to get away from ATLANTA but no matter where they go the drama seem to follow them & they always somehow wind up back in the club with there not so real of ID’S… I hear they like to get c*caine snorted off their P*$$Y’$. TEAL cheats on her boyfriend or ex now down here in miami, & i heard Farrah isnt the best lay ever. And whoever their +2′s dr’s can you please ask them if they give out refunds cause the gaps on those babies are the size of the GRAND CAnYON! WATCH OUT FOR THE HERP MIAMI THERE COMIN AFTER US ALL!

Nineteen? These two look used up and ready for Cougar training.- nik

Atarazana Nightchub


 

Atarazana Nightclub.

THE DIRTY ARMY: This club broadcasts every single weekend to come and have a great time and see all the “HOT PEOPLE” in Miami.The only problem is that this is what you’ll find once you step foot in there. Plus two affliction shirts in one club is too much. It’s even worse when there are two in one picture alone.

I thought Cuban food was good for you?- nik

InCase You Didn’t Know


kiss-babies

MAC has a new Baby Forcefield line out this summer.- nik

Rockstar Needs Better Promotion in Miami!


 

Rockstar needs better Promotion in Miami

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Las Vegas based energy drink ROCKSTAR needs a better promo team in Miami, take a look at this advertising, It makes me wanna throw rockstar rather than get energy.

Maybe they could paint little stars in her Green Bay dimples.- nik