The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Korey or as she refers to herself “the_klove”. Honestly, no one really knows her name shes usually referred to as the lunatic who will f*ck anything that talks. Although she’s blonde (for now) she looks like a jewish troll. For some weird reason she likes to seduce her comp camera all day and put the “good” pics up on facebook and when no one likes them she takes them down. Of course, her only accomplishment at college is f*cking every guy with an athletic scholarship  as she can. And then if they stick around her psycho *ss long enough she’ll get there name tattooed on her fu*kin body…only to draw over it the next day because of getting dumped. When shes single and lonely shell even start talking about masturbating via fb/twitter. Although she knows how to work it in front of the camera, she surrounds herself with the other uglier tennis players to make herself look better. The whole tennis team should just be shunned from SIU, all a bunch of durty durty wh*res.

She’s got some serious thick wrists, which means there’s a lot of weight to come.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik — I feel bad…kinda… not really… I party with these girls occasionally and am just fed up with looking at their ugly ass faces, bodies, and just them in general. They are the trashiest bitches at siu and need to be clued in. someone needs to tell em to hit the gym or get the fck outta this school. no ones about to fck them, touch em, or even talk to them cuz they have each fcked everyone desperate and drunk enough possible. ladies get a clue!

I see a definite gold digger in the mist.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I recently came across these pics on facebook. Keep in mind I don’t know any of these girls personally. I feel sorry for young girls these days who are so clueless. They have no idea about how to be sexy and have no idea what sexy is from the looks of these pics. Please put them on blast and maybe someone can explain to them that they look like overweight wh*res. They appear to be freshmen so lets put a stop to their train-wreck lives and get them back on track because with the right clothing and exercise they have a chance of turning their lives and reputations around.

I think the one on the right might be pregnant…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Pick your girl Nik because each one of these hookers are desperate enough and dying to get it in with anyone. All you gotta do is give them a couple beers and theyre down with just about anything. Each one of these girls p*ssy’s are wide enough to fit your head inside. I am second guessing myself that all these girls in the picture arent actually girls . What happened to girls with class? They are no where to be found at siu and this picture is a perfect example of the sluts walking around carbondale. Some of these girls are actually previously posted on your website. But you really need to put them on blast. Especially the one dead smack in the middle with her big ass head this bitch photoshops her pictures to make her body look skinnier then it is. The one all the way to the left is a fat cow btw.

I can only see one chin in the group.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these are the type of college drop outs that are going to live in their parents basement off their parents money with a baby sniffing lines off their babies high chair. Connor and Nikki attended SIU for their freshman year, barely. They would lay in connors bed high off anything they can get their hands on. They didn’t even have the decency to screw somewhere else while connors roomate was on the top bunk. I don’t even think they have a full brain combined. Nikki wanted to have a threesome with connor’s cousin so it wouldn’t be considered cheating, but it doesn’t matter because she cheats on him all the time anyway. Please prayer for these pathetic people. They say that they are going to move out to florida and go to school out there..we will see how that goes. good luck.

Why pray…its the trailer park life for them.- nik