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Druggie Girl

Posted in Houston, Southern Illinois University | March 12th, 2010

Druggie Whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Krystalyn. This girl thinks she’s utterly amazing. I’m sorry, but being easy and snorting anything and everything that will fit up your nose makes you quite pathetic.

It looks like her nose is a perfect fit to snort up purple crayons.- nik

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Trashy Nasty And Skanky

Posted in Illinois, Southern Illinois University, St Louis | March 8th, 2010

Nasty. Trashy. Sk@nky.

Nasty. Trashy. Sk@nky.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik, here’s the deal. This chick is Sarah Br**. She’s technically from Belleville, IL. And one of the biggestttt sl*ts from here. She’s only 18 and has already had 2, possibly 3, abortions and im sure some STDs. No one is really sure what she has, but guys who have been there, say its pretty nasty. She doesn’t live in Belleville anymore because almost every person here hates her. Her mom, dad, and grandma have all kicked her out of their houses. Her mom is now paying for her to go away to college just to get her away from here. You might be wondering why everyone hates her so much, well theres a lot of reasons. For starters, she is a compulsive liar and a theif. Steals anything she can get her hands on, money, clothes, makeup. Even her grandma’s medicine because she wants to try to get f*cked up off it. She thinks she’s so sexy and that everyone wants her. But the only reason she’s even close to skinny is because she’s severly bulimic. I have seen this wh*re go down her contacts calling every guy asking them to f*ck her that night. If that’s not a desperate h*e than I don’t know what is. .

Shes young, she better get a reality check now or forever be a bottle rat sloot sucking gregs for quarters.- nik

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Triple Chin In Chicago

Posted in Chicago, Dirty Army Strong, Southern Illinois University | March 8th, 2010

Triple Chin Bitch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Look at the triple chin wh*re. She has a football player\’s body with broad man shoulders and a gut. She should be saying \”HUT HUT HIKE!\” instead of sl*tting it up around Carbondale. This girl thinks she is so hot when she is actually fat, bug eyed, pointy nose, terrible side profiled, 180 LBS, BIG SL*T. She has had sex with over 50 guys last semester and they all have reported that her va-j smells like rotten fish. It has been rumored that she is carrying multiple STDs….those 50 something guys should all get checked out! BEWARE of SARAH!.

Her hair cut doesn’t compliment her doorstop chin, you have the option to change either.- nik

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SIU Sloot Legend

Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Southern Illinois University, St Louis | February 25th, 2010

SIU SLUT LEGEND

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as you know on the far left is SIU slut legend Whitney K**. Well let me just say that whores come in packs, sort of like wolves. The second from the right is Kassidy K**, the biggest purple crayon lover you will EVER find!!!!! And trust me, she has not just been with a couple purple crayons, she has had the whole box!

I wonder how many purple crayons showed up after they mass texts this to all the guys they know.- nik

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SIU Beer Pong Slam Dunk

Posted in Southern, Southern Illinois University | February 25th, 2010
 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Beer Pong Slam Dunk, Bro’s At their best–Nik do you hear with these kids are listening too-G.

What is so cool about that?- nik

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Mongoloid

Posted in Dirty Predator, Southern Illinois University, St Louis | February 24th, 2010

Mongoloid!!

Mongoloid!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chris “30k millionaire” . This douche works selling cars but claims to make over 100k a year. He rides around in “loaners” stalking girls and getting restraining orders put against him. Could you tell me what in the hell is wrong with his face?

I don’t know..too much protein. He better start making some money if he ever wants to get any chicks.- nik

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Would You

Posted in Southern Illinois University, St Louis, Would You? | February 16th, 2010

Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as you know by now this is Paige “MANHANDS” Gregg. Would you?

She can swing from trees with those arms.- nik

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Back To School

Posted in ASU, Alabama, Arizona / UofA, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, FSU, Florida Gators, Fresno State, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, MSU, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, NC State, Navy, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU | August 20th, 2009

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

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Chicago’s Best?

Posted in Chicago, Purdue, Southern Illinois University, Would You? | April 30th, 2009

hot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Ashely is beautiful and so is her best friend Romina (the one with +2s).  Would you either of them?

Answer: Nope, All I see are MAC Forcefields covering weathered faces and stupid frontal hair poofs.

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Tranny?

Posted in Chicago, Illinois, Iowa, Southern Illinois University | April 29th, 2009

I've decided this is a tranny

THE DIRTY ARMY: There’s a greg in there I know it! What do you think Nik?

Definite Tranny, she did a crappy tuck job. Just sayin’.- nik

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