THE DIRTY ARMY: Wats up Nik, I used to date this girl and once I got to know her I realized what a crazy drunk wh*re she really is. She is now ENGAGED but I have heard of at least 3 guys shes f*cked since then. Some girls never learn and maybe this way she might. Shes a mexican nasty girl and needs to be put in her place.

You sound bitter. Let her go.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Korey or as she refers to herself “the_klove”. Honestly, no one really knows her name shes usually referred to as the lunatic who will f*ck anything that talks. Although she’s blonde (for now) she looks like a jewish troll. For some weird reason she likes to seduce her comp camera all day and put the “good” pics up on facebook and when no one likes them she takes them down. Of course, her only accomplishment at college is f*cking every guy with an athletic scholarship  as she can. And then if they stick around her psycho *ss long enough she’ll get there name tattooed on her fu*kin body…only to draw over it the next day because of getting dumped. When shes single and lonely shell even start talking about masturbating via fb/twitter. Although she knows how to work it in front of the camera, she surrounds herself with the other uglier tennis players to make herself look better. The whole tennis team should just be shunned from SIU, all a bunch of durty durty wh*res.

She’s got some serious thick wrists, which means there’s a lot of weight to come.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik — I feel bad…kinda… not really… I party with these girls occasionally and am just fed up with looking at their ugly ass faces, bodies, and just them in general. They are the trashiest bitches at siu and need to be clued in. someone needs to tell em to hit the gym or get the fck outta this school. no ones about to fck them, touch em, or even talk to them cuz they have each fcked everyone desperate and drunk enough possible. ladies get a clue!

I see a definite gold digger in the mist.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I recently came across these pics on facebook. Keep in mind I don’t know any of these girls personally. I feel sorry for young girls these days who are so clueless. They have no idea about how to be sexy and have no idea what sexy is from the looks of these pics. Please put them on blast and maybe someone can explain to them that they look like overweight wh*res. They appear to be freshmen so lets put a stop to their train-wreck lives and get them back on track because with the right clothing and exercise they have a chance of turning their lives and reputations around.

I think the one on the right might be pregnant…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is KC. He is an idiot that thinks any girl will jump his bone because he has big arms. What do you think?

Clearly he has to  be joking, I mean he reeks of noodles.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Maggie Weinstein and yes, that is her profile picture on facebook. she is the grossest thing that has ever walked the SIU campus and there are a lot of nasty b*tches. she gets wasted every night, literally and SHOCKER failed her first year. not only is she retarded, she looks like a lobster on top of it. this idiot needs to know she doesn’t look sexy, but like a dirty sloot.

That’s a man.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Hannah one of the biggest sl*ts I know. For some reason she goes around telling people she is Native American/ Egyptian for god only know what reason. Maybe to help her become the model she wants to be? Haha right… Anyways she is the biggest attention wh*re and complains about her life and family and how she has it so bad. Yea right mommy and daddy pay for everything. She’ll do anything to get a guys attention. She gets wasted out of her mind and asks guys if they want to have sex with her. Real classy right? She’s even done “pepsi” just to get into a guys pants and denies ever sleeping with him or doing any drugs. Complete bullsh*t. Why doesn’t she put her parents money to good use and buy her self some dignity and a brain.

Hannah…That’s a lie.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Pick your girl Nik because each one of these hookers are desperate enough and dying to get it in with anyone. All you gotta do is give them a couple beers and theyre down with just about anything. Each one of these girls p*ssy’s are wide enough to fit your head inside. I am second guessing myself that all these girls in the picture arent actually girls . What happened to girls with class? They are no where to be found at siu and this picture is a perfect example of the sluts walking around carbondale. Some of these girls are actually previously posted on your website. But you really need to put them on blast. Especially the one dead smack in the middle with her big ass head this bitch photoshops her pictures to make her body look skinnier then it is. The one all the way to the left is a fat cow btw.

I can only see one chin in the group.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Cayman Bone. This girl is originally from sarsota, florida. she is the most disgusting vile piece of sh*t ever. This girl will lie, cheat and steal her way through life. She doesn’t care about anyone who it affects as long as she comes out as the victim. Watch out girls, this girl will try and have sex with your boyfriends. She has literally f*cked 20 guys and she’s only been here for a year.She will f*ck anything that breathes and could be considered a prostitute, except she doesn’t get paid for her service. She’s in the theater program, but she thinks she’s god gift to acting. Please, a lot of people have no talent and she is definitely one of them…well with the exception of sucking every guy she meets greg. she claim’s shes the hottest thing around. *puke*.

Why doesn’t she have any hair. With a face like that she really needs something to hide behind.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these are the type of college drop outs that are going to live in their parents basement off their parents money with a baby sniffing lines off their babies high chair. Connor and Nikki attended SIU for their freshman year, barely. They would lay in connors bed high off anything they can get their hands on. They didn’t even have the decency to screw somewhere else while connors roomate was on the top bunk. I don’t even think they have a full brain combined. Nikki wanted to have a threesome with connor’s cousin so it wouldn’t be considered cheating, but it doesn’t matter because she cheats on him all the time anyway. Please prayer for these pathetic people. They say that they are going to move out to florida and go to school out there..we will see how that goes. good luck.

Why pray…its the trailer park life for them.- nik