THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Korey or as she refers to herself “the_klove”. Honestly, no one really knows her name shes usually referred to as the lunatic who will f*ck anything that talks. Although she’s blonde (for now) she looks like a jewish troll. For some weird reason she likes to seduce her comp camera all day and put the “good” pics up on facebook and when no one likes them she takes them down. Of course, her only accomplishment at college is f*cking every guy with an athletic scholarship  as she can. And then if they stick around her psycho *ss long enough she’ll get there name tattooed on her fu*kin body…only to draw over it the next day because of getting dumped. When shes single and lonely shell even start talking about masturbating via fb/twitter. Although she knows how to work it in front of the camera, she surrounds herself with the other uglier tennis players to make herself look better. The whole tennis team should just be shunned from SIU, all a bunch of durty durty wh*res.

She’s got some serious thick wrists, which means there’s a lot of weight to come.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik — I feel bad…kinda… not really… I party with these girls occasionally and am just fed up with looking at their ugly ass faces, bodies, and just them in general. They are the trashiest bitches at siu and need to be clued in. someone needs to tell em to hit the gym or get the fck outta this school. no ones about to fck them, touch em, or even talk to them cuz they have each fcked everyone desperate and drunk enough possible. ladies get a clue!

I see a definite gold digger in the mist.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I recently came across these pics on facebook. Keep in mind I don’t know any of these girls personally. I feel sorry for young girls these days who are so clueless. They have no idea about how to be sexy and have no idea what sexy is from the looks of these pics. Please put them on blast and maybe someone can explain to them that they look like overweight wh*res. They appear to be freshmen so lets put a stop to their train-wreck lives and get them back on track because with the right clothing and exercise they have a chance of turning their lives and reputations around.

I think the one on the right might be pregnant…- nik