Peter The Dietician

March 20, 2012 Chicago, Southern Illinois University 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Peter the “dietician” from Bensenville. What people don’t really know about him is he nearly failed out of SIU, he is in reality a lunch room meal server. He takes laxatives on a regular basis, his *ss is still jealous of the sh*t that comes out of it though. He is also driving a c class Mercedes he cannot afford (car he thinks makes up for his small greg) he hits and cheats on his gf regularly and hes a piece of sh*t FES. He lies on his resumes and puts fake managers down because he gets fired from every job. Why does he get fired? For harassing the women he works with. You’re a joke Peter!

So he makes sloppy Joes for a living.- nik



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Engaged And Possibly Sleeping Around

January 30, 2012 Southern Illinois University 4

engaged and sleeping around...?

engaged and sleeping around...?

engaged and sleeping around...?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Wats up Nik, I used to date this girl and once I got to know her I realized what a crazy drunk wh*re she really is. She is now ENGAGED but I have heard of at least 3 guys shes f*cked since then. Some girls never learn and maybe this way she might. Shes a mexican nasty girl and needs to be put in her place.

You sound bitter. Let her go.- nik



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Tennis Girl Hits All The Balls

January 27, 2012 Dirty Athletes, Southern Illinois University 161

Tennis girl: Hits all the balls

Tennis girl: Hits all the balls

Tennis girl: Hits all the balls

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Korey or as she refers to herself “the_klove”. Honestly, no one really knows her name shes usually referred to as the lunatic who will f*ck anything that talks. Although she’s blonde (for now) she looks like a jewish troll. For some weird reason she likes to seduce her comp camera all day and put the “good” pics up on facebook and when no one likes them she takes them down. Of course, her only accomplishment at college is f*cking every guy with an athletic scholarship  as she can. And then if they stick around her psycho *ss long enough she’ll get there name tattooed on her fu*kin body…only to draw over it the next day because of getting dumped. When shes single and lonely shell even start talking about masturbating via fb/twitter. Although she knows how to work it in front of the camera, she surrounds herself with the other uglier tennis players to make herself look better. The whole tennis team should just be shunned from SIU, all a bunch of durty durty wh*res.

She’s got some serious thick wrists, which means there’s a lot of weight to come.- nik



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Not ‘Bout To Touch These Knees

January 27, 2012 Southern Illinois University 4

not 'bout to touch these hoes

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik — I feel bad…kinda… not really… I party with these girls occasionally and am just fed up with looking at their ugly ass faces, bodies, and just them in general. They are the trashiest bitches at siu and need to be clued in. someone needs to tell em to hit the gym or get the fck outta this school. no ones about to fck them, touch em, or even talk to them cuz they have each fcked everyone desperate and drunk enough possible. ladies get a clue!

I see a definite gold digger in the mist.- nik



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Tell These Girls To Get A Clue

November 29, 2011 Southern Illinois University 12

Tell These Girls To Get A Clue

Tell These Girls To Get A Clue

Tell These Girls To Get A Clue

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I recently came across these pics on facebook. Keep in mind I don’t know any of these girls personally. I feel sorry for young girls these days who are so clueless. They have no idea about how to be sexy and have no idea what sexy is from the looks of these pics. Please put them on blast and maybe someone can explain to them that they look like overweight wh*res. They appear to be freshmen so lets put a stop to their train-wreck lives and get them back on track because with the right clothing and exercise they have a chance of turning their lives and reputations around.

I think the one on the right might be pregnant…- nik



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Wannabe Model

August 15, 2011 Southern Illinois University 6

Wannabe Model

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is KC. He is an idiot that thinks any girl will jump his bone because he has big arms. What do you think?

Clearly he has to  be joking, I mean he reeks of noodles.- nik 

 



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Lobster Sloot

August 3, 2011 Chicago, Southern Illinois University 36

lobster sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Maggie Weinstein and yes, that is her profile picture on facebook. she is the grossest thing that has ever walked the SIU campus and there are a lot of nasty b*tches. she gets wasted every night, literally and SHOCKER failed her first year. not only is she retarded, she looks like a lobster on top of it. this idiot needs to know she doesn’t look sexy, but like a dirty sloot.

That’s a man.- nik



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Pocahontas Aka Hannah

August 2, 2011 Chicago, Southern Illinois University 38

Pocahontas

Pocahontas

Pocahontas

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Hannah one of the biggest sl*ts I know. For some reason she goes around telling people she is Native American/ Egyptian for god only know what reason. Maybe to help her become the model she wants to be? Haha right… Anyways she is the biggest attention wh*re and complains about her life and family and how she has it so bad. Yea right mommy and daddy pay for everything. She’ll do anything to get a guys attention. She gets wasted out of her mind and asks guys if they want to have sex with her. Real classy right? She’s even done “pepsi” just to get into a guys pants and denies ever sleeping with him or doing any drugs. Complete bullsh*t. Why doesn’t she put her parents money to good use and buy her self some dignity and a brain.

Hannah…That’s a lie.- nik



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