THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these are the type of college drop outs that are going to live in their parents basement off their parents money with a baby sniffing lines off their babies high chair. Connor and Nikki attended SIU for their freshman year, barely. They would lay in connors bed high off anything they can get their hands on. They didn’t even have the decency to screw somewhere else while connors roomate was on the top bunk. I don’t even think they have a full brain combined. Nikki wanted to have a threesome with connor’s cousin so it wouldn’t be considered cheating, but it doesn’t matter because she cheats on him all the time anyway. Please prayer for these pathetic people. They say that they are going to move out to florida and go to school out there..we will see how that goes. good luck.

Why pray…its the trailer park life for them.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it is pretty hard to be the biggest hillbilly in the city of carbondale, but not for clara. This b*tch cuts up her own white t’s as crop tops and works out at the rec center in them. Maybe this would be okay if she was skinny but she looks like she is pregnant. She probably is, I wouldnt be suprised. People say she has a community p*ssy. She would leave her thongs around her dorm room and the gross thing is the part that goes up her ass were stained brown. She brags that people think she looks like a pornstar which isnt really something to brag about. At least a pornstar gets paid for being a slut clara you do it for free. Everyone she has slept with says that you can make a wig out of all the hair on her body. She is the biggesst skeezer in her sorority which is pretty hard to be because shes an easy dz.

I just gave advice on what not to wear, sounds like she does the opposite…she must be a frat house hero (that’s not a good thing).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This round ass broad’s name is Alyssa Hebel. She is like an orange, skin color and body type. Don’t let this bald headed h*e full you her hair is a wig. One day she was walking to class and the wind blew her wig off and I saw her chase after it. I actually sat next to her in one class and she smelled so bad. I couldn’t tell if it was her breath or her cooter. She claimed that she got bed bugs but everyone knows that she has 62 crabs hanging around in her jungle down below. She thinks she is a hippie but her favorite band is nickelback. She would literally bring a gun out to parties and hold people up for food. She also carries around a giant purse aka the “snack bag”. At a party I saw this clepto maniac try to fit a flat screen in it. This dirty dildo got one all fours at cali’s the bar/club and blew a giant fart. Her teeth are so razor sharp at subway she cut her own sandwich with her front tooth. She is notorious for her fat upper p*ssy area and her butt cheeks hanging out the bottom of her skirt and shorts daily. This hillbilly has holes in all her tights she wears under her skirts and of course she isnt wearing underwear. I know her roomate personally and she would always walk in on her shaving her crotch in the sink. Nik, what advice would u give this girl?

It really concerns me that this beast has access to a gun.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Jon Poynter. I am posting this to warn any girl who is unfortunate enough to have a class with him or to meet him anywhere. He is a stage 5 stalker. If you are friends with him on facebook and have your number in your info delete your number ASAP. He will get it off facebook and non-stop text you to “hang out” He doesn’t care if you do not respond to his facebook messages he will continue to message you. He doesn’t get the point when you ignore him so your best bet is to block him. He was reported to the RA in the dorm for just being a creep. STAY AWAY from him. He is also only 19 and has some grey hair and his eyebrows are like half white? it’s so weird he looks like a grandpa and he reminds me of quazzie moto from the hunch back of notre dame. He tries to get girls that are way out of his league and its like dude take a look in the mirror my lord.

Clearly he missed the boat and thinks timberlands are still cool for no reason.- nik