Southern Illinois University | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Dirty Tool

May 10, 2011 Southern Illinois University 67


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is brandon roach. he is the dirtiest scumbag in southern illinois n has diseases when i say diseases i mean DRD. he has sex w every grl w/o a condom n if he doesnt kno the girl he busts in them. he thinks hes hot shit n good looking when he takes steroids thats the only reason hes big. he beats girls n is nothing but a hillbilly tool. PUT THIS DOUCHE ON BLAST NIK!

You can’t cover up your ginger with a hat.  Soon his freckles will magically disappear when he gets his hands on some girls make up.- nik

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Dirty Greg

May 10, 2011 Chicago, Southern Illinois University 10

dirty dick!!!

dirty dick!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy right here has to be the most skeezy dude ive ever met!!! he was f*ckin with me and my cousin, at the same time!! also, his dick smelled so bad it was disgusting; hes slept with over 200 females and probably has wrapped it up twice. dudes just overall NASTY!! reppin the dirtydale straight up!! stay away from this dude, hes all about anal and lickin a**holes! gross .

You always have to question the sexuality of guys who make greg faces, especially close ups.- nik

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Craigslist Mofos

April 1, 2011 Southern Illinois University, St. Louis 16

Craigslist MOFO

Craigslist MOFO

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well these scum bags can’t manage to find ladies their own age or girls on the dirty so they stoop real low to woman on craigslist (bargain shoppers). I know its all fun and games to be all kinky but f*cking another man’s wife while he’s watching is just f*cked up. This tag team had f*cked every mom in St. Louis. Kenan Sahbaz had a girlfriend who lived in Florida, little did she know he was in it for her mom and not her.

Guys who let you know that they tag team girls or that they would like to tag team someone with you is really them saying they would like the sugar in your shorts.  Making these young fellows a couple of sugar shorts.- nik

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The Three Stooges

March 15, 2011 Chicago, Southern Illinois University 17

The Three Stooges

The Three Stooges

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, These are the three stooges, Amanda, Ali, and Audrey. They literally don’t go anywhere without eachother. They’re the type of girls who won’t show up anywhere unless they’re hammered. They think everybody loves them but right when they turn their back people are like who invited the grenade squad. Their favorite thing to do is give rim jobs to eachother in the human centipede position. Somebody walked into a room at a party and they were caught red handed in the middle of taking turns scissoring eachother. Amanda only hangs out with ali and audrey because theyre ugly as hell and amanda wants to make herself look better. The funny thing is that they live with eachother and a guy will come over f*ck one of them then go into the next room f*ck the other one and then walk into the next room and finish his business. All their vag’s smell like a dumpster. They need to leave southern illinois university because they are literally the most annoying b*tches I’ve ever met and being around them just makes everyone else dumber because they are all borderline retarded.

I hate packs of uggo’s, they’re always loud and obnoxious and will sleep with any guy who gives them attention.- nik

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Freshman 50

March 8, 2011 Chicago, Gremlin, Southern Illinois University 21

this dirty jew

this dirty jew

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Sloot is a jew bag.  She is a huge skeezer. The only reason she had friends in high school were for here lame ass parties. Throw her in an oven.  Her meatbox smells like her moms kosher tuna.  She went to college gained 50 pounds and dropped out now her only friend is Hana Long the dyke of the century. Her nickname was stinky pits because of how bad she smells.  Oh ya shes a j*w. The only reason shes cool is because of her “dummy booty” Did I mention shes a jew ? This girl had an abortion. I’m pro life but thank god theres not another KELSEY LONG.  All in all she is a dirty  sloot who probably has drd like her best friend Danielle Marzano. She is gross and deserves to be sent to auschwitz.O’ ya her other friend is Ashley Butler biggest slob on the southside.

She doesn’t look to happy about life, nor should she.- nik

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Southern Illinois Sloots

February 23, 2011 Southern Illinois University, St. Louis 9

Southern Illinois SLOOTS

Southern Illinois SLOOTS

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these two cke wh*res are Halee and Becca. Halee (middle) cheated on her husband (she got married at 18) while he was fighting in Iraq. Becca (left) will suck anyone’s d*ck for some drugs and once sh*t her pants at a party because she was so f*cked up. The douchebag in the pictures is Jeremy, also known as Fuzz. He’s the dude Halee cheated on her army husband with. Jeremy is obviously on steroids and has been in jail for beating people up while on roid rampages. All three of them only care about themselves and deserve a whole lot more than just being put on the dirty. Nik, show the world what these losers are really like.

There is only one Fuze, and he’s my hero.- nik

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Lingere party

February 22, 2011 Dirty Athletes, Southern Illinois University, St. Louis 14

Lingere party

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, We were going out to a lingere party, the two guys handcuffed together have been on this website before. I’m she short mexican dude. Do you think we have made any progress? Because I think we have gotten better.

I wonder if this was before or after their orgy.- nik

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Ugly Rat

January 11, 2011 Chicago, Southern Illinois University 75

The Ugly Rat

The Ugly Rat

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is carli she is the ugliest grl in chicago she thinks shes hot shit n cheats on all her bfs. shes said to be a walking drd n will go out w/ ne1 cuz she nos shes to ugly to get someone hot. shes super skinny but always wheres loose shirts to cover up her huge gut. lets just say shes ugly gross and should never be touched by any guy.

Her nose looks like a honeycomb (texture-wise).- nik

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