She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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SIU Beer Pong Slam Dunk
Posted in Southern, Southern Illinois University | February 25th, 2010THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Beer Pong Slam Dunk, Bro’s At their best–Nik do you hear with these kids are listening too-G.
What is so cool about that?- nik
NOLA Barbie’s Pack Of Crayons
Posted in New Orleans, Southern | July 9th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so barbie got a new promotion at work.. this was from her “surprise party” for it.. so nik how many guys you think she slept with to get the promotion?? and yes she does like the purple crayon.
I bet far left only got to watch, for safety concerns.- nik
Hottest In NOLA?
Posted in LSU, New Orleans, Southern, The Dirty | June 24th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it is time for more of New Orleans’ “Social Butterflies” (so they think) to be put on blast. They claim that they are the hottest girls in Nola and everyone wants to be like them.
Roll call: Left bottom is fat, Center bottom is long in the face, Right bottom has Popeye arms, Top left has fat chipmunk cheeks, Center top is artificial intelligence and Right top has a witch chin.- nik
Woman Attacked With Sausage At IHOP
Posted in LSU, New Orleans, Southern, The Dirty | June 18th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: (thetowntalk.com) - Alexandria Police charged Jose Morales, 42, of 227 Mary Hill Road, Pineville, with second-degree battery for allegedly hitting a co-worker in the face with a hot sausage Sunday morning.
Police reported being called to the International House of Pancakes, 2715 MacArthur Drive, at 10:30 a.m. where they found the victim with a large burn on the right side of her face that was starting to blister. According to the police report, the victim said she was not immediately aware that she had been hit in the face by “a hot, greasy sausage.”
Another employee alleged that she saw Morales throw the sausage at the victim as she was standing on the other side of a high counter from him, according to the police report.
Since when has throwing your meat around against the law?- nik
Lil Wayne’s Biggest Fan?
Posted in Baton Rouge, New Orleans, Southern, The Dirty | June 9th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY, IM SPEECHLESS! LIKE WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THAT TO YOUR FACE! HOW IS HE EVER GOING TO MAKE A LIFE FOR HIMSELF LOOKING LIKE THAT?? WOAHHH.
There is no such thing as life in prison.- nik
Hottest Chick At LSU
Posted in Baton Rouge, LSU, Optical Illusion, Southern, The Dirty | May 8th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Ali is by far the hottest girl at LSU. Even if you say you wouldn’t…we all know you would.
Answer: No, I wouldn’t and I think she needs to be a DIRTY CELEB… I think her name should be “Optical Illusion” or O-ill for short because she is all face. Her rack is real and they probably hit the floor swiffer style. Sorry, but I cannot sacrifice my Greg for this chick.
**DIRTY ARMY, feel free to send more picture of O-ill.
J.P. Convict
Posted in New Orleans, Southern | May 1st, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Mr. Glynn. He got out of jail not that long ago. I bet he was a punk up in there. He thinks he looks so good, and stays checking out guys, but claims it’s a joke. Yeah right. If he thinks he looks so good why is every bitch he dates either a hoe or fuc*in ugly? He claims to rep Kenner City, please! Just because you live in Kenner doesn’t mean you need to rep it. He thinks he has so many friends. All him and his friends do is talk sh*t about each other and mess with each other girls. He is so lame, he talks about everyone behind their back and then denies it because he knows he would get his ass whooped. He is always claiming to be so hard and like he’s about whatever, but when it comes down to it he’s not.
That’s what happens once you have touched another man’s Greg.- nik
U.G.L.Y.
Posted in New Orleans, Southern | April 30th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK,THIS GIRL THINKS SHES THE HOTTEST SH*T AROUND, AND THAT SHE CAN HATE ON EVERYONE ELSE..WHEN THE TRUTH IS THAT SHE IS IDENTICAL WITH A RAT?
Is she on drugs?- nik
Keeps It In The Family
Posted in New Orleans, Southern | April 29th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey NIK, this is mayda.(the h*e on the right) Let me tell you about this h*e. She got kicked out of her house and moved in with her boyfriend and while her boyfriend was away she was f*ckin his brother and got pregnant by him. Disappeared and came back to f*ck with every guy she can get her hands on and still f*cks with her baby’s daddy. So all you guys be aware you don’t want to catch something from this h*e. Now NIK, I ask you would you?
Answer: No, not for all of the money in the world.
Alley Quieff
Posted in Clemson, New Orleans, Southern | April 29th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: dis iz alley aka the quieffa… be aware boyz she luvz to pee on boiz lapz nd she f*ckz guyz so dey wnt leave her nd she dumb nd fckin fugly i herd she a lil bushy down der to. nik, she belongz wit da apes nd she thnkz her sh*t dnt stink she thnkz she the coolest persn eva to.
Here is a perfect example why America needs to reform education.- nik
