THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is JD a dead beat dad of my twins. He has never payed for $1 of my kids life. He lives as he a a big timer when every one who knows he is small (in every cataloger) if you know what i mean. He sleeps with minors he is way over 30 & still trying to find girls in strip clubs….Nik put this PSSY MAMAS BOY on blast!

I’m pretty sure the same thing was said about the last 4 or 5 guys I’ve seen in Ed Farty.  Therefore people who wear Ed Farty have small gregs…I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Last year during the summer i started chatting online with this guy Jimmy Paiz. He expressed to me that he liked me and wanted to date me but i was in a relationship and i didnt know this guy from anywhere. He then proceded to inform me of his DJ skills. He asked if i could put him on throughout the city because i am a promoter. LOL I told him i would help out once i herd some of his mixes. Etc. I istened to his mix down and it was wack. My boyfriend and i broke up in August. I started talking to Jimmy via computer because he was in Iraq. When he came home he called for me to come get him but i refused because again i did not know this man. I was staying in a hotel while in town and he came to meet me one day. (my brother’s room was right across the hall) With him came weed, alcohol, and pills. I was blown away. After meeting him in person I explained to him that i didnt approve of that type of behavior and that we couldn’t continue to meet up for even small talk. We were supposed to be talking business about him becoming a possible investor for my company and things of that nature. Instead he had drugs and getting high on the brain. He became furious and started threatening me here and there calling my phone repeatedly which he still does and posting things all over the place. This guy went from nobody caring about the little spanish DJ wanna be to this guy is spreading bad vibes about you all over town V as herd from several people. He lies and claims i stole money from him that he owed me for running up my phone bill while in Iraq. This guy would call me all day long. I used to say “do you ever work?”. This guy is trying to build his reputation by destroying mine and needs to be put on front street. Please help. Thanks.

He was clearly just trying to sleep with you, drugs an alcohol woulda made it easy if you were a sloot…also what do you think people use online chatting for?? You should try looking elsewhere for guys.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Beer Pong Slam Dunk, Bro’s At their best–Nik do you hear with these kids are listening too-G.

What is so cool about that?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so barbie got a new promotion at work.. this was from her “surprise party” for it.. so nik how many guys you think she slept with to get the promotion?? and yes she does like the purple crayon.

I bet far left only got to watch, for safety concerns.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it is time for more of New Orleans’ “Social Butterflies” (so they think) to be put on blast. They claim that they are the hottest girls in Nola and everyone wants to be like them.

Roll call:  Left bottom is fat, Center bottom is long in the face, Right bottom has Popeye arms, Top left has fat chipmunk cheeks, Center top is artificial intelligence and Right top has a witch chin.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: (thetowntalk.com) - Alexandria Police charged Jose Morales, 42, of 227 Mary Hill Road, Pineville, with second-degree battery for allegedly hitting a co-worker in the face with a hot sausage Sunday morning.

Police reported being called to the International House of Pancakes, 2715 MacArthur Drive, at 10:30 a.m. where they found the victim with a large burn on the right side of her face that was starting to blister. According to the police report, the victim said she was not immediately aware that she had been hit in the face by “a hot, greasy sausage.”

Another employee alleged that she saw Morales throw the sausage at the victim as she was standing on the other side of a high counter from him, according to the police report.

Since when has throwing your meat around against the law?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY, IM SPEECHLESS! LIKE WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THAT TO YOUR FACE! HOW IS HE EVER GOING TO MAKE A LIFE FOR HIMSELF LOOKING LIKE THAT?? WOAHHH.

There is no such thing as life in prison.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Ali is by far the hottest girl at LSU. Even if you say you wouldn’t…we all know you would.

Answer:  No, I wouldn’t and I think she needs to be a DIRTY CELEB… I think her name should be “Optical Illusion” or O-ill for short because she is all face.  Her rack is real and they probably hit the floor swiffer style.  Sorry, but I cannot sacrifice my Greg for this chick.

**DIRTY ARMY, feel free to send more picture of O-ill.

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Mr. Glynn. He got out of jail not that long ago. I bet he was a punk up in there. He thinks he looks so good, and stays checking out guys, but claims it’s a joke. Yeah right. If he thinks he looks so good why is every bitch he dates either a hoe or fuc*in ugly? He claims to rep Kenner City, please! Just because you live in Kenner doesn’t mean you need to rep it. He thinks he has so many friends. All him and his friends do is talk sh*t about each other and mess with each other girls. He is so lame, he talks about everyone behind their back and then denies it because he knows he would get his ass whooped. He is always claiming to be so hard and like he’s about whatever, but when it comes down to it he’s not.

That’s what happens once you have touched another man’s Greg.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK,THIS GIRL THINKS SHES THE HOTTEST SH*T AROUND, AND THAT SHE CAN HATE ON EVERYONE ELSE..WHEN THE TRUTH IS THAT SHE IS IDENTICAL WITH A RAT?

Is she on drugs?- nik