THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Caleb. Or so he says. He also told someone his name was Adam. He likes to sweet talk girls into coming and seeing him on base so he can sleep with you IN YOUR CAR! He’s lies about his name and life. He talks like its long term but really is just saying whatever he wants to get what he wants. He even has a twitter account where he talks about being honest and having a healthy relationship. He also likes to wander around the plenty of fish website. Watch out for him. He claims he’s from Texas, but again he lied about his name so who really knows what else he’ll lie about. He is truly DIRTY!

Must have a boyfriend he doesn’t wanna make jealous.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So, I’ve known this chick for a while. She’s progressively gotten crazier over the years. I’m convinced it’s because of her raw food diet…and probably the fact that she drinks homemade wine made from moldy grapes. This blog just takes it to a whole different level of insanity. Here are some highlights: She washes her hair with pee. Runs her car into someone elses on purpose. She’s convinced she’s destined to be with eminem. Oh, and she has a spirit friend who likes to have sex with her. She’s also into writing her own rhymes, which basically consist of lyrics from other songs, compiled together to make some insane ramblings she feels represents her. This chick has been in and out of the Domme scene in seattle for a few years. She’s back in the scene now, presumably because she’s too insane to get a real job, and has to pay her rent somehow. There is something VERY wrong with the public safety system when someone crashes their car into someone elses, on purpose, because Eminem told them to do it, and they don’t get thrown in the looney bin. This is like a female version of that “stan” guy he always rapped about. She’s going to [removed] someone some day and she’s lucky she hasn’t already. It’s SUPER long so be prepared to sit in awe for a while. [Click here to read her story]

She sounds perfect for Eminem.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this troll-looking, no good, dirty, slooty a*s b*tch is Kimberly Givan! She’s trailer trash from Benton City and now cheers for a community college in the Tri-Cities. She’s such a little nasty with everything that she does. She’s ugly inside and out. Her face, back, everything is covered in nasty pimples (that showed through the cut out uniform), she has a nose that looks like a f*cking toucan bird, she has this awkward laugh like someone hit her in her Adam’s Apple, and not to mention that her when she was being lifted everyone had to either smell or touch (barf) her dried up fish taco. She thinks she’s the hottest sh*t around and that everyone loves her, especially the boys. She always brags about how the boys are always all over her and she has to deny them left and right, but in reality she’s so pathetic that she’s still fucking her boyfriend from high school (she’s a sophomore in college, btw) and he’s a nasty little pothead that looks like he could be her brother. BEWARE EASTERN WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY BOYS: She’s transferring there!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay so this desgusting excuse for a mother is Kathryn Martin. She is one of the most know wh*res on the CDA reservation n everyone knows it.she doesn’t even care about money she’ll do u jus cuz u tell her she’s pretty lmao she’s a GREMLIN!!!! She has two kids n doesn’t kno ego thier Daddy is n her mom goes by Tina Decker the pecker wrecker lmao.

She looks like a gymnast and they definitely are pecker wreckers.- nik