THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m 34 and still go to Spring Break at Lake Havasu all the time. You might be asking yourself what a 34 year old man is doing at Spring Break. I’ve been married for 14 years and have 3 beautiful little girls with the best wife anyone could ask for. But like in all marriages, the more kids the less sex. And lets be honest after the 2nd year, the sex got boring and lame, all I really want from my wife these days is a good blow job. For the past 4 years 3 of my good friends in the same situation as me tell our wives we are going on a fishing trip during these times. We go for 5 days and the amount of 18-19 year olds we f*ck is insane. I sleep with at least 2 girls per day, when you have a boat, alcohol, pasties and a good sound system its the easiest thing. We get on the lake around 10am, by 12pm we have the first set so wasted, drunk and coked up… back to the house, f*ck them and then round 2 around 3pm when we get back to the lake and do the same thing. If it was not for this get away trip my marriage would be over in a heartbeat. This is what we look towards the whole year. Many of my co workers ask me how we get away with it, and its very simple. Whatever lake/river we told our old ladies we were going to, we would find out what their main fish was and on the way home stop at these local asian grocery stores and just buy a bunch…. Its perfect. I recommend it.
You guys bang 19 year old passed out pregnant chicks? Looks like rape if you ask me.- nik