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Delusional Troll

December 4, 2014 Springfield, St. Louis 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fat ugly pig is Courtney Rader. Delusional doesn’t even begin to describe this troll. She thinks she is tough shit when in reality she’s a dumb bitch who will run away scared when confronted. Courtney, the lies you post on Instagram and Facebook are hilarious, yet sad but yes, we are all laughing at you. Her life goal is to create as much drama as possible and try to destroy friendships and relationships. She acts like she is above people and thinks she is soooo much better than everyone when in reality she’s just a fat, bipolar pig that consumes entire footlong sandwiches daily in her parents basement. She was bullied in high school (supposedly) but instead of being the bigger person and just moving on with her life, she feels the need to be a complete bitch to everyone she comes in contact with and thinks it’s funny to bully others. Her idea of fun is going to Macy’s or Dillard’s, grabbing as many clothes as she can, taking them to the fitting room and stuffing them in her purse. She is also a “cosmetologist” but I use that term loosely cause I mean, look at her she’s obviously clueless when it comes to looking good. She also thinks people like her when in reality, nobody can stand her. Probably why nobody sticks around to be her friend. She needs a strong dose of reality, Nik. Help me give it to her.



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Scumbag

December 1, 2014 Springfield, St. Louis 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Reed he thinks he is a sexy beast he needs to take a bath nothing but trouble maker the only reason he has any friends is cause he pays for everything and he likes little kids just a little to much and they let him work with handicapped kids down in higginsville don’t understand that I wouldn’t let him take care of my pets he is just all around low life scum of the earth



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Chainey Grumbley

October 6, 2014 Oregon, Portland, Springfield 95

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this would be Chainey Grumbley. Where in the fuck do I start? Okay so first of all, she get’s welfare every month.. And she spends it on her boyfriend, 40′s and weed. Chainey most of the time has a new boyfriend like every week. But from time to time she settles down for a little bit.. But the second they break up? She will be back on the market looking for another daddy for her poor little boy. That kid has seen more daddy’s than the Maury show.. It’s rather pathetic. She claims to be a bad bitch.. But the only thing this bitch is bad at, is life. She is like 20 years old.. Never had a job, and claims to be caring for her sick grandpa.. But its a little hard to care for your grandpa when all you’re doing is partying, and having a million people moving in and out of HIS home. Chainey also is a scared little whore, if you try to attack her she runs away and hides.. Get’s her ass beat and then when all is over, talks shit like she’s gonna do something to you. She’s like one of those little chihuahua dogs that at first you think is cute, and then you just want to kick around. Chainey looks like a MAN legit, she has like no boobs, no ass.. And she resembles a “Tammy Lynn” from a trailer park. Her house smells like wet dog and spilled booze. The carpets are disgusting and the walls to her bedroom look like an Alley way Downtown Eugene bums have lived in for 20 years. Get some class little girl and good luck on your mission of finding that little boy a Father. Springfield, OR!



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Hannah Vandervort

August 27, 2014 Eugene, Springfield 53

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hannah is seriously the biggest cnt that has ever walked this planet.She has two kids she chooses to pon off so she can go fck everything that has a dick.Nobody wants or cares for her anymore because shes just a backstabbing manipulating cnt who has nothing going for her.She only cares for herself and even then she is honestly just disrespecting herself by sleeping with everyone.While her kids are in the room or not.i mean come on three different guys in a week.Talk about slut.She seriously needs to go get checked or some shit Cause theres no way she could be clean.Plus you can smell that sweaty rotted pussy from a mile away no joke.(its called take a shower honey)And honestly she needs to do something about those fat rolls.Maybe something called a gym?but hey she probably doesn’t even know what that is.sad….Anyways shes pretty much alone,shes fcked everyone over ,which is why NOBODY(and i mean nobody)likes her.even her friends she thinks she has,lol,really don’t like her.and any man that is willing to get with her,don’t ever give a shit,they just know shes easy as fck.Also,she claims shes classy,but does she look classy?that is on Facebook,probably with her kids on the ground crying for mommy’s attention while she decides to take disgusting pictures.she shouldn’t be taking any at all actually,she looks like and ogre from Shrek or some shit.She can stare at you with one eye,and watch the food cook on the stove AT THE SAME TIME.lol.GO HOME HANNA NOONE WANTS YOU.



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Haleigh Coon Truck Sloot

August 7, 2014 Akron, Springfield 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Haleigh coon is the whore of akron/ springfield shes slept with everyone and there momma! If you have a truck she will fuck! She will fuck your boyfriend your brother your dad your mother prolly even your grandma. her vagina will deff be falling off soon! shit smells like fish and looks like roast beef! she cant keep friends cause she fucks there boyfriends.. cant keep a boyfriend cause shes such a whore. her hair is so dead and short she looks like a boy. shes a wanna be welder only because she thinks guys will think its hott, but cant weld for shit she needs to weld her vagina shut. She will go home with random guys and sleep with them because they have a truck. One time she was sucking off some guys and threw up all over him and his bed. Stay away from this nasty wanna be country truck whore, if you dont wanna std. She just needs to move away to Arizona like she says shes going to. Shes the type of girl that gives akron and springfeild a bad name.



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Meg Johnson

June 26, 2014 Missouri, Springfield, St. Louis 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meg Johnson is the biggest two faced person! She is in Alpha Chi Omega at Missouri State University and will flirt or sext any guy who gives her attention, but at the same time yells at others for sexting. She has had multiple scares and is a huge whore. It wouldn’t surprise me if Meg has a drd, she never uses protection.



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Lara Faulkner

April 29, 2014 Springfield, St. Louis 27

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Lara Faulkner. She had 7 boyfriends last year. Now is 20 weeks pregnant with the 7th bf from last year. But who knows it could be boyfriend #6 baby. Who really knows. Let me know would you have a baby with this chick?!? and please note on the pictures. she is two different shades of white. Orange white from the 2nd roll on her neck, to white as white can be from roll #1 on the neck down.



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Miz Freak Not as Solid as She Claims

April 18, 2014 Springfield, St. Louis 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here’s another Springfield skank to add to the collection from everyone’s favorite local fake MC. “Miz Freak” claims to be a solid stand up club bitch. Working hard for that club mama role. Fact is Tomanika’s naked pix and sexting can be seen on cell phones around town, and not her husband’s!!! She’s bitchin at him while he is out of town all the while gettin hers. ZZ Top – taken him three years to grow that straggly ass beard – wants to play gang member cuz he thinks it gives him street cred to wear a bandana and show off his guns, and the club now claims “property” like the 1%ers, only they can’t seem to keep their bitches in check. A quick scroll down Eugene’s dirty shows 4 out of 5 posts are these stupid bitches (and their girls). Whatever they’re selling, don’t buy it. They’re all cheaters and liars. No wonder they all have shitty lives.



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