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Kelsey Cox

November 21, 2014 St. Louis 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this would be jefferson county and St. Louis biggest hoe there is. This hoe literally will drive anywhere in St. Louis to fuck for $10 in gas a pack of newports and a half pint of Hennessy. She is known for fucking every group of friends from groups of 3 to groups of 20. And no there is no over exaggerating this is just how she really gets down. She has slept with every dude in jefferson county to south St. Louis to north St. Louis west and east side. She loves messing with married men and has even been known for giving that pack to them. Let’s hope she goes for regular check ups now that she knows how dirty can be. Kelsey is at bake you happy and then after hours she wants to try and make someone else’s man the same way. Hide your boyfriends and husbands ladies because her favorite thing to be is a side chick and she don’t care if you know she has no respect for other woman as long as her 350 lb ass gets off that’s all she cares about dirty no good musty bitch.

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Jefferson County loser

November 19, 2014 St. Louis 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this loser is greg cooper from fenton he is the biggest loser you’ll ever meet so beware.greg hasn’t had a license in years because he’s had so many dui ‘ s . Greg is a big pill popper and a drunk, he is a con artist so watch out! He thinks he’s all that but clearly he’s not. Greg will try and play you and make you believe he wants to be with you but he is really running game trying to reel you into his Web of cons trying to get you to pay for everything and take care of him. Remember this ugly face you can’t forget it

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Drunken Sloothy Homewrecker

November 18, 2014 St. Louis 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here’s a little something that I would like to bring knowledge to saint Louis. If you’re a male in the St Charles area, this is certainly a familiar face. This is Danielle Duncan. She sleeps with everybody and by everybody, I mean if you walk into her bar she’s gonna try to jump your bones. She hits on everyone’s man as if she’s hot stuff. Danielle close your legs your dirty ogre. You think it’s easy getting her attention, try getting in her pants. Anybody who’s everybody has taken a turn with her. It’s starting to get annoying and raunchy. A new guy every night, five to ten “boyfriends” at a time. As an ex friend, she has told me many secrets, one being she has genital & oral herpes. Yea I know, gross! She works at Butlers bar and OCharleys. She has slept with her boss at each job site as well as every waiter at the restaurant. She comes home trashed every night which is why she can’t drive, on account of her immature 23 year old butt getting multiple DWIs. She’s always mooching for a ride. And offers sex to all her rides home. St. Louis say hello to the one woman who doesn’t mind the fact that she not only sleeps around, and hone wrecks, but also slept with Michael Johnson, the Lindenwood University Westler with H**/A**S! This Sloothy hoe needs to be put on blast so everyone can be aware of her dirty little trashy lifestyle. She lives in a run down studio apartment with a bunch of crazy neighbors that like to run people off. I’ve never had a good night there on account of all the drama. This slooth deserves nothing more than denial. So if your name is Michael (she has a think for guys named Mike) or in general if your a male that knows her, watch out for the drds she carries. All of her drds are forever diseases that neither she or, anyone that contracts them from her, can get rid of. Nik please throw this slooth on blast. She is most definitely the dirtiest gold digger in St. Louis. Watch out guys. She wants you more than Uncle Sam. Nasty.

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Somebody needs to stop Anthony Rogers

November 18, 2014 St. Louis 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik  This guy Anthony Rogers has apparently been on here before… I dated him for a few weeks before I realized what an arrogant and egotistical piece of shit he is. He slept with two of my best friends… but it just keeps getting worse. He has a million followers on Facebook and was in the Washington Post after he was fired from Thought Catalog for making fun of Ferguson, MO… so his ego and asshole comments have grown. And they continue to daily. He is literally using his website to insult women, say racist things, and overall just be the Anti-Christ. There has to be a way to get him to stop baiting people and hurting girls feelings. Do you have any advice Nik? I don’t want to see this monster keep going on.

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Belly Jaws

November 17, 2014 Kansas City, St. Louis 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this chick Elizabeth Honeycutt is a true definition of white trash. Has had all of her kids taken away by 2 different dads. She sleeps with anyone willing 2 climb up in it. Recently gave one an std ( herpes). She moves from one man to another, moves on once the money runs out, they figure out her game, or they get the bumps. She can often be found at whiskey tango, stalking her next victim.

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Adam Capriglione should burn

November 10, 2014 St. Louis 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have the whole scoop here on this scumbag that I know from St. Louis and I feel everyone should be aware. Back in April was when I heard that they had finally caught his ass. His name is Adam Capriglione and as you can see he is being charged with not one or two, but almost a DOZEN sexual assault crimes. This is all sadly too true, my friend, lets just say J fell victim to him and was held captive and mentally and physically abused by this sick twisted fuck!! The worst part about it is he had his little boy around half of the time and I’m sure the poor kid is already going through enough. What kind of parent does this shit? He was also in the army and used to hang out where me and everyone else I knew did, which was this now-closed infamous poolhall here in South County called Ride-the-Rail. I’m still shocked that this shit even happened and J will never be the same again, I feel so horrible for her and her family.

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Mckenzie Shawn Grabish

November 6, 2014 St. Louis 48

THE DIRTY ARMY: The question with McKenzie Shawn Grabish in Kirksville MIssouri is what isn’t happening. Waking up, the foul odor of Gonorrhea-twat seeps through the cracks of every closed door in the house. When the beast finally awakens, each step is accompanied by the clunk of her wide-mouth vagina dragging on the floor. The morning trip to the bathroom is an adventure, where when we think she’s brushing her teeth it’s actually just fervent application of Preparation H for her constantly violated asshole. Seriously, it’s like a walking episode of StarGate. Then comes the day’s events, where when she’s not on all fours she thinks she has complete control over the world and its events. After shame eating due to her art major taking her nowhere in life, she picks a new member of a frat to dance the twat tango with, with blatant disregard for whomever is faithful to her in the hope that it keeps her from jumping in front of a moving car. As the night progresses, the outline of her hungry camel-toe becomes increasingly evident, until it’s all she can do to not hop onto anything that provides satisfaction. Finally, she enters her bedroom, illuminated like glow in the dark t-shirts at a rave by the abstract painting of sex residues on the bed, floors, and walls. And lastly, when the beast does fall asleep, we swear we can hear snoring–though we’re pretty sure it may just be repeated queefing, an exhalation from her tired vagina after a day’s work.

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Heather Shipley

November 5, 2014 St. Louis 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Heather. You can obviously tell that she has definitely been around the block a few times with many different people. I honestly believe this woman changes her guys more than she does her underwear. I can tell you first hand she uses these guys to help herself. These fools are dumb enough to let her. She is disgusting and thinks she is better than everybody else. I’ve never met anybody like her that uses people like she does. She will take every dime from you and then swipe it all from underneath you like it ain’t nothing. She bounces back and fourth between all these guys and one girl. I\’m pretty sure that was just an act. She hasn’t been with a women since then

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