THE DIRTY ARMY: Tim “X” Callahan. There’s just so much to say about this one. Let’s start with his religion, which he is obviously conflicted with. He claims to be an Atheist but has demons, pentagrams, and inverted crosses tattooed all over him. I watched him go from a self-proclaiming Satanist to Buddhist within one week. He, being incredibly uneducated, picks fights with those he deems lesser than him on the internet, usually Christians and then ends almost every argument with “Burn your local church”. Because having no respect for your peers’ opinions and freedom of religion is just so badass and they all deserve to be victims of arson for their “ignorance”. How ironic. Next. He claims to be a nihilist, which I suppose makes some sense considering he has no moral standpoint whatsoever. He’ll tell you to commit suicide and laugh if you do. Not mention he abuses every woman he’s been with. Oh, speaking of, Hannah sweetheart, he’s cheating again. In fact, he never stopped. I figured you would’ve realized that when he cheated and left you all of those times before. Someone might actually feel sorry for you, but you were actually stupid enough to go back. FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME. Now, let’s talk about his hygiene. This guy doesn’t shower but once every two weeks, if you’re lucky. And heaven help you if you have to be around him because he smells horrid and I swear he’s probably never brushed his teeth. Get this guys, he’s straight edge. It’s hilarious because he goes around bashing people for smoking/drinking etc. yet, he broke edge. Yes, he actually broke his promise. And I do believe that he once said “If you break edge, I’ll break your face” so why isn’t his face bashed in yet? Tim, didn’t you know that prescription pain pills are not only illegal to take if not yours, but is a huge break on edge? Was that devil on your chest worth it? LOL. What kind of pussy takes prescription pain killers for a tattoo anyway? Grow some balls, asshole. He got punched in the face for wearing a “Jesus is a cnt” tshirt to a gas station and then went to the police department, because God-fearing police officers are going to defend the God-hating faggot that openly insulted an entire belief system in public. Brilliant. Hes been kicked out of his house many times by his mother due to his complete disrespect towards her religion. Oh, and he has at least $2,000 worth of stolen items from local churches hung upside in his room. He goes around his town vandalizing and stealing from chruches all of the time and actually posts pictures of it online. The one time he got dumped, he put on a stupid mask and sent pictures of himself to her saying he was going to **himself, trying to work his way back into her life to take advantage of her more. He is the shittiest excuse of a human being and I hope this helps people realize who he really is.