THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this would be jefferson county and St. Louis biggest hoe there is. This hoe literally will drive anywhere in St. Louis to fuck for $10 in gas a pack of newports and a half pint of Hennessy. She is known for fucking every group of friends from groups of 3 to groups of 20. And no there is no over exaggerating this is just how she really gets down. She has slept with every dude in jefferson county to south St. Louis to north St. Louis west and east side. She loves messing with married men and has even been known for giving that pack to them. Let’s hope she goes for regular check ups now that she knows how dirty can be. Kelsey is at bake you happy and then after hours she wants to try and make someone else’s man the same way. Hide your boyfriends and husbands ladies because her favorite thing to be is a side chick and she don’t care if you know she has no respect for other woman as long as her 350 lb ass gets off that’s all she cares about dirty no good musty bitch.