THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, don’t let the innocent face fool you the only pics i can see on facebook are the ones she took herself so of course shes going to look like shes sweet. trust me there are tons full of her escapades! i was in love with this vile scum wh*re when all of a sudden she stopped having sex with me and spent all her time with her friends. she wouldnt let me hang out with them and i found out it was because she was puttig it on a guy i knew she was hooking up with. SHE CHEATED ON ME!!!! But claims she was never my gf and it was only bout sex……o.O we were together for a month and on the surface you think she’s cool and easygoing, she used to be gorgeous to me before i found out how she really was and the innocence was an act. I admit she doesnt have much drama but thats because all her friends are guys who im sure she’s f*cking and she stops going to her usual bar after she’s hooked up with 75% of the regulars, finds another group of friends and a new bar. I’ve seen it happen 3 times since july of last year! And to make things worse she has this stupid ass mutt that is always under her 24/7!! If she even so much as goes more than 10ft away from him they will both start crying! If for some reason she decides to keep her legs closed and not hook up with you he will jump in the bed and lay right between the two of you and growl making any kind of contact impossible. i frequent the neighbor hood her last ex lives in and heard she cheated on him too! She claims to have been celabit since december, but the truth is she also stopped having sex with him while she was still dating him and started hooking up with this guy she claims she cant stand but has been hooking up with for the past 2 years! This b*tch is a dirty slore and guys need to know what she does!!

You sound clingy dude, how do you get heart broken in a month? with that…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Emily Edwards, she is a fake b*tch and a people pleaser. She is a psychopathic liar and is one of the biggest sloots I know. She tries to act like a good christian girl but goes out and gets drunk and hooks up with anyone that will give her attention. If a guy is hitting on her friend she will try and take him away. She thinks she is amazing but only has like two friends cause no one likes her. She is in love with a guy names Steve Banholzer who is a huge man wh*re and cheats on her and lies to her 24/7. The are the perfect couple cause they both lie and want all the attention they can get. They are both stupid and are going no where in life.

Don’t believe her pregnancy scares.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this coca puff right here is a man wh*re, i mean come on who gets drunk and hits on her best friend, And that’s not all, i walk in on the motherfcker while they are having sex, they saw me standing there and keeped going!!!! hes a cocky arrogant, insignificant c*ntrag. He doesn’t even shave his bush for me, it looks like Afroman’s head, he said its brings down a guys manhood to shave his bush. I should of broke up with him right there, but i waited till the morning and walked in his room to find not one but two different girls in his bed, HE HAD F*CKIN’ THREE WAY!!!!! i should of beat the two bi*ches up and cut his nuts off. But instead i walked away, and wrote on his car in big letters saying THREE WAY SLOOT!!!! Ive said what i have to say. I hope you Jordan Clerkly Go to HELL!!!

So what your saying is you (his girlfriend) walking in on him having sex, then waiting till the morning to confront him and found 2 girls in his bed…self post.  I also deleted the many pics he submitted of his abs.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t honestly think of a more pathetic excuse of a girl out here in St. Charles. Meet Brooke Tennant. A horribly grody girl who likes to document her sad life of getting high and drunk virtually every day with her equally disgusting ‘friends’ on facebook. I have a few reasons to put her up here. First one being that she needs to know how freaking stupid she is making herself look. I dated her older sister and I know she has always been this way. No one will ever hire someone like this with barely an IQ from drug use, but after exposing it all to everyone who will look on facebook? Good luck with that. Another reason is, I really am tired of having my eyes assaulted by these pictures. I deleted her off my friends list a long time ago, but because of mutual friends I still have to see the pictures in my newsfeed. I can’t get this nightmare out of my head. Look at those fat pale sausage legs and pig face!! Please someone give this girl a wakeup call before she ends up dead!! p.s- someone get her bleach blonde friend some dental work ASAP.

Sounds like her sister should be up here to, make it happen.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is the dirtiest, sk*nkiest girl I’ve ever met. Her name is Shannon Coffman and she is a liar, a user and an DRD sk*nk. Ladies and gentlemen beware she will use you for sex, money, food, and your car and when she’s done with you she kicks you to the curb. She will tell you that you’re her best friend then turn around and talk sh*t on you, steal from you and lies to you. Don’t trust her. She’ll tell you her boyfriends that she loves them and wants to be with them forever and then turn around and sleep with anything with a p*nis. She loves sex and she brags about how good she is at head. I’m pretty sure every guy in the St. Louis area has slept with her or has heard of her. Look out for this sk*nky b*tch the next time you go out to party!

I can’t believe I’m gunna say this but she needs to thicken up a bit, turn that double chin into a gobble.  I know she won’t lose the weight and the double chin looks worse.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Holli Klages, aka firecrotch. She’s been posted up here before but I had to submit this because looks like karma is finally getting her in her *ss. She’s getting fat! Either that or she is pregnant. She likes to talk a lot of sh*t about other people’s weight but thinks it’s okay because she is skinny. But not anymore. She is really packing on the pounds, and it’s only a matter of time before she is as big as her sister and mom, they are as big as Shamu. Thank you Karma! Nik, put this h*e on blast.

Lemme guess, he lives with his parents…- nik

Also See: St. Louis Dumbest Sloots

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mr. Steven Scott of St. Louis MO. This cocky guy likes to strut around thinking everyone loves him.He is a compulsive liar and a cheater. Steven here and i used to date. every single one of my friends told me that when i wasn’t around he would tell them how big his dick was and saying how they should get together. he is a h*roine head and is in and out of jail constantly. you can never believe anything he says. Ladies stay away from this D-Bag!

Guys who customize their clothes turn to the gay side.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sloot right here is Adam Martinez. This guy has done slept with everyone and is totally f*cking clinically diagnosed straight up CRAZY! He even boasts about how tight and great his *ss hole is. He has slept his away around the entire Metro St. Louis area. He is a compulsive liar and would do anything to get his way and get out of a bad situation. Crazy mother f*cker has physically and verbally attacked people. Gay guys beware! Drugs, sex and being a total uneducated and self loathing loser have done this guy in for the rest of his life. And what the fuck is wrong with his hair and face?

Couple of things you should do before getting involved with someone; check if they’re on the dirty, Plenty of Fish or of course craigslist…all red flags.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the nasty h*e Renee Michelle Glass supposedly soon to be Mrs. Smith. My kids dad & I split a year ago. He started dating her trying to make me jealous. It worked, but then when we tried getting back together she was stalking us. She’s such a pathetic h*e that even her mom begged him to take her back so she wouldn’t have to deal with her (She lives with whatever man is dumb enough to let her move in til he kicks her out). Then she said she was pregnant. Him and myself ended up breaking up and a few months later he started dating her again because she came into money and would spend it on him and he wanted to piss me off. She cheated on him several times, and the texts between them were pathetic. In one she said “I’m tired of having to get you drunk to f*ck me, and even then I practically have to rape you. Why don’t you love me? Do you love me as much as your BM?” She’s ask him for a baby via text and he’d tell her to stfu and could he get $20. She’d give it to him because she’s that desperate wh*re mistaking sex for love. I decided I wanted him back so he just left her one day flat out, so she stole all of his clothes and gave them to her new man… We’ve now been back together for 6 months and she is STILL stalking us… Come to find out she gave my kids dad DRD. Now I’m pregnant and have to get tested to make sure I don’t have it. The girl is seriously psycho and will f*ck any man that says he loves her or that she’s pretty. She has two children she pawns off to whoever will take them, and one baby that passed at 5 months. Bad mother of the year and wh*re of the year should go to her.

I’m pretty amazed she can hold herself up at that point.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Niik, this guy is Christian Berens and he thinks he is a photographer. Well the truth be knowen he shoots up places that other photographers. Only shoots females who are pregnant. Has a fixation on big bellied women. Truth is he would not make a pimple on a good photographers *ss. Blast him Nick he is also a PERVERT who stalks models and can only get wanna be models. Real models will not shoot with him. Post his ad on craigslist and gets hookers to pose for him. Also including a couple photos he has done or actually models he has shot with.

Welcome to the world of photography…- nik