Sunday 26th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Fake Lesbian

May 20, 2013 Southern Illinois University, St. Louis 2 7,508 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Alyce Easton is an arrogant, selfish, evil bitch, known dirty whore and a nasty skank. This girl is a fake ass cocky-for-no-reason lesbian bitch who thinks that her shit don’t stink. The St. Louis lesbian community hates her so much she can’t even show her face in Novak’s or any lesbian bars, and no lesbian will touch her in STL or southern IL. She is known for being a wasted disaster scene in the bars, can’t hold her liquor AT ALL and is falling on the ground after a couple beers. Alyce will be a brazen bitch that will immediatley hit on anything she thinks she has a chance with. Her “Swag”? She prays on young drunk girls,smiling at them, telling them that they are different, ‘special,’ and bullshitting them into bed with her lies and fake charm. Once she has spit this game for a couple days or weeks, the girl falls for her, and she almost immediatly shows them that they mean nothing to her, she will hit on and make out with other girls in front of their face, occasionally even sleeping with guys, or other bar whores, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM! What kind of lesbian does that?!? Fcks dudes to fck with girls minds? She has left a trail of heart broken and hurt women in STL with her bullshit and its time the community is AWARE. BEWARE THIS WHORE> She uses people and spits them out, takes them for anything that they are worth and never gives back. She will con you into believing she is a deep and spiritual, selfless person, but its only an act and its ALWAYS temporary. Its a wonder that there isn’t a trail of **s following her too. She keeps the lies alive by often going back to her exes and telling them she loves them, only to sleep with them and dip out once again.

I don’t think there’s anything fake about it, she looka like a man.- nik



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Dumb April

May 17, 2013 St. Louis 14 8,855 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is April Ligon, queen of the retards. When she isn’t lying about everything going on in her life she’s avoiding the shower, you can smell her B.O. a mile away. April likes to live in a fantasy world, and acts like she’s going to Las Vegas every weekend. When in reality she’s sitting in her computer chair in her section 8 housing. She’s always going out to bars and getting shitfaced wasted…never takes care of her kid (yes this THING had the nerve to reproduce). She loves posting people on here, especially girls who are 100000x better looking than she could ever hope to be. She thrives on drama, and food too. She has to be at least 220. But she’s always working out…haha yeah right, in the buffet line lifting those plates of food > Nik, please put this worthless trash on blast, let her get a dose of her own medicine for once!!!

People who work out don’t hide behind quarter shots.- nik



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Wannabe Hippie

May 17, 2013 Missouri, St. Louis 0 6,468 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Curtis Roberts.he has to be the biggest snake to ever slither his way through St. Louis. this dick head is so full of him self he thinks everyone owes him something. He lives like hes a damn homeless person crashing at peoples places, and mooching off all his friends. i was told that while crashing at someones house he jerked off into a towel and left it behind her couch crusty and bundled up. hes the typical ate up party drug abuser that only cares about the next high. hes BI, but not only that he f*cks almost any girl that shows interest bare dick too,i would frequently hear about how he was proud of that…hes so dirty and smells like feet and ass generally because he doesnt do laundry or bathe. he came to St. Louis and got alot of people into hard drugs. Started selling bunk ext*cy that was getting people sick, then found out everyone’s dealers…got caught up, narced, then left town…apparently hes in indiana with his poor girlfriend who was a crack addict when she was living with him in St. Louis, shes such a nice person that got sucked into his shit, and now relies on him entirely. i wouldnt doubt hes cheated on her either

Life isn’t a party, you gotta come down some days.- nik



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Just The Reality Check She Needs

May 16, 2013 St. Louis, Would You? 46 9,823 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Sarah Bonzano. Gods gift to men in her mind, she is one of those girls that think spreading their legs on a motorcycle in cheap,trashy lingerie is modeling. She runs around thinking shes something, when all she really is, is a loud mouth with no job, living off an insurance check, with a serious pill popping problem, living with her parents & whatever doped up family member is sleeping on their couch.I am definitely not jealous in anyway like she thinks everyone is. I cringe everytime i see she post new “modeling” pictures. I think she could be kinda pretty if she stopped trying so hard. I have to ask nik, Would you?

Answer: No, I’d prefer butts on those chaps…Unless you’re getting paid its not modeling.



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Hefty Melissa

May 15, 2013 St. Louis 62 10,291 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Melissa is an UGLY FAT WHORE. She hide behind her friends instead of facing the truth and owning up to what she be doing. She claims she got a boyfriend but she dun act like it. The girl is DIRTY. She likes the D, and she be fckin around wit other girls men. Evuryone who tries to defend her is full of it and are sluts themselves. They dunno that she be fckin around wit men, offering herself, and having her nasty tits hanging out all over the place. she be runnin around all of STL sleeping w people left and right. she cheats on her so called boyfriend wit any man she can get her hands on. girl is fat ugly and dirty. she is a coward that hides and dont own up to what she be doing. she sucks Dick at bars wit guys shes never met before. she probably a hooker. get money for that nasty third class sex. she tries to make herself pretty and sleeps around to make herself feel better. And she gets her friends to talk shit and make up shit about people and defend her because she want to make herself feel better. she got no respect for people and no self worth. everything she does it to get attention and make herself feel better for bein a skank and a bad person. She makes her friends do shit for her and lets them bash other people for no reason because she thinks its funny. this girl be a horrible person who dont deserve to live.

Poor choice in air fresheners…- nik



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St. Lou Sloo

May 15, 2013 St. Louis 40 8,319 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jennifer Durham and she is seriously one of the nastiest girls I’ve ever met. My friend and I hooked up with her the first time we hung out with her(on different occasions of course) and she has a reputation for getting drunk and acting like a total idiot. Her ex boyfriend told me that one time she was giving head to a guy in the bathroom at a party and he called to tell her he had just arrived there and she freaked out and came outside and acted like it never happened. She also thrives on attention. When I mentioned to this girl that she needs to read a book, she replied that she didn’t want to waste her time doing that and would rather get her hair done. She is very ditsy and childish and loves when people pay her attention. She is spoiled and has never worked for anything. She lives with her parents who pay for her tuition, car, and all of her other bills. She is also very insecure. You can find this girl on facebook posting random statuses of no meaning or at the Oz or club Europe most likely drunk willing to go home with any half way decent looking guy that gives her attention.

It doesn’t look like she’s ever gotten her hair done, looks shabby.- nik



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