Wednesday 19th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Dylan Ebert

May 22, 2013 St. Louis 10 5,904 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik so this would be my ex Dylan Ebert we were together just about 5 years and have recently been broke up for about 7 months now but still talk and see eachother here and there. Up until now our relationship was a brake up make up one, he would leave do his thing and then come begging me back after a couple months. I have just now found out during our relationship and brake ups he has been with multiple girls and always lied to me about them. He once wrecked his street bike and for two weeks I was taking care of him, work all day come home spend my whole night with his dog and giving him showers and helping him around the house not knowing that nights he would leave and go to a girls house that he was sleeping with. After 3 years and yet him leaving me again I had enough of his bs I found someone else and tried to start over. Once again he was begging me back and on the night he was crying to me saying he couldnt live w/o me went and had a threesum bc I wouldnt leave my other bf at the time who was actually amazing to me and he was jealous. I again didn’t find out until later about that also. There is a lot more of past stuff he has done that was horrible and I should have learned earlier who he was. This past break up just a month after he left me he slept with who was my best friend at the time and some who his best friend was dating. He called me once again crying drunk missing me needing a ride and wanted me just after I find out the weekend before he had a threesum with a girl that has a baby and a bf and the other guy was not her boy friend either. He is now with an 18 year old girl who he claims cheated on him the last time they dated and is crazy but really is a lie, he lies to her constantly about still talking to me and seeing me and other things he has done with other girls, and of course she believes him too just like me….. there is a lot more to this story but basically girls anyone who thinks Dylan Ebert is a good guy he is NOT. I have seen and heard him talk shit on his closest friends and even family. He sells and uses steroids which I have found in his house and things such as used needles for his steroids. He is a huge liar and manipulator. He will lie to get his way and not feel bas about it at all. He is not a good person and as immature and bitchy as this is for me to do I don’t even care because to be honest he deserves it!!!

If he opted out of that neck tat he might a still had a bed to sleep in (@ his parents).- nik



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Thirsty Kelly Kennedy

May 21, 2013 St. Louis 146 5,680 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik, This is cock thirsty Kelley Kennedy. She has three kids but prefers to pop prescription pills instead of taking care of them. Her nickname is Platium P*ssy and the local outbreak of teh c**p can be blamed soley on her. She loves married men and is known to sleep with the same 20 or so ‘men’. You can find her legs open for landing at Hotspot in High Ridge or Springdale in Fenton. Shes a grade A local whore and tends to suck for free if your decent looking. She loves to steal married men, ruin their marriages, then continues to fuck the local bar. Nik, please put this thirsty c*m dumpster on blast before all men in towns dicks fall off!



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Kim Hannon

May 20, 2013 St. Louis, Would You? 129 6,341 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. This Bitch heres name is Kim Hannon. She is a Dirty home-wrecking Slut.. She’s been trying to get with her ex who I shall mention is married with a KID now. Since Him and his wife now got together Kim has been talking trash on the both of them.. And she also has been going behind her boyfriends back just too see and talk to this *EX*. She has been telling her ex that her current boyfriend is abusing her and shit just to make him feel bad for her..This ex of hers and his wife now are having problems and she jumped on the opportunity to get with him. She’s already talking about having sex with him when they hang out again…. Can you say. Home-wrecking SLUT?! She’s such a bitch calling her exs wife who is DAMN beautiful ugly and shit. She is a physco Hoe and I think every guy should be warned about her. I could go on for days of all the evil things she’s done. Buuut this pretty much sums it up.

Never chase.- nik



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Fake Lesbian

May 20, 2013 Southern Illinois University, St. Louis 2 7,791 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Alyce Easton is an arrogant, selfish, evil bitch, known dirty whore and a nasty skank. This girl is a fake ass cocky-for-no-reason lesbian bitch who thinks that her shit don’t stink. The St. Louis lesbian community hates her so much she can’t even show her face in Novak’s or any lesbian bars, and no lesbian will touch her in STL or southern IL. She is known for being a wasted disaster scene in the bars, can’t hold her liquor AT ALL and is falling on the ground after a couple beers. Alyce will be a brazen bitch that will immediatley hit on anything she thinks she has a chance with. Her “Swag”? She prays on young drunk girls,smiling at them, telling them that they are different, ‘special,’ and bullshitting them into bed with her lies and fake charm. Once she has spit this game for a couple days or weeks, the girl falls for her, and she almost immediatly shows them that they mean nothing to her, she will hit on and make out with other girls in front of their face, occasionally even sleeping with guys, or other bar whores, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM! What kind of lesbian does that?!? Fcks dudes to fck with girls minds? She has left a trail of heart broken and hurt women in STL with her bullshit and its time the community is AWARE. BEWARE THIS WHORE> She uses people and spits them out, takes them for anything that they are worth and never gives back. She will con you into believing she is a deep and spiritual, selfless person, but its only an act and its ALWAYS temporary. Its a wonder that there isn’t a trail of **s following her too. She keeps the lies alive by often going back to her exes and telling them she loves them, only to sleep with them and dip out once again.

I don’t think there’s anything fake about it, she looka like a man.- nik



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Dumb April

May 17, 2013 St. Louis 15 8,892 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is April Ligon, queen of the retards. When she isn’t lying about everything going on in her life she’s avoiding the shower, you can smell her B.O. a mile away. April likes to live in a fantasy world, and acts like she’s going to Las Vegas every weekend. When in reality she’s sitting in her computer chair in her section 8 housing. She’s always going out to bars and getting shitfaced wasted…never takes care of her kid (yes this THING had the nerve to reproduce). She loves posting people on here, especially girls who are 100000x better looking than she could ever hope to be. She thrives on drama, and food too. She has to be at least 220. But she’s always working out…haha yeah right, in the buffet line lifting those plates of food > Nik, please put this worthless trash on blast, let her get a dose of her own medicine for once!!!

People who work out don’t hide behind quarter shots.- nik



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Wannabe Hippie

May 17, 2013 Missouri, St. Louis 0 6,491 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Curtis Roberts.he has to be the biggest snake to ever slither his way through St. Louis. this dick head is so full of him self he thinks everyone owes him something. He lives like hes a damn homeless person crashing at peoples places, and mooching off all his friends. i was told that while crashing at someones house he jerked off into a towel and left it behind her couch crusty and bundled up. hes the typical ate up party drug abuser that only cares about the next high. hes BI, but not only that he f*cks almost any girl that shows interest bare dick too,i would frequently hear about how he was proud of that…hes so dirty and smells like feet and ass generally because he doesnt do laundry or bathe. he came to St. Louis and got alot of people into hard drugs. Started selling bunk ext*cy that was getting people sick, then found out everyone’s dealers…got caught up, narced, then left town…apparently hes in indiana with his poor girlfriend who was a crack addict when she was living with him in St. Louis, shes such a nice person that got sucked into his shit, and now relies on him entirely. i wouldnt doubt hes cheated on her either

Life isn’t a party, you gotta come down some days.- nik



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