THE DIRTY ARMY: Everyone, let me introduce you to Ruby Cagney-Kerzich!! This girl will say anything to convince you that she is going to be there for you…which is complete BULLSHIT! She is the most Pathological Liar in Portage, MI that I have ever met. She claims to have a $40,000 trust fund that she uses to pay for college; but will get once she turns 30. False!! She has already cashed that shit in and has stolen from her brothers. If you try to date her, you will feel like a child and lose all of your freedom. She will call you “Kitty boyfriend” and tell you that she “loves mew!” Sex is way out of the question, cause her tummy is always hurting.” Fact is she has drd, but doubt she will ever tell you that!! This Bitch is a fat tub of lard that thinks she is the hottest thing on Earth! She is far from it. All she will do is get you to pay for everything and make only promises that she never expects to keep with you. If I was you…I would run the HELL away if I was you.