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Peters Dawg

April 18, 2013 St. Louis 11 6,562 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Michael Peters, where do I start? Well he dated my best friend for 5 years and lied about her told everyone they werent together when they were. They broke up October 2012 because he was selling drugs. He’s a pathalogical liar, he even lies about his kid. He has a baby that isnt even one yet, truth is he was never around because he was always out getting high on whatever he could get his hands on, then would tell her to get a abortion. Anyway, they’ve been together. Ill even upload the proof I have. Hes a idiot. He cheated on her with 6 girls, slept with a 13 year old.. but the worst girl he cheated with looked like SHREK. Ill post a picture of that too. Hes a local drug dealer and he thiks hes really cool. His name is PetersDawg, hes a drop out and he thinks hes a DJ. Hes really nasty too. He ate his own sperm and ate a girl out on her period. I think the worst thing he does is not care about his own kid. His own mother cares but he doesnt. But he better act fast because his baby mama is moving out of state just to get away from his tragic ass. Michael, grow the fuck up act like a adult,take care of your damn kid. Put this moron on blast. Everyone needs to know his lies, he needs to stop trying to fool people! Nik what do you think of the girl he cheated on her with? Shes shown in the second picture.

Looks like she’s in both pictures, aka dude looks like a dyke.- nik



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Poop Pusher

April 17, 2013 St. Louis 14 6,615 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this kids name is Dylan Ebert. He is a your typical juiced up douche bag with the v neck shirts and flat bill hats. He acts like a huge ladies man braggin about girls from bars and night clubs that he takes home. He has an std he doesn’t care to pass from person to person. Most girls who know him say he is awkward and creepy. He thinks he is tough bc he takes steroids. He has a bad case of big man up top and little on bottom when at the gym if he lifts a few weights he stands around talking or playing on his phone then leaves. His legs aren’t the only thing that are small either. He has tried getting with his brother and closest friends girls and lies about it because he can’t get his own. Someone needs to put this fag in his place.

People needa limit the # of flannels in their crew.- nik



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Dirty Cop

April 16, 2013 St. Louis 15 8,188 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Ryan Corbin. This guy seriously thinks he’s god’s gift to women. He makes young girls obsess over him and uses them to his advantage, because “he can”. He’s a police officer and half the time when he’s on duty he’s actually sleeping over at some gir’s house. The terrible part of this story is that he has a fiance. and she (in my opinion) is one of the sweetest most honest and loyal girls around here. She’s been told about his shenanigans on several occasions, but chooses to ignore it. they’re to be married in 3 months and he still thinks he can pull this crap. Maybe a post like this will make her realize he’s making a fool of her and she will leave him before she ruins her life by marrying this jerk. Hey Ryan, stop sexting underage girls and banging them in your cop car on the back roads and do your job.

K-9′s are a different breed.- nik



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Fake-As-hell

April 11, 2013 Southern Illinois University, St. Louis 679 9,379 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jenny Lynn Smith. We were, at an earlier point in our lives, friends. Always doing things together, but shes the type to friendzone the people that make a positive impact on her life. She gets with the dumb assholes, like the one in the car picture. Jenny Nonstop talks about other guy needing to come over and jam her clam. When I finally got pissed and left, she stopped talking to me. It has already been a month. She basically put me through hell, and made it out to be my fault for wanting more than the punching bag of her relationships. All without ever taking a break from fcking everything that is living in the state. She’s a dirty bustdown, and deserves her shaming. I am done being the hurt one. Her image is burnt, but I want it in ashes.

The poster sound so emo.  Exactly who I’d expect to sleep with her.- nik



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D-Bag Matt

April 7, 2013 St. Louis 18 8,401 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this here is Matt Lyle, niki. he used to live in Rolla, MO. and has fcked every girl he looks at while he was there. Mr. Lyle has had a girlfriend while he was in Rolla. And cheated on her every single night without her knowing. That poor girl, she deserves better. His best friend and him go way back, that is if you want to go after your best friends ex girlfriend and try to sleep with her after they break up. This here Matt is a real winner to keep in your life. I hear he even starts things with his best friends new girlfriend. Needless to say niki, stl needs to watch out for him. He has to have drds or something. I’m shocked he doesn’t have a list of all the girls his been with. It has to be at least 100. Matt should stay away from those three somes and start treating his girlfriend like a queen, she won’t be around much longer with you lying every day to her face.



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My Ring Was Stolen

April 5, 2013 St. Louis 51 6,769 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please help!! Someone at the Pacific Beach Tanning Salon stole my engagement ring. I’ve called the police, but to no help its still missing. It’s a size four so it won’t fit just anyone.

How can I help you? We need more details of the crime.- nik



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