St. Pete’s Hottest Asset

April 18, 2013 St. Petersburg, The Dirty 43 84,907 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Kimberly a model from Tampa. St. Pete.  She loves baseball and football players and we know Tampa has a ton of them who live there off season. Nik, how many MLB players have taken this down?

What are we looking at here? Free Willy? Her inner thighs rub all day.- nik



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Mr. Army Ranger

June 15, 2012 St. Petersburg, The Dirty 32 5,379 Views

THE BFC! Mr. Army Ranger!!

THE BFC! Mr. Army Ranger!!

THE BFC! Mr. Army Ranger!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies, Be warned! Heres your guy.. I present to you Mr. C. J. New aka CLETUS JAMES NEW.. The man that will go out almost every night to find himself some p*ssy.. Hes 36 and always ends up with girls 18-25..Mostly girls from high school or just out on spring break from college.. Yes hes an Army Ranger, hes also known as Broski.. and always says Deuces baby.. hes hook on drugs, pops pills, Shot so many steroids up his ass, and well, drinks too.. Hes a known predator and I urge all ladies, If you see this guy, walk away, better yet, run away.. He always says hes a nice guy but is the most disgusting man I have ever seen or heard of.. Hes a self centered, pompases ass.. Hes always hurting the people he so-called LOVES! Hes got mental issues from being in the war and hasn’t seeked any help from the V.A. The one person who has been trying to help him is constantly being victimized by this guy.. Not only did he break into her house, he also stole her I.D., SSN, all the money from not only her bank account, but also from her sons account and continuously texts and calls her daily to harass her..Then he says that he didn’t do it and yet hes the only one who has been anywhere near her or her home.. Hes a constant liar, will do anything to make you think hes the victim and always blames others for all the problems in his life.. He doesn’t want to accept responsibility for anything he does,right or wrong…. He has 2 kids, only recognizes one of them and even then, doesn’t care about either one.. He does go out almost every night and always ends up with some girl who will just be a piece of ass for him, and nothing more.. So, in the end, this guy definitely needs some help.. Hes got alot of problems. Oh, I forget to mention, Hes also Unemployed and smooches off others.

You can tell he is an Army Ranger by his cell phone case.- nik



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Life Is So Hard Living With Mommy

December 4, 2011 Dirty News, St. Petersburg, Tampa, The Dirty 79 5,524 Views

Where is the Hood in St Pete Beach?

Where is the Hood in St Pete Beach?

Where is the Hood in St Pete Beach?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well I don’t know where to start or if there is such thing as coming to and end, when picking a part Kurtis Blow’s “SWAG.” This kid seriously lives at home on St. Pete beach with his mommy. He insults the hell out of people that come from real struggling homes by claiming he is so hood. In reality he uses a bidet. He drives around in a hooked up green charger that his mommy is financing for him. He is always talking about money and flashing around the cash his mom gave him to put down on his car payments and the little extra allowance he gets for keeping his room clean. He claims to cut hair, when really he just breaks even with the barber booth rent, leaving no money to bring home to mommy. His mommy would seriously pay for any college that would accept him, but he is to busy trying to be gangster. It’s a shame he passes up an opportunity most people coming from the hood would actually dream for. He holds his profession to the highest–regardless of the lack of business he get and the bic jobs he does when he hacks someone’s fade. Don’t even get me started on the wooden chain he totes around because his mommy won’t take a loan on a real one. He throws around all his cash in theses pictures, but you won’t ever catch him paying for a drink. He just made it to being 21 however he tells people he is much older. He recently took these gay modeling pictures with this other dude. Who seriously takes modeling pictures with another dude? Better-yet who pays to get modeling pictures with another dude? Who wears a bedazzled wooden chain? The Barney Cotton looking dude looks like a real fag. Wait Nik, it gets better! Shortly after his gay pictures were released he came out with a rapping career. Just what the industry needed another nipple-fed-white-want-to-be-rapper!   Kurtis Jance really just needs to stop doing the blow and learn what real swag is.

Sometimes I wonder why white guys just cannot be white?- nik



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Adobe Gets Busted With Some Marijuana

October 9, 2011 Adobe, St. Petersburg, The Dirty 20 7,036 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first time submitter. Not sure if this is Adobe, (hard to tell with all the make up in google picts) but the name matches.  Looks like miss perfect got busted for some Ganja… LMFAO, how funny is that Nik.  Thoughts about where her non existent career is headed?

That actually is a pretty good mugshot. She should be proud.- nik



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The Fountain Of Youth

August 7, 2011 Cougars, St. Petersburg, Tampa 55 8,802 Views

Discovered The Fountain of Youth?

Discovered The Fountain of Youth?

Discovered The Fountain of Youth?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, meet Donna Gonzales Main. She’s a well-into-her-50′s cougar who likes to stay “young” by getting awful plastic surgery and going out to the local downtown clubs in Tampa/St. Petersburg with her underage stoner daughter and all her high school friends. She is so proud of her partying lifestyle and posts pictures of their happy little “family” every day on Facebook. She can also be found running around restaurants downtown speaking like an idiot and sitting at a table for hours and hours with her soon-to-be-ex 3rd hubby getting drunk in the middle of the day while wearing her daughters clothes. Her stepson from this marriage won’t even speak with her until his father dumps her. Smart choice. And did I mention she is also proud to announce her 20 year old daughter is now banging, sorry, dating a 16 year old? And we wouldn’t want him to be left behind so he comes out to the bars too! Who knows what or who she’s done with those vagoo-looking lips to get all these kiddiewinks into the club without IDs but personally, I don’t want to know..

Sounds like Tampa is a good place to raise children.- nik



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Nik, Are These +2′s Or Not

July 2, 2011 St. Petersburg, Tampa, The Dirty 19 5,074 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, got a question for you and I figured you could help me out… This is Brandi and my friends and I are 63/37 that those are not +2′s, I figured you are the man to solve this issue since you look at boobs all day long at TheDirty.  And Nik, when you coming back to St. Petersburgh?  I had a great time partying with you at Venue.

Those are REAL. Final Answer.- nik



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Ho Fho Sho

June 22, 2011 St. Petersburg 2 5,548 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:Ashleah ashleah ashleah, just cause your a mom doesn’t make you a good girl. Going to church doesn’t do that either.  everyone knoes you spread your legs for anybody, the more drugs and tattoos the better.  She had a bunch of bumps on her ass which she covered up with a giant tat.  She leaves her kid at hom alone all the time and is a terrible role model.  She needs ot be stopped before theres more  of her running around.

Black only hides the fat you cover up.  Your not covering up that much.- nik



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