THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Dirty Army! Just wanted to let the towns of St. Paul, MN and Boston, MA in on this deadbeat dad who goes by the biblical name Nathan Gilford or “Hamzah Yaseen” in some circles. I met him last year and we started hooking up despite him constantly telling me that premarital sex was a sin punishable by death (I somehow ignored that glaring red flag) He said that since he couldn’t look at porn online due to his religion, he wanted nude pics. We were dating, I obliged and that was my biggest mistake. He then threatened to send those pics to MY DAD and all my facebook friends and the dirty if I didn’t co-sign on a loan for him. A messy breakup followed but he pressured me until I finally helped him sign plus paid several of his bills to avoid being humiliated. Now, a year later, I’m still try to get him to pay me back any money at all while I’m stuck paying the monthly. He then moved to Minnesota and is planning another move to Boston. Then I find out he’s done this to numerous girls in the past and even has a daughter in MN that he hasn’t paid a dime of child support for! He’s only 24 and has been married twice but in the year I knew him, didn’t hold a job for long than a couple weeks. He’s a deadbeat. I know I made some mistakes along the way…so just want to warn other girls not to do something stupid like I did!

He should dye his beard, that gingers a dead give-away.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Let me try the best way that I can to tell you about this one… Let me set the stage… He is currently enlisted in the army. think about it, Worked at the Gay 90′s Downtown, has a tongue ring! Really?, not to mention the fact that he arches his eyebrows and shaves his legs. When I was going through his playlists I think that I purposely tried to ignore the extensive list of Cher songs. At first I thought he might just be a metrosexual (one finger snap away) but if I calculate correctly we’ve only had anal sex throughout our entire relationship. Then I realized that my eyebrows began to raise a bit higher than his. He is GAY-ILTY! Now were just waiting for the moment when he admits some things to himself because we already know.

In the Navy you mean…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, More news on Holly Norrgard, I found out through some of her “friends” that she’s been reported to Scott County 6 different times in the last year and half for straight up WELFARE FRAUD and they haven’t done anything, she’s still on every program out there, hides money, gets money from the old man she’s sleeping with who she has her kids calling “Grandpa” drives a nice car and lives in an gigantic house. … WTF?? this is what my taxes are paying for? Come on! Oh yeah, not to mention still being a horrible mother. No one will do anything about it! I’m hoping you’ll post this in a vain attempt to get her kids some help and to stop this illegal activity!!

There’s too many loop holes in the system.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Holly Norrgard. A disgusting excuse for a human being, and my ex friend & coworker. She moved in with her boyfriend when she was a teenager, he dumped her because she’s psycho and she started having sex with his DAD. She gets credit cards and cash from HIS DAD, lives in a $900,000 house but still collects child support from 2 different baby daddies and collects Welfare. Her kids are just a paycheck to her, she abuses them by giving them ice cold showers and putting hot sauce in their mouths for misbehaving. She can’t keep a job, she got fired from 10 different employers for getting into fights with coworkers. So she just manipulates everyone into giving her money with her made up sob stories. She is a miserable, manipulative, disgusting person. Please post so everyone knows who she REALLY is, I’m so sick of her secretly doing all this horrible shit to her kids and everyone around her, and still making everyone think she’s so innocent.

Hot sauce is better then soap, trust me..- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- this is allison t (chick on the right). I banged her when I was drunk but she was all teary the next day cause apparently she has a boyfriend. Now she won’t stop asking me when she can see me again. She constantly wants the cock but I think she looked better with the lights off cause in daylight she’s a bit of a gremlin.
So nik- would you??

Never fall for distance shots, not that those knees are very flattering though.- nik