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Would You
Posted in St. Paul, Would You? | February 18th, 2010THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, meet Abby. I’ll let the pictures speak for themselves. Would you??
Answer: no. The top of her ears stick out and her nose is off.
She’s A Jersey Chaser
Posted in Minnesota, St. Paul | February 18th, 2010THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Emma S***dStrom she is known around campus as a jersey chaser. You always see her with some type of black athlete, either walking around campus or leaving her room. She is has hooked up with half of the freshman football players and is making her way through the basketball team!
She looks fat to me, the purple crayons are probably the only ones that dig her.- nik
Would You
Posted in St. Paul, Would You? | February 12th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik she’s hot! she doesn’t act like it tho. what do you think would you?
Answer: no. neck wrinkles, too freckly and she eats souls.
SGM Godfather
Posted in Scissor Gang Mafia, St. Paul, The Dirty | February 2nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, could it be that the SGM Godfather is residing right here in Minneapolis?! Nick Z can be found in busted Minneapolis clubs when not sitting on Photoshop creating dreamworlds where he parties with the likes of Paris Hilton or on Facebook sending friend requests to anyone to add to the 3k randoms he already has. I come to you because you are an expert on the matter… Real or Fake SGM?
Fake Scissor Gang Mafia, real 10K Millionaire living with his Mom watching internet porn during the day until it is time to go out to the nightclubs.- nik
Sexy Brunette For You
Posted in St. Paul, Would You? | January 27th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, she is way hot. I love this chick besides being hot she is the only nice one out of all her friends. C*ke head and pill popper but super sexy. I know you dont like face preircings but daaaamnnnn gotta ask. would you?
Answer: no. Her dog looks better and those glasses are terrible.
Supposed Hottest Female Athlete Of 2010
Posted in Berkeley, Dirty Athletes, St. Paul, The Dirty | January 20th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Allison Stokke and she’s being rated as the hottest female athlete on the planet….just wondering what you think Nik.
I think she is lopsided with a minimal gut. Honestly, she looks way better without make up and done up. I rather have her hang out with me in her pole vaulter uniform all day. Also, she looks like she would be a great shower partner in my mind.- nik
Taking Out The MN Trash
Posted in St. Paul | December 22nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this hot piece of MN Trash calls her self Krissy Baby AKA Krissana W. I am not even going to ask Mr. Richie if you would because I have a great eye for what you like, and this is a big FAT no. It would be nice to hear you knock her off her high throne. She thinks she is hot shit and truth is that she is pretty much ghetto wanna be trailer trash. Plus she’s fat and desperately needs +2’s. She is nasty been wit 50+ dudes had a few abortions and is a part time prositute. Deff Dirty Celeb Material! LMAO.
I don’t know whats more classy being bra-less with huge saggers in a wife beater, or walking around in broad daylight drinking a handle.- nik
More Of Beer Goggle’s Girl
Posted in St. Paul, The Dirty, Would You? | December 14th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is more of Kim. Are you sure she’s a no?
Answer: I am 146% positive she is a NO. Look at those neck wrinkles and dual vocal chords… so alien like.
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Beer Goggles = I Did
Posted in St. Paul | November 24th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- Now sober, help me decide if this is bragworthy?
Not at all. Her face is beyond weathered, she has a hook nose, and a serious lack in the +2 department. Never tell anyone.- nik
Dumb Country Idiot
Posted in St. Paul | November 24th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This kids name is David F. He thinks he is a really funny guy but in reality he is a country hick who nobody likes. Put this kid on blast.
Why would he be funny? Because he wears a wig?- nik
