THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Carlos Sendel is CRAZY!!! He bounces from place to place and he will f*ck anyone for a place to stay, food, money, or whatever. When I say anyone I mean ANYONE!! This guy is a loser who thinks he is a Mexican god! He pawns his two boys off on anyone he can (mostly female friends) so he can go party it up. He drives a new car yet can never pay for anything. He sells sh*t and scams people out of the money. He stole money from my love but he STILL talks to him and we know he did it! He also has another kid that lives on the east coast I heard he cheated on her and she left him and moved accross the country just to get her and her kid away from him… I also heard that she beat his *ss before she moved. His friend was there and told EVERYONE! He talks sh*t about everyone he knows and does not care about anyone but himself. He needs to be put on blast with his big nosed Ray Ramono looking self. He has raccon eyes from doing so much blow in the bathroom of the gay bars late at night. Put this lying dead beat filthy nasty rat who is fake claiming to be straight when he knows he loves all our gay c*cks in his *ss and begs for it when he cant have it wanna be big shot dorky dusty d*ck retard in the spot light!

No guy who trims their hairline is straight.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this dude was dating my best girl friend. He is a total D-bag. She spent two plus years with him. He has a driving fear and anxiety issues that she stopped school and working to help him threw it. He made pretty good money but nothing amazing. He is show boaty with his money but needed her to get the car loans for his range rover and put the cash for the down deposit on their new house they just built. She found him making profiles on match, sugardaddies, seeking arrangements, plenty of fish, craiglist and many more. He was cheating on her and sexting, emailing and doing whatever else 24/7. He was verbally abusive to her and just over all the ultimate D_BAG! She took care of his kid and was in love with this guy. He was a good actor. Along with having mental issues, he is a cheat, liar, gambler, and a pill popper. She finally found out when he met a 42 year old hooker from the website he was on. She confronted him then he dumped her!!! HAHA what a loser. He did fully support her for two years so she is having a tough time now but atleast she is outta his life. If you see him he is a D-bag and watch out. He thinks he is so amazing but remember the cars are in her name, the house is half hers, their company is also in her name. He couldn’t have done anything if it wasn’t for her. He is 30 and she is 23. He apparently likes to bang hookers and gamble his money away. He also thinks he is gods gift to women and think women are the inferior sex. After their breakup she went back to their house to get some items and found a huge thing of lube and condoms.  She sent me the photo I also included that.

I like how there’s only one used condom and one glass.  I guarantee he wanted to see if the golden ticket would fit , improve his chances with the ladies.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so on Saturday, Joe Mauer asked his girlfriend of 1 1/2 years to marry him. She of course, said yes. The soon-to-be Mrs. Mauer went to Cretin-Derham Hall High School with him. Apparently, they have been friends for about 7 years, but never dated in high school. They recently “rekindled their friendship a few years ago.” Maddie Bisanz, a nurse, is now the most hated girl in Minnesota. Joe Mauer has a 7-year contract worth $184 million. Please tell me this won’t last!

This is the best Joe Mauer can do? Not for nothing, but the nose and 22-head are very unique.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girls name is Aubrey Steckelberg from Minnesota. Damn she has a nice *ss but gets around a lot. Has slept with over 10 coworkers, and her p*ssy makes a farting noise when getting it hard. And is pretty loose. Anyone know her?

That tramp stamps a couple years old, she didn’t account for the excessive weight gain.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is John Nemeth, the one on the left, small town kid thinks hes big sh*t. Lost all his true friends and started actin tuff. Now he resides is the wannabe ghetto trail park of Hillsboro with his wanna be homies. Acting like he gangstar riding street bikes in rap videos. He can ride but other than that, he stalks his ex’s threatens and hurts them, one of the biggest cheaters in jeferson county, likes to be friends with girls 7 yrs younger then him on facebook. And on top of that has no job no money nada. Pleasse ladies if you see him stay faaaarrrrr away. This kid needs to man up be good to women and get a life aka a really job!!!

I bet those guys take turns on the couch.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl’s name is Mai Nhia Yang, but she likes to call herself “MONEE TRAN.” This b*tch is so disgusting and desperate. She will go after ANY guy and try to get with them to make her seem like she’s “worthy.” She shows off her disgusting flabs full of stretchmarks and thinks she’s “sexy.” She thinks she looks cute with bright colored contacts and false eyelashes. Too cocky for someone who looks like that if you ask me. She also tries selling her DIRTY used up clothing on Facebook ranging from discolored shirts to her cheap thongs.

Her arms have cankles (not wrists).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is named Vincent Furey, (although he goes by several other aliases) and he has been stalking my friend and harassing her family and friends for years, even going so far as to move from NYC to Minneapolis so that he can “marry her.” A restraining order hasn’t stopped him yet, so as a public service, we want to put him on blast. People should know what kind of an individual they are dealing with if they happen to know or meet him. See how absolutely bat-shit crazy this guy is at [Click Here]

That’s a whole lot a crazy.  Good job on the website, I’ll make sure he gets the attention he deserves.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, on June 15th 2010 at 10:41am (Tuesday) this chick Kelly Denise Grande was busted for misdemeanor prostitution. Here are a couple pictures that I came a crossed on Craigslist and BackPages. Below are the ads she posted : I am a sexy, sophisticated, closet freak that owns my own GB Club. Whats this mean? I host groups of men for GB’s with me!!! This club is for generous and serious, hardworking men. I can make appointments for you and a group of buddies or you can attend one of my weekly “stranger” meetings. This is where I pick a group of random men to come to my place for some adult fun with me. There is only one female and there will be at least 5 men at stranger meets. If you are interested please send me your first name and last initial, a photo, and what you are interested in. I will, in return send a photo and a menu of services. This is for serious men only. YOUR PICK GETS MINE. I love lots of d*ck and want you and your friends to come play with me today!

This is a real porta potty, a low end one.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this low life piece of shit goes by the name of Daktoa Piche he goes around making kids and leaves his babyies momz when he hears that he got them preggo . hes got 2 kids and a third on the way. he was gunna have four but sad to say she lost it. he thinks hes the man when he sleeps with nothing but downtown hood rats, always talkin bout being a man and taking care of his kids. this low life wanna be got my bestfriend pregnant and left her at the sight of the preg test he cant ever man up and get his own clothes. it takes two to tango bud and if you cant man up to your responsibilites then dont go havin sex .. well unpertected sex at least wrap it , and do something with those bangs. all the girls you go and get knocked up are good people and you turn them into crazys he can make kids but he cant take care of them he perfers to go and take care of kids that aint his. cuz he knows he can just up and leave. LOSER go home and take care of one of the three kids u have!

How do forgy’s make babies?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Rachael, home-wrecking hoe from Minnesota. For a girl who graduated from a catholic high school and attends a catholic college, you would assume she would be a nice girl.. Instead she slept with a girls boyfriend while she was pregnant with his child. We lived in the dorms with this sl&t freshman year and are all dying to know, would you??

Answer: No, her face reminds me of a scare crow.