St. Paul | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Sydney Krych

February 3, 2014 Minnesota, St. Paul 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Her name is Sydney Krych. She is a 19 year old heroin addict who can’t go a single day without putting SOMETHING in her body whether it be uppers or downers, she’ll take it all. She’s always the one girl at the club that is WAY too fcked up on drugs, puking in the garbage can, on the floor in the bathroom. She’s literally fucking CRAZY PSYCHO on Molly, if only I could put the memories I have of her “dancing” on the internet- JEEEEESUS. She has been disowned by two of her best friends because of the horrible human being she is. She owns both of them hundreds of dollars, she also has stolen clothes, bras, panties, hats, etc from the female friend who disowned her. She is the kind of girl who doesn’t practice what she preaches (Peace.Love.Unity.Respect.) She dances/strips to get into $20 concerts so she can get in for free.. Is $20 really gonna break the bank? Shit, I’d rather pay $20 than be known as the atrocious skank that strips at a club (&no, not a strip club… A night club) All her outfits are VERY chaotic, she can’t even dress herself. She has recently asked her exboyfriend to pimp her out to his friends for money even though she has already had one abortion (will there be more?) She blamed her frequent heroin use on her “pregnancy” although she was just barely 2 months pregnant (and trust me, this all came from a reputable, knowledgable source) ! Although she is still just as disgusting and as horrible of a person. Let’s hope the next time she overdoses, it’s for good. You won’t be missed, fat, ugly, whore, prostitute BITCH.

Looks like she has too much time on her hands.- nik



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Tanned and Teen Mom

January 27, 2014 Minnesota, St. Paul, Would You? 100

THE DIRTY ARMY: I saw Brooke Bauman was posted on here earlier…… keep in mind she’s pushed a baby through that already loose car exhaust pipe she calls a vagina. So Nik… would you?

Answer: No, It’s be frightening seeing her without filters.



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Airbrushed Attention Seeking Airhead

January 24, 2014 Minnesota, St. Paul 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Brooke, the teen mom of Minnesota and Queen of the Trash. I’m not sure where to begin, so I’ll start here. She has a child with a convicted serial rapist (Michael “Swagboii” Stucky) and she is never seen out in public with her baby. (Who she so adorably named “Bentley.”) Now that daddy’s in jail she kicked up her “modeling career.” (Basically, her mommy and daddy pay for photographers to take her picture and use them in their sample books) It’s basically just a way for her to get more pictures for her to post on Facebook for more likes (Brookey baby likes her attention!)Brooke never talks about motherhood but makes about 10 statuses a day using “inspirational quotes,” song lyrics, and how much she “looooves her new boyfriend. She posted pictures of her baby after it was born SUFFERING in the hospital, she used her own sick child for likes. She air brushes her pictures so much RuPaul gets jealous. She has added so many people on facebook that she cant even add anymore. She’s a trashy mom and brags about how she’s a “slut” for any boy who’s “country.” She needs to grow up and parent her baby and get off the internet and embarrassing herself and her family.

Work on one fluid sharpie stroke…your lines are showing.- nik



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Desperate For Attention

November 7, 2013 Minneapolis, St. Paul 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this pathetic girl calls herself Kwinne Bloch, I have seen her on this site before if im not mistaken.. She submitted this picture on Facebook just to win herself more attention of course, I honestly never met this cow, but why would any breathing human post pictures like that of herself, clearly that’s brutally embarrassing, This, dare I say woman will do whatever she can in order to make her skanky ass feel good about herself, she thinks she’s the hottest thing to grace this earth.
Nik what do you think.

Is that an elbow I see?- nik



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How About This Set: Eyes

November 7, 2013 Minneapolis, St. Paul 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Eyes

Answer: No, to round, makes me feel like a deer in headlights.



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MN Sloot

October 16, 2013 St. Paul 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I wouldn’t even begin to offend you by asking would you? This beautiful piece of trash thinks she’s hot shit. Sucks anything for m*th, lives off of free Native American Money, with her mommy who takes care of her children. She honestly believes she is model material, when in reality she is a husband hopping dope smoking nasty piece of trash…

layering that top doesn’t mean you can keep re-using it.- nik



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Cat Goddess Of Minneapolis

September 16, 2013 St. Paul 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Angel Beaulieu, AKA “Kitty Kat Monstah”. She’s a 20 year old..girl (if you can call her that) that’s lived in Minnesota her whole life. She believes she is a model, brags about her “fans”, and has made herself a “public figure” page on Facebook, among other places. She has friends for a few months at a time until they figure out that she’s manipulative and will try to sleep with their boyfriends. Oh, and she honestly believes she is a cat. She has never in her life had a real job, her job is drawing “anime” for her “friend” who in turn pays for her tattoos and piercings, most recently a giant cartoon cat on her tit. She attempts to sing (whines, really) and is constantly touting how superior she is to everyone. She slept with my friend’s boyfriend and tried getting with another friend’s boyfriend, and is famous for sending (and posting) dirty pictures of herself under supposedly innocent pretenses. She drinks (and brags about it) to “drown her feelings” and remains obsessed with the ex-friends who’ve figured her out for YEARS. She’s biploar, schizophrenic, and a whole host of other things. She’s a disgusting, vindictive little ho that needs to get a reality check.

Her hair looks like an uncleaned kitty litter.- nik



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DJ Faggatron

September 9, 2013 Dallas, St. Paul 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, here is a real piece of work. This supposed “DJ” and “musician” is a sad, horny old man who is the biggest drama queen in the goth/industrial MPLS scene. For most of his 17 years of marriage he has been cheating on his wife- not physically, but emotionally and via the internet/text messaging. Since it can’t be cheating if you are only sending dick picks and vids of you fcking yourself in the ass with a large red dildo. He’s not actually fucking anyone- just begging whatever women he can find to send him pictures of their breast and vaginas, obviously that’s not cheating. Of course any woman who sends him photos runs the risk of him posting them to the world wide web, without any consent on their part and after he says he would never do such a thing. He likes to go around falling in love with other women and leading them on with hints of leaving his wife and the promise of a Happily Ever After that never comes. The only reason he doesn’t ditch his wedding ring is because his wife is his meal ticket, without her he would never be able to afford to make his “music” (I use the term loosely) or afford to take the time off from his real job, a minimum wage career at a photo center, to DJ around town for free at any place that will have him, playing the same 20 songs on repeat. Of course all of his escapades with sexting and gathering his collection of cyberspace girlfriends is just a cover for how much he’d rather suck a cock than eat a pssy. He’s an immature overgrown Emo kid who needs to stop whining when his no sex girlfriends dump him and grow the hell up.

Ravers are stuck in the teenage mindset.- nik



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