THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, presenting to you MN’s one and only Sarah Lundberg. I don’t exactly know why I’m evening talking about this girl considering she’s a non- factor to everyone in Minneapolis.. However, a few things need to be presented to the board. First of all Sarah is notorious for doing sexual favors for things like shots of alcohol and drugs. Once at a bar she couldn’t afford the $10 dollar patron shot- so decided to turn to one of her “brothers” and say she would suck him if he bought her the shot. Funny thing is.. it was 2 for 1 night.. therefore, she sucked someones dick for the free shot. And when I say “brothers” i’m talking about the 5 guys she calls her brothers and closest friends.. even though they run around calling her annoying and telling these stories about her. In fact, the nicest thing I have ever heard anyone say about her is “Well, she can admit she is a whore and doesn’t hide it”. This girl hooks up with peoples boyfriends in hopes that she will take them away from their women. Funny thing is she is really used as a second hand, trailer park, rebound that is willing to drive them around in her 1999 Honda that she calls “her baby”. Topping it all off, sadly Sarah had to move out of her $600/mo apartment because she couldn’t afford it Just wanted to know… do you like her Jay Leno chin or her duck face more? CONGRATS LUNDBERG, your boyfriend dumped you twice in two weeks and is now with another girl, hope your “heart” stops hurting soon. And, where are your eyebrows?

Looks like she’s saving up enough clothes for a mutual favor from a friend…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Erin Wallris and boy is she a dirty skank! So not only is she the dumbest girl ever, she likes to think shes hot shit. So some people wanted to see how desperate for attention she really was, so random numbers started texting her and in the first few minutes she was already talking dirty and sending naked pics. She would say how badass of a girl she was such as she played rugby…..even though she didnt. she told a complete stranger every bit of personal info from where she lived to her vibrator she used at night…guess she couldnt do much better then a stick with batteries lol. This pathetic piece of garbage even went to go meet this prince charming only to get stood up by someone who does not even exist. she cant get anyone to even touch her with a 10 foot pole except for guys 20 years older then her but that doesnt stop her from opening those spring loaded legs. she cant really get a boyfriend because she is really dirty, she doesnt shower but 3 times a week and smells like fish even standing 10 yards away. she is nothing but a compulsive liar who is never gonna make it out of the small town she lives in. but she will have sex with anything that crawls in her.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Carlos Sendel is CRAZY!!! He bounces from place to place and he will f*ck anyone for a place to stay, food, money, or whatever. When I say anyone I mean ANYONE!! This guy is a loser who thinks he is a Mexican god! He pawns his two boys off on anyone he can (mostly female friends) so he can go party it up. He drives a new car yet can never pay for anything. He sells sh*t and scams people out of the money. He stole money from my love but he STILL talks to him and we know he did it! He also has another kid that lives on the east coast I heard he cheated on her and she left him and moved accross the country just to get her and her kid away from him… I also heard that she beat his *ss before she moved. His friend was there and told EVERYONE! He talks sh*t about everyone he knows and does not care about anyone but himself. He needs to be put on blast with his big nosed Ray Ramono looking self. He has raccon eyes from doing so much blow in the bathroom of the gay bars late at night. Put this lying dead beat filthy nasty rat who is fake claiming to be straight when he knows he loves all our gay c*cks in his *ss and begs for it when he cant have it wanna be big shot dorky dusty d*ck retard in the spot light!

No guy who trims their hairline is straight.- nik