THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- Now sober, help me decide if this is bragworthy?
Not at all. Her face is beyond weathered, she has a hook nose, and a serious lack in the +2 department. Never tell anyone.- nik
St. Paul
Dumb Country Idiot
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This kids name is David F. He thinks he is a really funny guy but in reality he is a country hick who nobody likes. Put this kid on blast.
Why would he be funny? Because he wears a wig?- nik
Minnesota Girls Can Out Drink & Out Eat You
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Emily Por*er. She likes to think she is a cute and fun Minnesota girl. Unfortunately, she’s just another double chinned, fish lipped, needs to wax her man face, slut straight from the heart of MN. Her best asset, when she’s not drinking, she’s eating. Cheers!
It really reflects in her weight.- nik
Minnesota Beward
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kailey. Baby prostitute. Had to wait to put this b*tch on blast as she just turned 18. Her parents have been letting her go to Mexico since she was 14 by herself and each year her and her sister pick a random dude to hook up with. Shes slept with half the senior class. Nik please warn all the Minnesota colleges and Mexico spring breakers about this. Shes the one with the yellow bandanna and the fish lips.
She would have so much more potential if she didn’t fake cook her skin as much. Kailey, pretend you live in Minnesota not SoCal.- nik
Come On Jake
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jake. He is 22 or maybe 23 and refuses to hang out with people his own age. He can be found in random high school parties around MN, with no one else being of age. His favorite thing to do is flash his junk around when you are not expecting it, drink muscle milk, and act like he is really hilarious. He is the one on the right. Oh, and Minneapolis is the dirty city, not St. Paul.
He sounds like he is Forgy to me.- nik
Thanks Paige
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, even though minnesota doesnt get a lot of posts on your sit, or have a dirty celeb you do have a strong following here… This girl Paige wrote an article about you in The Minnesota Daily, so i figured you would want to check it out… Paige’s Dirty Article
I don’t have anything against Minnesota expect all the girls are beat, have no +2′s, and all the guys are certified douchebags. -Nik
Minnesota’s Finest
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this supreme douche’s name is Frank. I went to high school with him and he thinks he is model hot. He actually got a nose job after graduating and I think he wears lip gloss to the club. Poor guy has the brain of a mouse and a personality of a cardboard box. And what’s with he kissy face he makes in every pic?
Aren’t Chanel earrings for chicks?- nik
Orange Race, Would You?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Elysha. She just turned 21 & I heard she had a pretty rough night. Would you with this orange race, mac forcefield, bobblehead?
Answer: No, what the hell is that thing? It looks like a Prawn.
Question
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, The blonde is my EX boyfriends new girlfriend, ive heard a few things about her so tell me would you ?
Answer: No, it’s like she has every feature of a black women minus the skin color and 75 lbs or so.- nik
Minneapolis Trout
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,I’m sure you were a big fan of the TV show Renegade with Lorenzo Lamas – meet “Jake Stone” who works at a bar here in Minneapolis and is quite possibly Maxi Mouses father. I guarantee that there is a list somewhere at an elementary school warning them about this guy. There is just something off about him… not the corny sexually offensive t-shirts he sells, or the fact that he photoshops his pictures, maybe its because he is 43 and is living the dream of getting shot down by 19 year olds. Good times. He thinks he is hot sh*t because he lived in florida for a few years, i guess he does not realize how big of a joke everyone thinks he is or that its not really cool to be a fake WWF wrestler anymore, girls are way too caught up with fake UFC fighters. Anyways, something is weird with his facebook photos, do you think your photoshop experts can take a look at them?
Dude, I can tell you tried to photoshop all those disgusting sun spots out. Just stop, and embrace the melanoma.- nik
