She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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California Chick
Posted in San Jose, Stanford, Would You? | March 9th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, I think you would agree when I say that california girls are the best, and better yet a brunette. This girl is all natural and cute as can be, so Nik would you?
Answer: no. Her chin comes to a point and body is a little thick.
As If San Jose Couldn’t Get Any Worse
Posted in San Jose, Stanford | March 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, just when I thought San Jose couldn’t get moe douchebaggy, I stumble across this at Westfield Valley Fair. Come spring, I’m thinking about renouncing my US citizenship and move abroad ( I was gonna say I’d move to France, but then I remembered Christian Audigay is from France).
These stores will be gone in a year from the opening date.- nik
Izz Is The Bizz
Posted in Dirty Cheerleaders, Stanford, Tampa | September 10th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a girl named Izzy (Izabella). She is crazy smart and are was a cheerleader at Morehead State University. She will be a Sophmore this school season and is 19 years old. Tell me if you think she is hott are not.
She has a decent body… but I give it 2 more seasons before she looks late 30’s.- nik
Back To School
Posted in ASU, Alabama, Arizona / UofA, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, FSU, Florida Gators, Fresno State, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, MSU, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, NC State, Navy, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU | August 20th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???
Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik
Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here
If you don’t see your school just email me to add it. Freshman 15 for life!
The Dirty Immunity Tour 2009
Posted in Berkeley, Sacramento, San Francisco, San Jose, Stanford | June 16th, 2009
Come hang out with me on June 18th at Aura as The Dirty Immunity Tour comes to Pleasanton.- nik
Is She Hidding A Greg
Posted in Stanford | May 14th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I know why guys wrap their junk up as a present but why is Kelsey wearing this outfit. Could it be that this butch chick is hidding a Greg. I have always wondered why she is such a c*ck tease and a really big tom boy.
Receiving that package would be worse than getting an envelope filled with anthrax in the mail.- nik
A Girl Can Dream
Posted in Stanford, Would You? | May 14th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Tara or TL as her friends call her. Poor thing thinks she is gunna be in Playboy someday, this picture even does this girl justice, she has a much smaller head in real life. This b*tch thinks she is hot she will go up to any guy even if a girl is there and try and pull some sl*t move, she usually has to settle for beat fat dudes who are just mesmorized by her boobs which she flashes everywhere…Nik this girl needs a reality check, I know you wouldn’t but would you??
Answer: No, she has the gut the size of texas, andI think Hef would laugh in her face if he saw this.
Ice T Is A Sellout
Posted in San Francisco, San Jose, Stanford | May 13th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, my homegirl kickin it with ice T and his wife at her crib in san fran. her dad is good friends with him. figured id get your thoughts in the OG himself, lol.
I think it’s funny how 15 years ago his claim to fame was “Cop Killer” and now you can catch him playing a cop on Law and Order nightly. Sellout.- nik
Guitar Hero
Posted in Stanford | May 13th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Spenser R*y. This guy is playing guitar hero naked need I say more.
I feel like his head is on the wrong body.- nik
Gay Luv In Tha Club
Posted in San Francisco, San Jose, Stanford | May 7th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, these guys thought they were pimpin big at the club but they didnt seem to realize that two dudes laying together is gayer than gay.
Poster boys for the gays.- nik
