THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Muslims are having a “muslim spring break” in Stockholm and have been burning cars for 6 nights now in Stockholm in Sweden. They have also burned culture center, they have torched couple police stations and tried burning a few schools all the while throwing rocks at the police, at the firemen and at the ambulances. In addition to throwing rocks (around 20 police in the hospital because getting rocks thrown into their heads and counting) the muslims are also trying to make the police blind by pointing high power laser’s into the police’s eyes. Sweden has the easiest immigration policy in the world and Swedish people are Uber politically correct so they have been praising the greatness of multiculturalism and luring hundreds of thousands of immigrants from muslim countries to come live in Sweden on Swedish welfare so the Swedes have been able to feel themselves as good and tolerant people who help the needy people of the world. Swedes have created nightmare ghettoes with insane immigration policy and insane welfare policy and insane political correctness which means they can’t complain about the behaviour of the muslims who don’t bother to finish school and concentrate on being “wannabe gangstas” because complaining about immigrants behaviour would be something only “racists” do because the Swedish way is to lie how great everything is and smile. Now the Swedes are surprised like naive retards that Sweden is turning into the same kind of sh*thole that many muslim countries are due to the insane behaviour of many muslims who just concentrate on raising hell and terrorizing muslims who try to behave correctly and terrorizing non-muslim “infidels”. Sweden can only blame themselves.

Great… now all the hot Blondes are going to migrate to Canada.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik. I thought your Swedish nanny Kenza Zouiten was perfect, until I saw this pic on her IG: Look at those armpits, they’re nasty. It kinda looks like she hasn’t shaved in a while as well.. Ew..  You have totally screwed up girls for me, I use to look at them and see how hot they are… now I just see right through them cause I know where and what the flaws are.

Not the best pit in the world, but it can be fixed with surgery.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Kenza and she is a blogger in Sweden. Bloggers are like celebrities there and these girls make so much money! I think this girl is beautiful! She’s half Moroccan I believe so she has a really nice skin tone. She might need +2′s but she has a great body and that ITG.  She has been posted a bunch of times and you have never really said if you would with her or not.  So this is why I came to you, wanted to see if given the chance and you got divorced… would you?

Answer: No, the tattoo on her wrist really bothers me. Plus, she could be a potential employee so I cannot make things weird between us.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Mika from Sweden.  She is currently residing in Hollywood so I figured this would make your Nanny search a lot easier since she is already out here.  Do we have a winner?

The side fat concerns me. I don’t want my daughter to get the wrong idea.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, I know that many Swedish beauties (Or not) have been submitted to your site. Well, this girl is Hannah Graaf, a well-known blogger/singer/model in Sweden. The pics are recent, and she is a mother of four (Which you can’t really tell from her body, she has a great set of legs and +2′s) and 34 years old.

Why does she have crazy eyes?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, her name is Victoria Tornegren. Gorgeous Swedish fashion blogger and her sister is Alexandra Bring who is also beautiful.  I had to know what you think about her and if you would?  Because I don’t see how you could say no.

Answer: I’m saying No because of the extra neck skin… those neck rolls concern me. BUT I think she would be a good tour guide when I visit Sweden.