Kissie Phone Home

July 1, 2014 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 14

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I noticed you are in Europe – be careful you don’t run into aliens like E.T. Side note – you need to check out Prague. The women and scenery are amazing.

I almost decided to make a stop in Stockholm, but I chose Mykonos instead. No Prague this time, maybe next.- nik

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The Perfect Girl For You

April 14, 2014 Stockholm, The Dirty 91


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Anna from Stockholm. She’s a stunner. She also claims that she doesn’t smoke or drink at all. She’s thousands more prettier than the women at the states put together expect your wife. Always has been a fan of her from Sweden. But for the sakes of my curiosity if you’re single would you date her?

Answer: No, her nose is terrible.

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Blogger Paow From Sweden

April 2, 2014 Stockholm, The Dirty 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think about this swedish blogger Paow?  She got her boobs done. I think she should fix her forehead and nose.  Love from Sweden.  Click here to see the before and afters of her +2′s!!!

Her arms look Austrailian. LaserAway that sh*t. Respect your Swedish roots!- nik

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Isabelle Strömberg Is Still The Queen Of Photoshop

March 13, 2014 Stockholm, The Dirty 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Nik! How are you? Remember Isabelle Strömberg, the Swedish queen of photoshop who also had quite a big blog? Well, it’s been a while since last time and let’s just say A LOT have changed. She have had another nosejob, which she’s still unhappy with so she keeps on photoshopping her nose. Aside from plenty of botox, she’s also gotten herself a boobjob! She smokes a lot of pot but also tries other drugs, which she’s been arrested for twice now. She’s also using the barbie drug regularly. It’s sad how a girl could go from beautiful to scary-looking in just a few years! She’s only 20 years old, is this what fame does to you? I can’t imagine what she’ll look like in 5. Also, the photo of boobs that I included are from a snapchat they sent to my friend on his birthday. She’s on the left with the plastic-looking boobs. She NEEDS to stop!

I don’t understand why bloggers are A-List celebs in Sweden?- nik


We Are Dying To See What You Think About Swedish Blogger Isabelle Stromberg

Swedish Isabelle Is A Photoshop Queen

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Swedish Babe Josefine Forsberg

January 29, 2014 Stockholm, The Dirty 58


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Josefine Forsberg… and she has the perfect eyes.  She is also very fit girl but doesn’t cross the line to look like a man… I think this is the perfect way for a girl to be, very fit with nice abs, bet no manly muscles.  Do you agree?

My search for a Nanny is stronger now with another child on the way. A trip to Sweden is eminent.- nik

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How Does E.T. Profit So Much From Her Blog

November 16, 2013 E.T., Stockholm, The Dirty 45


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my sister is actual friends with Alexandra Nilsson and the girl is truly balling out.  My sister said she makes over 30k a month and lives a very lavish lifestyle all due to her blog.  What I don’t understand is how she is making that much when on Alexa she is ranked 162,000 globally.  I listen to your radio show and you say you do very well but not millionaire status, and your site is under 8k globally on Alexa, so according to the traffic difference shouldn’t you be making like 1 million per month with TheDirty?

Blogs don’t make money. It’s really not worth the effort to start one.- nik

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Can You Believe These Eyes

November 12, 2013 Stockholm, The Dirty 68

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not only I found your eyes, but they belong to one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Meet Helen Swedin, she is a very famous model from Sweden long time married to soccer player Figo. Imagine waking up to those eyes.

Figo is a lucky man. I bet you he sees himself during sex.- nik

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I Feel Like Emily Ratajkowski Needs New +2s

November 6, 2013 Stockholm, The Dirty 96

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, big fan from Sweden!! So I have to ask you what you think about Emily Ratajkowski and her amazing body?  The girl is flawless and has some amazing +2′s, but I feel like she would be way hotter if she re-did them and went even bigger.  Thoughts on this?  Click here to see some hearts.

She is good for now. Her chest has a two year extension in my book.- nik

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