THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was trying to see Johnny Drama tonight but guess who I ran into non other than the SPT.  The dude doesn’t seem to age and he said he is coming to Columbus to party with you.

He is the George Clooney of Cleveland.- nik

Click on the picture to see how Dirty Celeb Super Pimp Trout has slayed more Cougars than any other trout in Cleveland.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think this guy might be SPT’s long lost son. He idolizes the Trout and then decided to let out his inner pimp for Halloween. The resemblance is beyond striking.

Love that costume.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was wasted at a bachlorette Party on 6th in Cleve, and I was taking random pictures, as you do, and I saw this absurd man in a suit. I posted the pictures on facebook today and my ex was like Dirty Pimp Trout! I guess I captured a legend. Bad ass… So the sighting was Oct 23rd @ the Barley House on 6th.

That is Super Pimp Trout (SPT), Dos Equis ripped the most interesting man in the world after studying this guy in Cleveland (true story).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, out for my friends birthday and ran into Super Pimp Trout. Photo had to be taken for submission to The Dirty!

I heard if you sleep with Super Pimp Trout all your Cancer cells automatically die. If you don’t have Cancer you should sleep with him as a preventative.- nik