Sunday 19th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Disgusting Fernandez

May 16, 2013 Surrey 7 6,883 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this guys name is Johnthia Fernandez, he has many alias’ such as Jt, Johnthia Collistas Peters, Boobie miles and black magic.Multiple facebook accounts, email addresses, phone numbers,and different homes where he takes his prey to seduce them. This disgusting pig is the worst of them all. He is a liar, a cheat, and an abusive mother fcker. His rough upbringing and mommy issues made him a womanizer. Nothing that comes out of this pigs mouth is true, he lies and prays on younger girls for sexual favors. He told me he was an actor ya I know what kind of actor he is he is a porn star on the website 18 and abused. This pig is so dirty and nasty ladies need to be warned. He is revolting and will do anything to get sex, he acts all nice, butters you up, fcks you then leaves. He acts like he is a god sent for woman. YA RIGHT!!! he cheats on every girl hes been with, mentally and physically abusive, Girls stay away don’t let his “charm” fool you. Cocky football player trying to make it pro and selling his “I am a good guy” act to wiggle his way into any girl who will give it up to him.He is full of bumps on his crotch god knows what kind of disease this f**ker can give you. I’d go on but I’d probably get a hernia for talking so much bout this PIG!!! Need I say more?

I’m surprised that’s not a guy under him.  Not surprised by the guy getting ready to tag in.- nik



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Pedo Gene

May 15, 2013 Kelowna, Surrey 6 8,334 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I am so upset with myself. This guy’s name is Gene Lochrie and he lives in Kimberley B.C. I went to a party where this guy was at. He started talking to me and telling me I was cute and sexy and whatnot. I had way to much to drink and I ended up getting fcked by him and his buddy without a condom. Afterwards I found out he has a girlfriend named Tricia and he has been doing this stuff for years. He left Grand Forks about 10 years ago after sleeping with tons of girls including minors. The sad thing is I am only 16 years old and I had no idea how old this guy is, he’s in his 40′s. Now I am waiting for test results to come back to make sure I didn’t get pregnant or catch anything. Put this guy on the blast Nik so other girls won’t go through what I am going through.

Who invited this guy in the first place??- nik



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Bryan Gerald Rice

May 14, 2013 Surrey 104 8,493 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this low life dirt bag from whiterock BC is a women beating goof he has so many K files. he has 4 kids with three bitches that he doesnt even take care of. and every single one of them he beat up. gets his mommy to pay for everything yet treats her like shit too. he gave his ex drd and has no shame in spreading them to others he’ll tell u he has an ingrown hair on his dick but look closer its drd! hes a pig and hes almost 30 but looks for young naive girls so he can feel like a man he aint nothing but a boy trying to be a hardcore gangster. he tried selling drugs but failed at that too cuz he started smoking his product. his dick is kicked n i would run away from the disgusting excuse of a man. he had a great girlfriend til he abused her giving her black eyes by headbutting her in the face because he didnt get what he wanted. hes a pig n i hope his drd dick falls off.. what goof! he thinks hes so big an bad taking steriods his small dick is gonna disappear.. wonder what will happen to his nut lol he only has one left .. part bitch maybe? im kinda thinkin so



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Surreys Raunchiest Mother

May 7, 2013 Surrey 1 9,398 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well nik, this is ALLISON PROCTOR also known as ALLISON DAVIS, shes a 25 year old single mother of 3 kids which were taken from her custody. She purposely had her kids taken away because its easier for her to sleep all day, drink all day, or sleep with numerous men daily without them interrupting. Her kids are 7, 6, and 4 and they sit in foster care just waiting for the day their poor mom decides to get off her ass and bail them out of there. Her kids dad is RUPINDER JIT SOOCH, a local HER**N ADDICT and CR*CK USER who is currently incarcerated for shoplifting at superstore (LMAO) She openly admitted to her friends that she had caught “rupi” as she calls him smoking crck in her house/basement on numerous occasions, I MEAN HONESTLY NICK! WHO LETS CRACKHEADS IN THEIR HOUSE, LET ALONE AROUND SMALL CHILDREN! She drives around Surrey in her run down vehicle looking for young men who will sleep with her, she tells them she doesnt have kids or says she only has 1 kid so that they will actually be interested in her! She has a new guy every 2 weeks it seems, brown guys, white guys, black guys, spanish guys and the worst part is shes so desperate that she will a act like shes too drunk to drive so whichever guy shes with will actually stay with her!!!she started dating a 16 year old boy! She was even so desperate She lives in a disgusting small basement with her dad (note shes 25) with literally 10 cats, 3 rabbits , 2 dogs, birds and god knows what else! Her house is literally covered in animal piss/shit. Shes with a new guy every 2 weeks beause they all finally find out how psycho she is. When she had her kids in her custody she couldnt even get up in the morning to take them to school, what does that say about a mother? She also turned the locks around on her kids doors so that when needed she could lock them inside!! straight child abuser/neglecter right here!!!!

Her life savings is that gucci hat and scarf.  I decided.- nik



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Pook City Liam Wise

April 24, 2013 Surrey 7 6,928 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, get a load of this junkie piece of sh*t Liam Wise. Currently residing in South Surrey (Go figure) living with his mommy this goof thinks he’s all that. Robbed a chick and then threatened her with mace(so hard right?), fresh out of rehab and still a low life bucket b*tch. I’d keep an eye out for this winner ladies and gentleman you never know you could be next. It also seems like he’s trying to compensate for something he is lacking for probably in a lot of departments (brains, junk, friends) You can find him hanging out with all the loser skid row wanna be thugs of Slurrey thinking they are hard but in reality are nothing but a bunch of DRD riddled drug addicts. The dog house is coming for you punk, WOOF.

Anyone with a video game collection as extensive as his does not get laid..  Fact.- nik



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Leanne’s Ratchet

April 11, 2013 Surrey 37 7,509 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this ratchet ass hoe is called Leanne Nacionales, but she answers to “slut”. I used to be friends with her dumb ass but after she fcked me over (and fcked my man) I have decided I’m done having this cow’s back! Funny thing is she’s probably wondering who this could be seeing as she likes to fck her friends men! (I’m dumb for thinking I wouldnt be next, I know)Leanne likes to abuse drugs and drink like a fish. How does she support her lifestyle? By living with her parents and pawning her kids off to them while she goes and gets loaded at the local watering hole. She also does sidejobs for cash…blowjobs, handjobs, you name it, she’ll do it for a price! Look her up on craigslist. If she wasn’t 300 lbs she’d be a portapotty, but we all know when men are paying that kinda money they want the real deal! Leanne is nothing but a cm dumpster. She is a horrible person, a horrible friend, mother, child and partner and deserves to be exposed for the monster she truly is! I honestly hope her nasty salmon-twat get thrown in a mental institution where she belongs, she is a menace to society! Leanne you have screwed over enough people that I can’t wait to trade stories with everyone else… Better start thinking long and hard Leanne your stank ass dirty laundry is out bitch! Next time, rethink fucking someone elses man. You two can have each other!

Although she may have the enthusiasm noodles are seldom chosen as potties.- nik



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