Saturday 25th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Leanne’s Ratchet

April 11, 2013 Surrey 44 7,529 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this ratchet ass hoe is called Leanne Nacionales, but she answers to “slut”. I used to be friends with her dumb ass but after she fcked me over (and fcked my man) I have decided I’m done having this cow’s back! Funny thing is she’s probably wondering who this could be seeing as she likes to fck her friends men! (I’m dumb for thinking I wouldnt be next, I know)Leanne likes to abuse drugs and drink like a fish. How does she support her lifestyle? By living with her parents and pawning her kids off to them while she goes and gets loaded at the local watering hole. She also does sidejobs for cash…blowjobs, handjobs, you name it, she’ll do it for a price! Look her up on craigslist. If she wasn’t 300 lbs she’d be a portapotty, but we all know when men are paying that kinda money they want the real deal! Leanne is nothing but a cm dumpster. She is a horrible person, a horrible friend, mother, child and partner and deserves to be exposed for the monster she truly is! I honestly hope her nasty salmon-twat get thrown in a mental institution where she belongs, she is a menace to society! Leanne you have screwed over enough people that I can’t wait to trade stories with everyone else… Better start thinking long and hard Leanne your stank ass dirty laundry is out bitch! Next time, rethink fucking someone elses man. You two can have each other!

Although she may have the enthusiasm noodles are seldom chosen as potties.- nik



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Biplor Mom

April 4, 2013 Surrey 134 9,934 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Kristen Jones. Surreys Finest Biplor mom. this twit has no intentions of being a mother atall. she spends all day on her cell phone with her gangster boyfriend who doesnt live with her only comes over for a booty call. while he goes back home to his wife an kids. news flash sweatheart if he has a 16 year old. an a wifey at home. it means your just a booty call on the side. who would want to be with someone who sits at home all day smokin dope an being neglectant towards her kids. not to mention the methadone she takes an sells every day . dress your children an pay attention to your oldest. shes not fat like you say . an she sure does need a role modle nick not a distaster would you call your child fat an discusting? her child rips out her hair because her mom backhands her in the face for not tidying up. All that i know is that she needs to pull up her pants because her stretch marks hang out over top of her narly tattoo on her back . You need a makeover an your teeth done you look like a hillbilly hunni. This sloot things shes tough. cause she yells an screams like a psychotic person in front of her two year old . chacing people with brooms an leaving your kid in the middle of the road for this. take care of your KIDS jessus

At least she drives a van…- nik



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Confirming Suspicion On Byron Leigh Scott

April 4, 2013 Surrey, Vancouver 12 9,140 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for this Surrey boy, transiting to each of his five girlfriends has never been a big deal, but this isn’t just a call-out for the girls to watch out, heads up boys, Byron Leigh Scott goes both ways. Through crocodile tears, this cheating bastard manipulated his way through funded vegas trips, cuba tickets, and needless to say, thousands of dollars were spent on this uneducated worthless individual with sorry stories and lies. Somehow knowing he was gang raped UP THE ASS by several men still doesn’t it make up for knowing the tally keeps rising, 10+ girlfriends he’s played in recent months.  Click here to read the rest of the story.

This guy gets chicks?- nik



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Dirty Pedo Moving to Surrey

April 1, 2013 Abbotsford, Surrey 21 6,590 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is a high profile pedo scumbag his name is Jeffrey Goddard that the province newspaper (Vancouver) Posted on facebook today heres what the province posted about him. PUBLIC WARNING: High-risk sex offender Jeffrey Goddard is planning on moving to Surrey. The child predator, who is originally from Abbotsford, has a pattern of sexually offending against both boys and girls: [Read more here]

Good looking out.- nik



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Fleetwood Pook

March 27, 2013 Surrey 13 9,697 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nikki, let me introduce to you Brendan fraser aka fleetwoods biggest pook. He uses people for their weed and smokes because hes to lazy to get a job. Hes turning 19 years old, hasn’t graduated doesn’t work and mooches around all day. Him and his butt buddy sean. he pretends he can fight but pussys out at the last minute. he uses mace and batons thinking hes tough shit but yet whoever he trys to “mess up” makes him look like a little b***h. He smells because he never goes home and showers so he can jus mooch around. every girl he has slept with says hes horrible in bed and hes no bigger then tinker bells finger. this Fleetwood pook needs to get checked out for herpes and needs a wake up call to reality and not depend on his mom to wipe his ass anymore.

Looks like a joke but he slept there that night.- nik



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Shayla Singh

March 1, 2013 Surrey 357 9,795 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this whore right here is the biggest slut you will ever meet. Thinks she runs ND and all the guys what her.. She constantly macks on any living thing no matter what the outcome. She thinks shes a hardcore partier and that everyone likes her, truth is that chicks hate her and all the boys thinks she’s to dirty to be done cause she has been done to many times. Shayal will fuk you over for a guy in a heart beat. She even will give you a little something extra if you ask her nice enough. This shady two faced biotch needs to be put into place and realize that everyone knows she’s a slooot forever and always. RIP to the little girl I used to know, and suck my d*** to the whore I see around in the halls noww

Who’d ya let scribble on your arm.- nik



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