THE DIRTY ARMY: Last week I was in Surrey at a bar, and guess who I stumbled across? One of the most notorious dirty prostitutes Nikki Csada. Long time no hear from her right? Well after 20 minutes of chatting this girl up knowing who she was, I offered her 150$ to come back to my car. She JOYFULLY accepted and asked if she could have a bump. I didn’t actually think she would accept, this was seriously just a test like I\’m gonna pay this lanky dumb whore 150$ to fuck? I honestly didn’t think she’d say yes. As she insisted we leave being all shady and shit, we were walking to my car (me not knowing how to ditch this slut without me being super awkward as if I cared.) I seriously opened my door and as she was pulling on the door handle to hop in the passenger seat I bounced. (I will not be heading to any bar in Surrey for a LONG time.) Now the funniest part is, well in the bar she told me she didn’t have a phone nor did she have a facebook well my friend came across this defected slut today. NO DIFFERENT FROM THE PAST. This girl has crackhead ghetto ass boyfriend. That forehead though.