THE DIRTY ARMY: First off this guy thinks he is gods gift to earth. He is egotistical and thinks because he has a big dick hes great in bed. NEWSFLASH – You’re a terrible lay and he really needs to quit with pressuring girls to have sex with him. You will get an instant bladder infection once you sleep with him, even though he showers twice a day apparently he doesn’t know how to clean his pecker. He’s your best friend to your face but once you leave you’re his hot topic to talk about. But don’t let his tough exterior fool you — if he finds out people are talking shit about him he goes crying to his mommy!