Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Surrey Sloot Jenna Bissoondatt

January 22, 2013 Surrey 86 9,750 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is one of surreys biggest sloots jenna bissoondatt. this raunchy sloot has banged half of surrey and had about 3 abortions already. you can find her downtown every weekend looking for some free drinks and a dick to go home with. Her bf harry lakhan is a bigger loser than her and thinks hes hot shit in surrey. He told one of my girl frends how jenna has a loose smelly p*ssy while tryna get in her pants at sharks lolz. even better jenna fuked harrys frend paul bains behind his back. now every1 just laughs at him for taking her back. typical surrey dipper couple for ya. and everyone knows about jenna taking two white boys home and fckin them after waiting for harry to leave the bar. They both need to figure out not to get involved in other peoples business. Nik this sloot needs to be put on blast. Whatdya think?

You can only shake your head at that BJ.- nik



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Pinky’s Still Got It

January 17, 2013 Surrey 73 8,099 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This creep has been posted 3 other times but new things have come up that need to be talked about. Myself and a few other concerned people are continually posting this until something is done about this guy. I have known him and his ex for years, and their kids. I am still very good friends with Ian but don’t talk to the ex much. Pinky is living mainly in Victoria in scuzzy hotels. Occasionally he decides to surface in Surrey though which sucks! He hangs out with young people that like to party with him. He is one of those people that can’t keep a house or job; this is why he lives in hotels and sells drugs to get by. He spends most of his day sleeping and the rest drinking at bars. He is such a loser that he couldn’t even keep his dog, or his children. His children are still safe and away from him, thank god!! He has a trial next month for drug possession/trafficking and he should be going to jail because they have a lot of evidence. He seems to think that he will get away with it and then get his kids back but he won’t. It’s sad to see the people that support this asshole. I only speak to him for kicks but really can’t stand his ass. He has this Bev lady that says that she will write letters even for the guy to get his kids back. Funny things is that she has never met those kids, and she has no idea the REAL reason that they are taken away from him; just the bullshit he has made up. Just because he is good with someone’s kids for a few hours in between drug calls does not mean that he is a good dad! The best part is that the people that are sticking up for him are either drug addicts themselves or are just willing to put their kids around a drug dealer without hesitation. Either way YOU ARE NOT A CREDIBLE PERSON IN THE COURTS EYES! Too bad that all these losers, including Ian, are worried about is getting back at his ex (cause it is clearly not about what the kids want). No one that he knows is actually worried about those kids and what THEY want. Did you ever think to stop and wonder why the courts would say that he couldn’t see them EVER, take away ALL his rights, and put a restraining order on him??? But ya, without knowing the whole story we will try our hardest to get Ian his kids back (not his). Some people need to butt out and realize that something like this should be dealt with by professionals, who know and love those kids, and not strangers that think that a drug dealing homeless man should get to see his kids whenever he wants too. Anyway besides this nothing else has changed. He is still dealing drugs, smoking drugs, drinking his face off, and couch surfing. Still can’t see his kids, doesn’t have a job, and can’t even have a “grownup” relationship. He still dates youngins that he can take advantage of; never anyone over 25 that might have half a brain. Anyone that has known him long knows that he had 10 years to get his shit together and he couldn’t do it. Why would he now??? Although his family is still as naive as shit and still stands up for the loser, I know them too, so I guess you are not all stupid; just being taken advantage of by a mentally deranged person. MANIPULATOR!! Kendale, good for you for leaving his sorry ass. Tamara RUN!!

If he hasn’t gotten a wake-up call by now I don’t think he ever will.- nik



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Phillisede Sparkle

January 14, 2013 Dirty Craigslist, Surrey 5 9,244 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Phillisede Sparkle or Foureyes w/e her facebook name is. This girl right here is an absolute whore she begs for attention through social media sites especially facebook pretending to be someone she isnt pretending shes black and she can sing and rap and shes a gangsta from da “hood”. She has sex for $$$ and uses the net to promote her disgusting trifling ways.S (he uses guyz to smoke weed and to drink and then fucc them (POSERS)Sh’s an extreme racist and that’s just to say the least. If your not native this girl is extremely racist towards you and is a very fake person overall. She doesnt like brown people one bit and continues to think this is her country and brown ppl can get outta here lol , its obvious this girl has serious mental issues aswell. Yo Nik Whcu think?

Accept your noodle, stop taking it out on others.- nik



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The Sharing Circle

January 14, 2013 Surrey, Westside-AZ 41 6,780 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Miranda Chartier, Alyssa Chartier,Loretta Chartier, Fat mandy,Fist Melissa, all these girls share all the same guys goes from one girl to the next, there on here because I wanted to warn girls, to keep there men locked up they might spread there legs I heard the fish lips on there faces are smaller then there other lips, they spread more then just there legs, the sharing circle, doesn’t care what they share .. they use fake I’D's from girls there jello of and jump them because there smaller then all these Fat hookers, sleep with any mark in the bar get fisted, and don’t take care of there kids, there kids don’t need to see the shit they do and bring home,. the Dirty **rd street girls,.

That guy looks like quite the catch (free hamburgers!!).  Good job ladies.- nik



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Stephanie The Pig

January 8, 2013 Surrey 70 8,836 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Stephanie Crosson of Surrey/Whalley. She’s morbidly obese as you can see, but thinks there’s nothing wrong with her. Her “boyfriend” is an immigrant with poor English skills that cheats on her all the time with thin, blonde girls, and looks like porky the pig and sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger. This piggish beast’s mom d**d on her when she was a kid so she was adopted by family and uses it to make people feel sorry for her. Lucky lady didn’t have to stick around to see what her daughter’s become: An obese slug that sits on her ass at Telus all day answering phones and ordering in fast food.

Chubby fingers must make it hard to apply make-up.  Her lipstick is ‘in around her mouth’.- nik



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Ryan Grewal, Surrey Goof

January 2, 2013 Surrey, Vancouver 137 6,203 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Ryan Grewal. Stupidest nigger to be alive. hate his lil bitch ass. from his pictures you can see how he thinks he is all THUG LIFE. I used to be one of his homeboys till I realized all this guy ever called me a bro was for so I could buy his broke ass liqour and his weed for him. He has to ask his parents for money to go get a hair cut cause all he does is sit on facebook all day long, rather than grinding himself!

Don’t try and look gangster while tending a convenience store.  Ya goof.- nik



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