Thursday 20th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Phillisede Sparkle

January 14, 2013 Dirty Craigslist, Surrey 5 9,245 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Phillisede Sparkle or Foureyes w/e her facebook name is. This girl right here is an absolute whore she begs for attention through social media sites especially facebook pretending to be someone she isnt pretending shes black and she can sing and rap and shes a gangsta from da “hood”. She has sex for $$$ and uses the net to promote her disgusting trifling ways.S (he uses guyz to smoke weed and to drink and then fucc them (POSERS)Sh’s an extreme racist and that’s just to say the least. If your not native this girl is extremely racist towards you and is a very fake person overall. She doesnt like brown people one bit and continues to think this is her country and brown ppl can get outta here lol , its obvious this girl has serious mental issues aswell. Yo Nik Whcu think?

Accept your noodle, stop taking it out on others.- nik



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The Sharing Circle

January 14, 2013 Surrey, Westside-AZ 45 6,789 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Miranda Chartier, Alyssa Chartier,Loretta Chartier, Fat mandy,Fist Melissa, all these girls share all the same guys goes from one girl to the next, there on here because I wanted to warn girls, to keep there men locked up they might spread there legs I heard the fish lips on there faces are smaller then there other lips, they spread more then just there legs, the sharing circle, doesn’t care what they share .. they use fake I’D's from girls there jello of and jump them because there smaller then all these Fat hookers, sleep with any mark in the bar get fisted, and don’t take care of there kids, there kids don’t need to see the shit they do and bring home,. the Dirty **rd street girls,.

That guy looks like quite the catch (free hamburgers!!).  Good job ladies.- nik



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Stephanie The Pig

January 8, 2013 Surrey 70 8,854 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Stephanie Crosson of Surrey/Whalley. She’s morbidly obese as you can see, but thinks there’s nothing wrong with her. Her “boyfriend” is an immigrant with poor English skills that cheats on her all the time with thin, blonde girls, and looks like porky the pig and sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger. This piggish beast’s mom d**d on her when she was a kid so she was adopted by family and uses it to make people feel sorry for her. Lucky lady didn’t have to stick around to see what her daughter’s become: An obese slug that sits on her ass at Telus all day answering phones and ordering in fast food.

Chubby fingers must make it hard to apply make-up.  Her lipstick is ‘in around her mouth’.- nik



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Ryan Grewal, Surrey Goof

January 2, 2013 Surrey, Vancouver 142 6,244 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Ryan Grewal. Stupidest nigger to be alive. hate his lil bitch ass. from his pictures you can see how he thinks he is all THUG LIFE. I used to be one of his homeboys till I realized all this guy ever called me a bro was for so I could buy his broke ass liqour and his weed for him. He has to ask his parents for money to go get a hair cut cause all he does is sit on facebook all day long, rather than grinding himself!

Don’t try and look gangster while tending a convenience store.  Ya goof.- nik



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Gene Simmons Has No Respect For Shannon Tweed Simmons

January 2, 2013 Surrey, The Dirty, Vancouver 217 61,042 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this here is Lauren Balbirnie from Surrey BC. She’s been dating the same guy for a couple years but he doesn’t know what she’s been up to. She’s loves old rich guys and has been know to be all over every older gentleman she spots at bars. And especially if they’re famous in any sort of way. Her biggest win was with Gene Simmons as she gave him a lapdance, made out with him in front of everyone and disappeared into the bathroom for several minutes with him. But this ratchet on blast.

Gene what are you doing? It’s okay to be loyal to your family. Poor Shannon.- nik



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Wannabe Dyke-Barbie Sloot

December 31, 2012 Surrey, Vancouver 99 6,607 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t usually find it necessary to call other people out, especially on the internet. I kind of have a “let everyone do what makes them happy. If it bothers you, ignore it” kind of attitude. That being said, this bitch takes it way too far and I’m sure I’m not the only one starting to get annoyed. This is Tabitha Pearl Ferrante-Davenport. Vancouver based “living Barbie” and pageant bimbo. This dumb bitch likes to parade around like she’s the hottest shit in town, when any sane person knows she looks like a little plastic troll. For years she was claiming to be a lesbian, though that was probably just for attention and so she could get away with flirting with any guy (taken or not), getting compliments but not having to put out. This skank is a a shady bitch, webcamming for taken men and then claiming that “it’s okay, I’m gay, I’m not trying anything.” Yes, believable. What makes that even less believable is the fact that after all this time claiming you are a lesbian, and how boys “gross you out” you had some roid monkey Surrey trash boyfriend. That adds up, doesn’t it? But now she’s back with a woman again, as far as I can tell. Some butch dyke she used to date but broke up with and slandered for weeks and weeks afterwards. Now, even then, I would think about letting that slide. Some people are unhappy with themselves and need the constant attention of others. I get it. But her ego is out of control. Anyone who tries to give even a friendly criticism gets shot down, called out and attacked. She thinks that anyone with a differing opinion is “just jealous of her”. News flash, cnt. No one is jealous of you. Everyone thinks you are pathetic, and we keep you around because you’re a freak show. You’re like a car crash. We’re not staring because you’re beautiful, we’re staring because you’re a fcking freak. To top it all off, she’s usually in and out of the hospital for bulimia and anorexia. I guess she’s not so sound on herself after all. She knows she’s an ugly bitch, the ego is defense. I guess that’s what happens when your mom, the one who raised you, is an old used up escort (true story, her mom is actually a prostitute) and daddy was never there. Nik, I’ve had it with this narcissistic, egotistical, fucking freak show. Put her on blast.

Pasteling yourself was cool in the 90′s, time to advance your photoshop skills.- nik



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