THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is not a hate post, just sharing some hilarious stories about this serious sloot Amanda Morris. Amanda has been seen f**king a random dude on the front porch of a house party. The guy finished and left her sprawled on the front porch. He went inside and bragged about this sloot who would probably let anyone f**k her, so another guy took him up on this and proceeded to boink her for the second time that night on the same front porch. The funniest story though is that of her having sex with a random guy in a parking lot around Surrey’s dirty club the Mirage. This dude ditched her in a nearby McDix but to his dismay he got brought back to the same after party as her. She was so excited to see him with her bloody knees and all! How do you get bloody knees, well f**king in the street of course! Stay classy Amanda!

That’s fresh rug burn.  I bet she’s panty-less in this pic as well.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I got some dirt for you her name is Maria Christina. This nasty chug from Surrey likes to chomp on girls pussies on the downlow. This sl*t has 3 kids NIK !!! 3 !!! And she doesn’t take care of them, because she busy eating out at Mcd*cks and getting trained by Spanish guys. She always thinks every single picture of herself is so hot, but she’s a half fat whale half fat Donkey, and her make up is sooo custy everytime i see her she looks like crusty the clown and her fake *ss eye lashes are always falling off hahaha. Right now her kids new step dad is a fucking white crack head who has no teeth, i know she tells her children “when mommy has a new boyfriend.”you ask ? Are you my new daddy!?” As you can see she takes pictures with 30 yr olds & dirty native chugs, and shes always doing those gross fishy lips but thats all she gots since her yellow teeth breaks mirrors. Oh yea nik here’s another thing her idiol is BOMBA, clearly they both put to much make up on and PHOTOSHOP all they’re photos because they both look like they have down syndrome. STOP MAKING FACEBOOK DRAMA!!!!

Her face changes in every picture, I wonder what it really looks like.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Scotty “Blackcomb” Nelson. Biggest Gak head in all of BC. He’s behind the dead music label “Dro City Records”. These fools just sit at home all day, do lines, shoot up and drink to their “accomplishments”. Not only does their music stink, it has no lyrical talent. They throw words together almost like Lil Wayne does in his music videos. Scotty thinks hes gods gift to the world. Him and his buddies keep throwing up bloods like as if their in some black gang, even though their all whiter than white out! I keep seeing them all over Metrotown like they run the joint, I also see them driving around Surrey, they live in the rich part of town, but the only way they can afford it is their living in a 4 bedroom, but scotty shares his bedroom with one of his homies, livin the life eh scotty? Nik, help me put them him on blast. He’s 28 and still thinks hes a 15 year old boy! Time to grow up Scott!

I bet they’ve never had a chick at one of their house parties.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you will love this one! You cant get more Surrey girl than her. Tara Lee lives in Guildford BC. Shes 22 and has a 2year old son that she got pregnant on purpose with and she had only been with the dad for a couple weeks when she got pregnant. she is pure trash. Sleeps with anything that walks. Shes a fat ugly sloot who needs to be sent back to the junk yard. She parties all the time leaving her son with whoever will take him. Who knows what drugs shes on. After all child protective services have been called multiple times to take her kid away from her for being an unfit parent. She doesnt even have a home for her kid shes always couch hopping. Shes nothing more than a dirty welfare wh*re. Shes going no where fast. Just thought of her makes me gag.

I don’t feel bad for people who are going no where in life.- nik