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Paris Hilton Can’t Handle Reality, Bans News Channel

Posted in Hollywood, Sydney, The Dirty

Paris Hilton Can't Handle Reality, Bans News Channel

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, her fame is deteriorating by the day and she can’t even handle reality. She banned a news channel over a question on fame!  Who exactly? Paris Hilton! What exactly? A delusional, narcissistic sloot who is pushing 32! When? Now and then! Where? Australia! Why? Who knows, who cares! In July of last year (2011) she walked out of an interview with ABC when asked if she feels like a has-been. She was so pissed with the reporter that she complained of the footage being used. She really seemed to sweep that under the rug until recently. Now, 9 months later, she’s at it again! In a recent interview with Channel 7 news in Australia she was asked if she worried about her fame passing away for good, and she wasn’t happy about it either. Paris and her camp then threatened to ban the channel from interviewing Paris ever again if they aired the question. They aired the question. Paris is loved by many, but if she can’t even acknowledge the truth, she is seriously delusional.

Paris doesn’t need fame, she has money. Paris Hilton needs to move onto the next chapter in her life… have a baby and get a real husband. Chasing delusions only gets you killed.- nik

Can I Change This Girl Who Loves To Party

Posted in Sydney, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl thinks shes all that always partying and starting trouble.  I wanna date her but don’t know how to calm her down what should I do? I really really like her?

Take her implants away. Girls minus +2′s rather settle down in life. You will have to bank on her eyes for sexual stimulation.- nik

Watch Out For This Man In Montreal

Posted in Montreal, Sydney

Watch out for this man in Montreal!

Watch out for this man in Montreal!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would like to warn women in the Montreal area about a truly disgusting man. His name is Mike Bobyn. He is recently out of rehab, but everyone knows he’ll fail at sobriety soon enough. The reason I am posting this jerk is because he is a misogynistic son of a b*tch who enjoys beating on women. He’s moving to Australia soon, and is trying to screw as many dirty whores as possible. These girls aren’t actually all wh*res, that’s just what he calls them when he’s done with them, and he does it publicly so watch out women! He has a very nice personality, which is what fools everyone, but he is a truly frightening violent prick. Please put this guy on blast Nik.

Heads up for this Dbag DirtyOZ.  His hair will be much thinner when you see him.- nik

Why’s It Always A Teacher

Posted in Manhattan, Sydney, The Dirty, Washington DC

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why is it always a teacher whose involved in all these sex scandals. Obama’s secret austrailian girlfriend from back in the day was, you guessed it, A TEACHER!!!  Genevieve Cook an Australian teacher was referred to in Obama’s biography as the woman in New York that he loved.  So, I’m excited to see what dirt is gunna turn up in this tell all book that she’s coming out with.  Think this will be a career ender? or are we as a nation to stupid to care about whats going on and pay attention to anything on the news-with #’s at an all time low. Wake Up Nation!!

Obama and his camp need to stop worrying about the Gays and focus on our First Amendment rights. The court system is so corrupt, they are killing our countries constitution.- nik

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Aussie Girl Rapper Iggy Azalea

Posted in Atlanta, Hollywood, Sydney, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik what do you think of Australian white female rapper Iggy Azalea? Not going to ask would you but on a scale of 1 to 10? What if she got that pinocchio nose fixed? Also do you think she is talented or just sleeping with T.I.? (since that’s who signed her).

Supposedly this chick is the next Lady GaGa, a big nose who is going to be madly famous.- nik

30 Bananas Per Day

Posted in Sydney

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this girl is on youtube and is a long time vegan that eats up to 50 bananas a day! LITERALLY she has videos on youtube of her doing it. She is a youtube fitness celeb in Australia. WTF?!

It looks like she is wear a Nani Bikini top… love those.- nik

Please Stop

Posted in Sydney, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: aye niko love the site.  I gota problem with all these wads that are only wearing thier boxer briefs around.  Being able to see a guys bulge is worse then being able to see his tits.  I saw one of these c*nts running around DCM the other weekend, its out of control.  Anywho, here some fairy I know whose keeping this trend alive.  for shame anthony berezanky.

This is the new cool trend for straight guys in DirtyOZ.- nik

Kangaroid Arrested For Stabbing In Thailand

Posted in Kangaroid, Sydney, Thailand, The Dirty

Kangaroid arrested for stabbing in Thailand

Kangaroid arrested for stabbing in Thailand

Kangaroid arrested for stabbing in Thailand

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kangaroid was arrested for stabbing a Canadian English teacher at South Pattaya beach road. After the stabbing he ran off and hid in his rented room. He claimed that it was revenge because the victim and his friends had insulted him. The the police charged Mr. Ward Timothy John with assault, causing bodily harm. This huge douche has to use a knife? This one says he stabbed the guy and has a pic of the guy showing his stab wound.  Click here to read full article.

I love how Kangaroid always refuses to let go of his purse.- nik

Did You Expect An Heiress To An Ice Cream Chain To Be Skinny

Posted in Sydney, The Dirty

Shamu Duckface

Shamu Duckface

Shamu Duckface

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kim A is notorious for squeezing into slooty costumes and clothes and getting completely hammered and trying to make out with anything with a pulse (male or female) and will give it away to anyone or anything. She’s a fat spoiled heiress to an ice cream chain (obviously why she’s so huge) and is the most annoying person you’ll ever meet. For some reason thinks she’s the sh*t and doesn’t understand that she’s fat and shouldn’t be seen outside. Is always pulling the duckface and is slathered in fake tan that crusts off her nasty boobs. She also “studied” hair and makeup because she’s too stupid to do anything else, and can be sk*nking it up around Sydney Australia with her friends that look like dogs.

Kim, eating the product takes away from the revenues. Business 101.- nik

This “Have You Seen Molly” Movement Amazes Me

Posted in Las Vegas, Miami, Sydney, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, from LA to Miami to Australia there is the biggest “Have You Seen Molly” movement going up.  Its insane because everyone knows what it means.  Mollys are without the number 1 club drugs these days and everyone is just rolling their balls off.  What surprises me is that these clubs are just blatingly promoting this stuff.   When a club promotes this, all I think is… dope, I can go there and find a molly within minutes and have a great night and get my roll on.  Nik, you are huge in the nightlife industry and I know you hate drugs (I’ve tried giving you blow and molly, but every time you pointed to JV and say, “I don’t do drugs but he does.”).  Do you feel they are just mocking all the cops and rules and regulations of a nightclub?  Or am I thinking to much into this?

This is worse than Kony 2012. Plus, she looks nothing like that. Cops are going after the wrong chick… Molly is Black.- nik