Saturday 18th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

More Tattoos For Clown Under

May 13, 2013 Clown Under, Sydney 2 8,826 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: I got some bad news Nik… according to Clown Under’s instagram she is in the process of adding even more tattoos. What is wrong with this girl?  She takes your advice to go blonde and then spites it by adding more tattoos?

Trash.- nik



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I Knew Clown Under Wasn’t Perfect

May 11, 2013 Clown Under, Sydney, The Dirty 65 87,916 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I knew Clown Under was not perfect.  I have totally been in love with her, even though she has that stupid tattoo.  She is beautiful and just something about her drives me crazy.  Anyway, she posted this pictures of her backside and the girl has no butt… She never posts pictures of her butt and its very clear to see why.  My feelings have been hurt.

Her butt is fine. Clown Under you don’t need to inject… that is an American fad at the moment.- nik



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Kangaroids Junior

May 7, 2013 Sydney, The Dirty 110 83,347 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I couldn’t help but make my day the other day reading about Bonnie and Clyde I found some interesting before and after pics on Clyde.  They are quite amusing its amazing what steroids and tattoos can do to a man. We are always giving these silly girls with +2′s dirt on here I think it’s time we start doing both.  This is quite a transformation, what do you think.

Don’t the tears mean he has killed two people?- nik

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Sydney’s Bonnie And Clyde



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Another Possible DC From Down Under

May 7, 2013 Sydney 2 6,099 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, you know the Ritchie twins in Sydney that we still have yet to give DC names to.  Well, this is their friend and it totally looks like a triplet to me.  She is always on IG posting raunchy ass pictures and it is very clear that she loves the attention.  Wanted to get your opinion on her.

I want to call her Moles.- nik



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Clown Under Is Going Blonde

May 3, 2013 Clown Under, Sydney, The Dirty 42 90,376 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it looks like Clown Under is going blonde (with extensions)…what do you think of the change? I think it’s a step in the right direction (good god that sleeve looks terrible).  On the brighter side of things, summertime in Australia is done, so I think CU will be wearing long sleeves for the next few months.

If Clown Under can’t laser away those tats, she should really think about amputation.- nik



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Guess What Color Crayon Jessica Cribbon Loves To Draw With

May 2, 2013 Sydney, The Dirty 23 85,872 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, every black guy I know is obsessed with Jessica Cribbon. Well don’t let the purple top fool you. She’s not into black guys at all. Jessica just plays the game with athletes to get attention on social networks to attract followers. So all you dumb american athletes who think you have a chance with her are idiots. She likes skinny white guys from OZ.

I see implant scares on her +2′s. Do they not know how to use photoshop in Australia?- nik



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