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Potential New Dirty Celeb From Down Under Ky Lee

December 19, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 74


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ky Lee.  Super hot girl from down under.  Since Clown Under is no longer relevant and sucks at life, we need someone new to represent from our country.  So I sending in an application for Ky Lee.  Thoughts?

More applications from DirtyOz please. What is the story on Rocky 4?- nik

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Sydney Is Like VanDirty

December 17, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 55


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whats up with girls showing off the stuff their drugdealer boyfriends buy them? Guess Australia is just like Vancouver, Asian girls dating tatted up drug dealers for purses and vacations. What do these women do anyways other than shopping?

VanDirty > Sydney when it comes to hot Asians.- nik

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Jade elle Newman

December 15, 2014 Melbourne, Sydney 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: ive had issues with her stalking me for 1 of her weird stalker friends, very strange girl, but she escorts & has very hairy nipples ive heard, she was born with testicles but had them removed.

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Sydney Hostage: 2 Killed, 3 Injured In Lindt Cafe at Martin Place After Police Storm Cafe

December 15, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 78

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how crazy was this hostage situation that went down? Early Tuesday morning the 16 hour stand off ended with an Iranian-born gunman who had held hostages dying.  I just wanted to inform your American audience, that terrorism happens all over the world, not just in America.

10 days until Christmas…can’t we all just get along.- nik

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Clown Under’s Butt

November 24, 2014 Clown Under, Sydney, The Dirty 36


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I wonder if Clown Under has been injecting as her ass is looking more perky then usual, this must be her favorite position, but how do you do this when your man is in jail?

The butt looks real to me. Good morning Greg.- nik

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New Dirty-Oz Nanny

November 23, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 19


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA strong. I think I’ve found a replacement for Clown Under – no tats, and still has a few years left in her because she’s only 22. 2 main drawbacks – she has a kid and the real, post-baby rack… but that is easily fixable.

The nose needs work. Looking for a Nanny, not a bird. Who is her friend in the middle? She looks like a better caregiver.- nik

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Clown Under’s New Man

November 14, 2014 Clown Under, Sydney, The Dirty 86


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I got details for you guys about Clown Under and her new man.  She met her new man while visiting her Ex fiancé in jail. How romantic is that?  If that is not fate, I don’t know what is.  I just hope this poor guys understands once she takes all of his money, then she will move onto the next guy… like she has been doing for years.

Clown Under is starting to age rapidly.- nik

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What Kind Of Animal Is This Beast

November 7, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 76


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was on Instagram on my explore page the other day and came across this beast. A real Aussie beaut, big game possibly a 180 pounder. Gonna try and take her down, her name is Monica Foley – what do you think? -Big Game Hunter.

Your numbers are off. She looks around 168. I see 43 pounds of breast meat.- nik

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