Cactus Shadows High School Vice President Knows How To Party
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Cactus Shadows High S...
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is a cougar pup cross, often found prowling around Kings Cross. Maria seen on the far right of her xxx co stars. Only one of them made it the full distance that night and can be seen below after a bit of late night munchies. Nik – mate, would ya?
Answer: no. old and beat, they have vulture faces…also looks like they had to hire an escort, why’s he dressed like that?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, If this chick doesn’t do it for you it has to be close to the brunette yes…she is banging! She is also Australian so she has that accent as well! Her name is Krystal…so here it is…would you?
Answer: Yes, knowing me and my weakness for accents I would probably try to please her at least five times before my Greg stabs her guts. I figure the happier she is then she wouldn’t feel weirded out when I choke her and pull her hair. Baby steps to the good stuff.


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Poodle here is Jacinta C, obviously her idol is Lady Greg Gaga. Pls put her on blast.. she need to learn that she’s just another troll running around the clubs with her troll friends. She claims to never go out, for she thinks it is useless etc etc. But that is all she ever does from her photos is to go out and get wasted. She b*tches around everyone to anyone, claims to be so REAL… but that really is the last thing about her. Everything about her is fake. hair (poodle extensions), bottle blonde (but she changes her hair like every 1… hence the straw like hair) The funniest of all tho, was when her best friend told me that Poodles ex-bf would even have sex with her unless it was in the dark and doggy style. What girl with any respect with agree with that?
They really do look like animals in Australia.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first off I love your site, it distracts me from my actual job everyday! Anyhow this is Paige. She is a model over in Australia. She used to date this guy I know and I think she’s just beautiful. And since you are trying to find a hot brunette I thought I should run her by you. So I gotta ask, Would you? I would.
Answer: No, her head is too big for her body and I would never stick it in an Australian brunette? She would need to be blonde or that defeats the Aussie purpose.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, K-D. From Gold coast Australia. Popular girl in School. Pretty. Rich. Living the Life. Fun and shes Feisty. Greek (i think) . Yeah, she would need +2’s.. but if its too big… would look kinda out of proportion. nik… thank you for thedirty. u r a legend!
Answer: No, her hips are massive and her nose looks like an elephant stepped on it.


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, KangaRoids is going NUTS literally since he bought a condo in BangCOCK. What the hell is he thinking, he is def addicted to the scent.
KangaRoids please don’t tell me you think that is a chick!!!! Dude, are you that retarded.- nik

EMAIL from FROG: I was told to check your site recently by a friend and I was very pleased to see that you are still losing ground on the internet and gaining enemies all over the world. I see that my Canadian friends have been on your Middle Eastern fanny lately. I have been doing a lot of work and land acquisition in Canada because I think Montreal and Vancouver will be the next Manchester and London of North America. The American economy is in the toilet, an American flat is worth 1/4 of what it was a few years ago and crime is up. You have an African American President whom everyone thought would be your savior and he has done nothing. I noticed the traffic on the site has not increased to much since we last connected. My empire grows, my protein powder is sweeping across Europe selling at an incredible rate and my construction projects are pre-selling at lot faster than expected. It is my crusade to continue to grow my base of followers as you lose yours. You can have America (it is a sh*te country that takes all the cast a ways from Europe, Africa and Mexico), I want Canada and Europe. Our white leaders will keep us on track while America slowly sinks into a Depression. As they say in America, the cream rises to the top and you my friend are going to hell. I feel good today! No. 1
Frog, I am glad that your life revolves around me going to hell. Listen mate you need to get over your obsession with me and concentrate on land deals in Australia. That is where all the prisoners offspring live. It is perfect for your protein powder that tans peoples skin Orange from the inside out. What Son?- nik

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”. More than friends? Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Last Caption (Click Here) Winner: Christina B
Full House: The Reich Years.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Australian model and actress Nicky Whe*an. I know she lacks the +2’s you like, but reading your website I’m pretty certain you’ll like her. She’s blonde, light eyes, no weird armpits and she’s hasn’t got gut that I can see. So tell me, would you?
Answer: I want to say yes, but she is not cut right down below. I think I see a little Greg action? She is a total booby trap… going with a HARD NO.

THE DIRTY ARMY: oi Nik this girl is the aussie version of Paris Hilton, only hotter. Only problem is she acts like her too…nothing wrong a fiesty girl though eh Nik…would you??
Answer: No, even though I think the accent is a +1, she has kangaroo face. That wig sucks.