Sydney | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Beware Of Kyna Treacy The Con-Artist

October 16, 2014 Dirty Business, Manhattan, Sydney, The Dirty 13

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is the fakest person you will ever meet… she has fled from Sydney to NYC because she took out a so called ‘business loan’ for kinibiki a supposed bikini line that never existed and she spent it on herself! What a dumarse! She owes in excess of 150k… and is now situated illegally in NYC where she is continuing to lie, cheat and steal from whoever she can to keep her head above water.  If you ever meet this girl beware… her tits are as hard as rocks & she will steal your watch, cheque book or what ever she can get her hands on… No sense of dignity or morals whatsoever… Beware.

Can we get pictures of Kyna Treacy in a bikini please? Scooby is asking.- nik

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I’m Concerned About Clown Under

October 8, 2014 Clown Under, Sydney, The Dirty 39

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Clown Under is single and partying her ass off.  She is struggling with her Pepsi addiction and as you can see, she is getting way too skinny.  I don’t get why a girl like her is so upset about losing a cheating, douchebag boyfriend?  She can have any man she wants.

I was at Starbucks the other day – a DA soldier came up to me and said Clown Under has a twin in Norway. Can we please find this woman?- nik

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Chef Marcus Peter Volke Kills And Cooks Tranny Wife

October 7, 2014 Brisbane, Sydney, The Dirty 149


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a transgender woman murdered and cooked by her husband in their swank Australian apartment was a “high-class” prostitute using profits from sex work to support her family in Indonesia. Mayang Prasetyo was charging up to $435 an hour for her services, marketing herself online as a “top high-class Asian shemale.’’ The married couple at the center of the weekend’s grim murder-suicide in Brisbane. This sh*t is super crazy, especially the fact this guy was married to a tranny like it was nothing.

Did he eat shim.- nik

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Lauren Curtis Is Pregnant

October 3, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 78


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well Loz Curtis is Pregnant, do you want to know how I know Nik?? I know because she moved back to Perth because shes PREGNANT! Look at these photos, one is a photo after the boob job and the other one is a photo from today and her boobs are twice the size! Either she has stuffed her bra or she is up the duff. Plus she has photoshoped the big black mole off her boob but she forgot to photoshop the big black mole off her leg near her knee cap, have a look Nik! Do you think that bugger needs to be chopped off? She only had that boyfriend for 3 weeks and then he dumped her, the silly slut. His excuse was that he lives in perth and doesnt want to commit so the silly slut moved to Perth and he still doesnt want her. She lives in the new apartments in Scarbough on the beach. I am glad she has left Bondi because I used to break my neck looking up at her appartment window (above Oporto Chicken shop) whilst she was filming herself infront of the window.  Abort that baby, that boy doesnt care about you Lauren and he doesnt love you and he doesnt want that baby! Fake boobs, fake tan, fake teeth, fake lip, fake coloured hair… is there anything about this silly slut thats real.. oh thats right her fake laugh, thats real.

I think it’s time for me to make a trip out to DirtyOZ. Scooby please add to my calendar for 2015.- nik


Is Lauren Curtis Using Photoshop

Lauren Curtis Is A Fake Bitch

Is Lauren Curtis A Fake

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Clown Under Is Single… Again

October 3, 2014 Clown Under, Sydney, The Dirty 29


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Clown Under loves showing off her perfectly tanned vagina, she’s going to have fun removing another bikies name off her body… cause she is now single again.

Please cut off that arm.- nik

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Hottest Girl Ever

August 31, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I recently saw this article that merged the faces of Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Lawrence. The result is stunning! I think both ladies are gorgeous. Do you think the result is a great as I do?

That’s kind of cool. I like ScarLaw’s nose.- nik

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Hottest DJ On Mother Earth — Brooke Evers

August 29, 2014 Las Vegas, Sydney, The Dirty 59


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here is Skam Artist DJ Brooke Evers. She is from Australia hence the BFF relationship with Emily Sears (cough cough Poker game – you know what I’m talking about Em). Nik this DJ is super smokin’ – ITG, +2′s, blonde and spins. I would.

She looks like a talented musician to me.- nik

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Do You Think Clown Under Will Ever Stop

August 26, 2014 Clown Under, Sydney, The Dirty 37


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out a recent picture of Clown Under.  Is it me, or is her face starting to look like its getting too much work?

Yeah, she is starting to age rapidly. That sucks.- nik

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