THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this couple are so ridiculous they call themselves Bonnie and Clyde of Instagram but they are a laughing joke in my eyes.  I’ve seen this girl posted on here before the red hair with the cooler panties hanging out for the world to see look at her boyfriend his motto must be get as many tough stickers as possible and the way he wears his hat he must not have eyebrows? And as for Bonnie well those un even backyard job fish lips aren’t doing her justice she looks like a beached whale what do you rekon Nik? Bonnie and Clyde of AUS?

I wonder if that guy has really kill anybody? His jaw says he has.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is from Sydney, Australia and she attends all the parties where celebrities and important people are. Every guy in Sydney thinks that she and her model sister are the prettiest girls there, she can get any Asian guy to do anything she wants. She has Asian blood herself and I am wondering if she you think she’s hot too? If you do, come fly to Australia and join the queue.

It pains me to say this but the hotter sister has darker hair. You can totally smell the Asian on the lighter haired mess.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have always thought Clown Under is one sexy human being, but not once she posted a picture without her make up. I don’t know why but it totally ruined any fantasy I had about her.  Girls really need to stop posting natural pictures and food pictures on their social networks.

I think Clown Under realizes that her tattoo sleeve was a huge mistake. She is always trying to hide her tattoos now in pictures. Smart move.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Clown Under when she has to dress nice and head to court.  She isn’t wearing as much make-up and the girl is looking way better than ever.  I wish this is how she looked all the time, I have never been a huge fan of hers, but after seeing how hot she really can be… I have to admit, I am a fan.  Totally surprised she didn’t win March Madness.

I had her winning the whole thing in my bracket. She looks amazing in long sleeve attire.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: What are your thoughts on Inna Shevchenko leader of ‘Femen’ (the topless Feminist protest group)?

Just a ploy for attention.  She wouldn’t be doing this is she could afford +2′s.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think of her?  She is one of the hottest girls in Sydney and so many of us have no idea how she has so many things and yet no one knows what she does for a living… that is until now.  I’m fairly new to your site and in the past 4 weeks have realized, that many girls world wide, will do anything for money.  As you call them porta potties.  I now think she is one, it all adds up once you think about it.  Wanted to get your opinion on this one and thanks for opening up our eyes to this soul selling they do down under.

She is all jawline, the rest of her is normal looking.- nik