Sydney | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Chef Marcus Peter Volke Kills And Cooks Tranny Wife

October 7, 2014 Brisbane, Sydney, The Dirty 149


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a transgender woman murdered and cooked by her husband in their swank Australian apartment was a “high-class” prostitute using profits from sex work to support her family in Indonesia. Mayang Prasetyo was charging up to $435 an hour for her services, marketing herself online as a “top high-class Asian shemale.’’ The married couple at the center of the weekend’s grim murder-suicide in Brisbane. This sh*t is super crazy, especially the fact this guy was married to a tranny like it was nothing.

Did he eat shim.- nik

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Lauren Curtis Is Pregnant

October 3, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 78


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well Loz Curtis is Pregnant, do you want to know how I know Nik?? I know because she moved back to Perth because shes PREGNANT! Look at these photos, one is a photo after the boob job and the other one is a photo from today and her boobs are twice the size! Either she has stuffed her bra or she is up the duff. Plus she has photoshoped the big black mole off her boob but she forgot to photoshop the big black mole off her leg near her knee cap, have a look Nik! Do you think that bugger needs to be chopped off? She only had that boyfriend for 3 weeks and then he dumped her, the silly slut. His excuse was that he lives in perth and doesnt want to commit so the silly slut moved to Perth and he still doesnt want her. She lives in the new apartments in Scarbough on the beach. I am glad she has left Bondi because I used to break my neck looking up at her appartment window (above Oporto Chicken shop) whilst she was filming herself infront of the window.  Abort that baby, that boy doesnt care about you Lauren and he doesnt love you and he doesnt want that baby! Fake boobs, fake tan, fake teeth, fake lip, fake coloured hair… is there anything about this silly slut thats real.. oh thats right her fake laugh, thats real.

I think it’s time for me to make a trip out to DirtyOZ. Scooby please add to my calendar for 2015.- nik


Is Lauren Curtis Using Photoshop

Lauren Curtis Is A Fake Bitch

Is Lauren Curtis A Fake

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Clown Under Is Single… Again

October 3, 2014 Clown Under, Sydney, The Dirty 29


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Clown Under loves showing off her perfectly tanned vagina, she’s going to have fun removing another bikies name off her body… cause she is now single again.

Please cut off that arm.- nik

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Hottest Girl Ever

August 31, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I recently saw this article that merged the faces of Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Lawrence. The result is stunning! I think both ladies are gorgeous. Do you think the result is a great as I do?

That’s kind of cool. I like ScarLaw’s nose.- nik

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Hottest DJ On Mother Earth — Brooke Evers

August 29, 2014 Las Vegas, Sydney, The Dirty 59


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here is Skam Artist DJ Brooke Evers. She is from Australia hence the BFF relationship with Emily Sears (cough cough Poker game – you know what I’m talking about Em). Nik this DJ is super smokin’ – ITG, +2′s, blonde and spins. I would.

She looks like a talented musician to me.- nik

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Do You Think Clown Under Will Ever Stop

August 26, 2014 Clown Under, Sydney, The Dirty 37


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out a recent picture of Clown Under.  Is it me, or is her face starting to look like its getting too much work?

Yeah, she is starting to age rapidly. That sucks.- nik

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What Is Wrong With You Amy

August 25, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 25


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Amy, aka “Amy Lee Model” or “Amy Lee Summers” makes me laugh. Do you ever look at someone you grew up with and just think – what happened to you? I went to a private girls high school in Wellington (NZ) with Amy and we called her a car ho. She would literally get a guys number and sleep with him just to be driven around the nightclubs in his car. (no need for red bottoms for this girl!). She “hit the jackpot” when she met Marc who “had the best car on the scene”. He bought her boobs. She has never been faithful to him but its impossible for her to leave him because he pays for everything for her and absolutely worships the ground she walks on. Unfortunately I have witnessed Amy cheat on Marc many times, but he refuses to believe it. It is well known that she gave a job a BJ in “Lotus Bar” in exchange for Molly. What I don’t get about Amy is how she is so adamant she is a model and shoves it in everyones face. Going as far as creating fan pages for herself to show off her fake boobs (which she swears are real), injected lips and soft body. She posts a selfie per day to instagram – just in case we start to forget what her face or chest looks like. Honey.. you have made it, we get it, posing for playboy plus size online is a big deal. Please Amy… Wake up!

Real models pay their own bills.- nik

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Is Imogen Lying About Her Surgeries

August 22, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 44

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Imogen recently went on another ‘work trip’ to Asia for her mothers surgery company with a lot of girls and was seen with tape under her chin after trying to hide it in several photos. When she was questioned about it she said she had ‘moles removed’, but recent pictures show she may have been a chin implant done. What do you think Nik? Has she had a chin implant added onto her plastic 23 year old face? It’s a shame she still hasn’t had that forehead reduced… It has to be moving up the list right?

Usually the chin is added with a nose to even out the face… and you can totally see the nose job.- nik

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