Sydney | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

What Is Wrong With You Amy

August 25, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 25


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Amy, aka “Amy Lee Model” or “Amy Lee Summers” makes me laugh. Do you ever look at someone you grew up with and just think – what happened to you? I went to a private girls high school in Wellington (NZ) with Amy and we called her a car ho. She would literally get a guys number and sleep with him just to be driven around the nightclubs in his car. (no need for red bottoms for this girl!). She “hit the jackpot” when she met Marc who “had the best car on the scene”. He bought her boobs. She has never been faithful to him but its impossible for her to leave him because he pays for everything for her and absolutely worships the ground she walks on. Unfortunately I have witnessed Amy cheat on Marc many times, but he refuses to believe it. It is well known that she gave a job a BJ in “Lotus Bar” in exchange for Molly. What I don’t get about Amy is how she is so adamant she is a model and shoves it in everyones face. Going as far as creating fan pages for herself to show off her fake boobs (which she swears are real), injected lips and soft body. She posts a selfie per day to instagram – just in case we start to forget what her face or chest looks like. Honey.. you have made it, we get it, posing for playboy plus size online is a big deal. Please Amy… Wake up!

Real models pay their own bills.- nik

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Is Imogen Lying About Her Surgeries

August 22, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 44

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Imogen recently went on another ‘work trip’ to Asia for her mothers surgery company with a lot of girls and was seen with tape under her chin after trying to hide it in several photos. When she was questioned about it she said she had ‘moles removed’, but recent pictures show she may have been a chin implant done. What do you think Nik? Has she had a chin implant added onto her plastic 23 year old face? It’s a shame she still hasn’t had that forehead reduced… It has to be moving up the list right?

Usually the chin is added with a nose to even out the face… and you can totally see the nose job.- nik

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She Got to have Teeth

August 21, 2014 Sydney 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this nasty cnt likes spreading her legs for any guy and his mates the second you show her some attention. I met her one night and her nasty friends at a pub and a couple drinks later she was ready to go home with me. After she sucked my dick she turned on the light… Her snatch was covered in a rash and she had dentures sitting on her night table. It was so nasty I just grabbed my shit and took off. Sorry neelam your nasty and used up , you should probably spend more time taking care of your son then talking selfies of yourself every day. And get that rash cleared up. nasty!

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Club Dakota Dickhead

August 21, 2014 Melbourne, Sydney, Victoria 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: the so called owner of club dakota (gabe jakobson) is a dickhead.   he picks up girls tabs and leaves the doors open for them after hours…only them…what happened to bros before hoes mate?  if only they knew how small his percentage was, or his paycheck, rumour has it his place is going under. (pun intended)

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Danielle From DirtyOz

August 20, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 16


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m surprised that my girl crush Danielle Mansutti has never been posted on TheDirty. She’s Australian and I have no idea what she does for a living but I think she’s gorgeous. Love the eyes and jawline.

I hate her upper lip.- nik

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We Need Another Aussie Dirty Celeb

August 18, 2014 Sydney 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you have posted this girl before, Kendall Moonchild as she is known on the internet. I’m still trying to decide if she’s a PP or simply self made. You don’t seem to have many Aussie DC’s – what could we name her?

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Iggy Azalea Was Better Looking Years Ago

August 17, 2014 Hollywood, Sydney, The Dirty, Winnipeg 68


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I wanted to ask your thoughts on the newest addition to the hip hop society, Iggy Azalea. From rural Australia, at the age of 16 moved to the USA to pursue her hip-hop dream. Her talents quickly rose when her song “Fancy” reached the top of the charts.  Everyone is talking about her! So Nik, what do you think of this Woman? I mean obviously shes attractive but all together?  Do you think she was better looking when she was built for a white man?

She was actually posted on TheDirty two years ago. JV told me she is going to be huge. I didn’t believe him… her ass was real back then.- nik

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Clown Under Has Never Worked A Day In Her Life

August 4, 2014 Clown Under, Sydney, The Dirty 208

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone thinks Clown Under  is hot because she can afford to be fake… well just remember how many old men she’s been with to afford it.. really guys she hasn’t had a job in her life…

So? Why does everyone in this world think you need to have a job? I don’t have a job and I’m happy.- nik

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