THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Clown Under when she has to dress nice and head to court.  She isn’t wearing as much make-up and the girl is looking way better than ever.  I wish this is how she looked all the time, I have never been a huge fan of hers, but after seeing how hot she really can be… I have to admit, I am a fan.  Totally surprised she didn’t win March Madness.

I had her winning the whole thing in my bracket. She looks amazing in long sleeve attire.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: What are your thoughts on Inna Shevchenko leader of ‘Femen’ (the topless Feminist protest group)?

Just a ploy for attention.  She wouldn’t be doing this is she could afford +2′s.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think of her?  She is one of the hottest girls in Sydney and so many of us have no idea how she has so many things and yet no one knows what she does for a living… that is until now.  I’m fairly new to your site and in the past 4 weeks have realized, that many girls world wide, will do anything for money.  As you call them porta potties.  I now think she is one, it all adds up once you think about it.  Wanted to get your opinion on this one and thanks for opening up our eyes to this soul selling they do down under.

She is all jawline, the rest of her is normal looking.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Imogen Lovell is a huge name currently.  She is major over here down under.  But I don’t get it… I mean she’s got a good body I’ll give her that, but the head on it just isn’t a site for sore eyes those gigantic duck lips and brows just not working for her.  Someone please tell this girl lay off the facial work!! She might actually have a chance!! What’s your thoughts!?

Yeah, her face is perfect for horror films.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, pumped for March Madness.  Everyone in our office printed out brackets and its a 20 dollar buy in… got 94 people to participate.  Out of all of them only 14 of us got Clown Under taking the title home… which to me is a low number.  Clown Under is a heavy favorite and its because she is DA royalty.  She is smoking hot, sexy body and +2′s to die for. GO CLOWN UNDER!!!

Dude she is getting her ass kicked in the first round. Looks like Jessica Green pulled off a huge upset.- nik

**FYI- all voting matches for March Madness are 24 hours**

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at how classy these girls are acting a McDonalds.  Really shows what happens when you get some ok looking girls wasted.  End up thinking they own the damn joint.

I get that the guy is upset, but he shouldn’t touch the girls… it’s creepy and overtly sexual on his part.- nik