THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douchebag needs to be put on blast.  He is threatening Clown Under that he is going to have her disappear.  The dude has no clue who he is messing with.  Clown Under has become such a big celebrity down here because of her exposure on TheDirty.com, that if something happened to her, there would be a huge investigation and no doubt this douche would get arrested.  We are not going to let this happen Douche.

Yeah Douche, Clown Under is part of TheDirty.com family (even though she has a gross tattoo sleeve).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so obviously Jessica Green is no stranger to the DA. But I noticed a pic today of the British Billionaire Chloe Green (with JLo’s ex skeleton mannequin Marc Anthony) and the resemblance is crazy. Same last name and very similar looks… are these two related??? If so Nik, would you reconsider forgiving Jessica so you can save her and her estranged sister from the douchebaggery that they will encounter during the course of their lives… now you have to have Jessica on the radio show we need to clear up this mystery!

Jessica is dead to me… stop trying to resell me on her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, pretty crazy transformation on Sharni Lee Robinson (Clown Under)… she looks a million times better but you are so right on the tats… Totally kills it for me.

Clown Under needs to go back to blonde so her eyes pop more and distract from the gross tattoos, the +2′s don’t detour.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, proof that Sheridyn Fisher has had a nose job. It can’t possibly be the same nose! She denies all accusations of having surgery on any part of her body, but I think a picture tells a thousand words. What do you think, Nik?

Nose job.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, many of you wonder why all the Aussie girls on this site are so fit and hot.  Its because they actually take care of themselves and don’t eat all the bullish*t you dumb Americans put in your stomachs.  It is easy, just don’t eat fast food and go work out for 30 min a day.  Clown Under is flawless(besides the stupid ink)?

I would pay top dollar for Clown Under’s laser tattoo removal.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Jessica Green’s management team declined for her to come on your radio show due to how busy she is.  Well, here is a great example of what she was busy with on Wednesday and that is… dinner.  I think her teams thinks you are a nobody and have no clue how big TheDirty is not only in America, but worldwide.  Sucks she is missing such a great opportunity to further her name.  Are you disappointed in this?

Not disappointed at all. The only reason anyone even knows about her is because of TheDirty.com. I hope she is having fun in Hollywood meeting “casting directors” for free dinners.- nik