THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I use to like Lauren Curtis until I met her at IMATS this year. The b*tch walked in like she owned the place and put on a fake voice while she talked to fans. Her eyelashes are the last of her worries as well Nik, I thought her nose was going to poke my eyes out in the few seconds I could actually talk to her. She is below average without makeup and blonde hair. Rumors have also started from the last post that she is a former escort, doesn’t surprise me.
It’s crazy how much blonde hair saved Lauren Curtis’ life.- nik