What Do You Think Of Sjana

February 11, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 439

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think of Sjana Earp? She is a model in Australia and is Instagram famous. She is stick-thin with a strong ITG and she really wants to be a Victoria’s Secret Angel. I personally think she has an amazing body! She also went on a date with Harry Styles when he was in Australia last year. I’m curious to know what you think of Sjana.

This chick is too skinny.  Her body is unhealthy to me.- nik



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Gold Dug

February 5, 2014 Sydney 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Imogen lovell decided she’s marrying and old man. Hmm what for his money? How will he like it when she’s selling herself all across the country. So classy. Poor Sophie monk, at least she’s actually famous not just for getting her box wet and her boobies out !!

Trouts don’t mind, as long as you can work out the wrinkles.- nik



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Renee Somerfield Does Have The Best Body

February 5, 2014 Hollywood, Sydney, The Dirty 55

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, you said that this girl’s body is ideal. Good one by the way I completely agree with you, she is perfect. But I wanted to know what do you think about her face?

I never said anything about the face/forehead… you guys asked me who I thought had and ideal body. She is my answer for that.- nik



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Imogen Lovell Loves Her Life

January 30, 2014 Hollywood, Sydney, The Dirty 36

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Imogen Lovell couldn’t afford a sausage roll until she pursued laying on her back as a career! What are your stories behind this instant jackpot highlife she’s not hiding very well??

Isn’t this girl super famous in DirtyOz for being a high priced bottle rat.- nik



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Kristina Luwshaw

January 15, 2014 Sydney 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Kristina Lusshaw she is a nasty sloot, she is a full time baker a local bakery in Langford, her bread is great but that’s about it, this nasty broad is nasty… she sleeps with any guy on the first date shes 28 and complains about I need a man be in a relationship my bestfriend is a native drunk. she plays her best friends man and said nothing happened, she believes shes more a mother to her best friends child. she wears a pound of make up and omg I wanted to puke, she talks with a deep voice and when she sings look the f .. out your in for a treat, overall shes skinny now but she was a huge bitch prior to….warning to all guys lookout for this one she wants a baby wrap it up after all she literally fcked 90% of Sydney and will suck for blow.. lol shes a 2 bit crack whore fuck wad bitch who is packing back on the weight. anyone at all toss this twat a nickel so she can purchase her self a clue what a useless cunt. I don’t know who the blonde is in the one of the photos but shes sexy

Kept in the stable..- nik



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Sydney’s Ratchet Twins Have A Criminal Past

January 15, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 29

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so Amelia and Kourtney “Ritchie” who have been posted here before as friends of Clown Under are actually Amelia and Courtney Prentice. They changed their names (and their image) I’m guessing to get away from that whole I’m-a-convicted-criminal rep. These girls are ratchet. They are notorious for their drug use and only dating dudes who beat them up. These girls may have only been found guilty of beating one innocent girl, but they have a reputation for it here on the Gold Coast. This picture is them before their stripperella makeovers a few years ago. No class then, no class now.

Crazy how a spray tan and tattoo sleeve can change the game.- nik



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Is Lauren Curtis Using Photoshop

January 9, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, is it just me or is Australian beauty guru Lauren Curtis guilty of photoshoping her nose?

Lauren Curtis looks better with the bump. It pops her eyes.- nik



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Shelley Darlingson

January 7, 2014 Melbourne, Sydney 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this girl is a adelaide stripper, from the crazy horse, with fresh new +2s and a body to die for after 4 bastard children to different fathers, however they do not take your eyes away from her ha*oids and prolapsing issue, or her tragic face. This girl is psycho paranoid schizo, diagnosed, and want sympathy for it, she’ll take your heart and your wallet. She is a rude bitch for a paranoid freak, and soon as someone comes in with more money she leaves you and clings to them like a fly on shit. Don’t feel sorry for the ugly girls, they are all the same, they only feel sorry for you if you have cash in your wallet. so would you pay?

I can see why she does such an aggressive crop..- nik



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