What Happened To Clown Under

October 14, 2013 Clown Under, Sydney 7 10,016 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: What happened to Clown Under Nik?  This chick is looking round in the face and is now doing some sort of MLM type work/home business?  Should this be taken as a good thing that she’s not relying on selling her body or is this just a new way to profit from her social media accounts?

I like how she tries to crop out her tattoos.- nik

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Shanonse Is So Beautiful

October 11, 2013 Sydney, The Dirty 50 89,450 Views




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Shanonse.  You have had a lot of Aussie girls posted on your site but she is now the hottest one.  She really doesn’t work, just takes selfies and parties, so she will love this attention.  I wanted to ask you what you think and do you agree with us Aussies when we say she is the hottest thing here.

Her nails are a little dated and her breasts are real. She does have push-up bra potential, but she is really all hair. Sorry… she wouldn’t make it here in the states only because of the hole above her lip from her mid-life piercing mistake.- nik

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The Shannon Twins Can’t Deny It Forever

October 4, 2013 Dirty Army Strong, Hollywood, Sydney 40 8,567 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I just finished listening to your interview with the Shannon Twins. I was confused as to why the twins were denying their butt implants???! Why don’t they just own it like they do everything else. What do you think Nik, are they just fat or did they really get ass implants???? By the way, when are you coming to Australia?

I say FAKE butts.- nik

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Leaked nudes of University Student

October 2, 2013 Sydney, Would You? 37 17,079 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Hannah Tricker, 22, has had a spurt of unbelievable confidence spreading naked pictures of herself all over the internet. Even if you type in ‘iamwo*an19*1′ into the Google search bar, there’s even more to see. But don’t listen to me, see for yourself

This post is gunna skyrocket her popularity.- nik

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How Awesome Is This Prank

September 17, 2013 Sydney, The Dirty 38 89,397 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, now this is how you prank someone. I have to give it up to Australians. They have the hottest girls and the greatest beer.

I don’t see this as a prank. It’s more like a lifestyle advancement.- nik

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Tired Of Madison Gordon

September 16, 2013 Sydney, The Dirty 23 92,006 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so tired of this chick submitting herself. Lets expose her for what she really is, this chick hocks this weight loss guide for $75 on her website. Shes clearly trying to gain publicity, so I included some hearts to really gain her some popularity. She doesn’t have an ITG and her +2′s look like they haven’t dropped yet. Should women be taking tips from her? I think Nik Richie should start his own weight loss program. What do you think Nik?  Click here to see her +2′s.

Madison Gordon’s arms do seem a little large… must be why she spliced herself together.- nik


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Your Thoughts On Iggy Azalea

September 16, 2013 Hollywood, Sydney 2 9,817 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know how long Iggy Azalea has been around or if she’s even been posted on here before, regardless she’s a new music artist out of Australia. I think she’s perfect but I know she needs +2′s, better ITG and lose her arm tat to even be noticed by you. She looks like a rip off of Gwen from the good ole’ No Doubt days but I think she’s a stunner.  And she can actually rap.

She is so over hyped. We posted her years ago as the next scam the music industry would be brainwashing us with.- nik

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Sydney’s Hottest Girl Is Renee Somerfield

September 16, 2013 Sydney 5 8,952 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, seeing as TheDirty is becoming popular in Sydney, I thought I’d let everyone know that if you want to catch a glimpse of model Renee Somerfield she runs on the beach almost every morning at Cronulla in Sydney. She also drives an expensive volkswagen. I know why she has a big dog twice the size of her, to keep creeps like me away. Oh and she is almost always on her boat with lots of muscelly men at La Perouse.

The nose is a little lengthy.- nik

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