THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, pretty crazy transformation on Sharni Lee Robinson (Clown Under)… she looks a million times better but you are so right on the tats… Totally kills it for me.

Clown Under needs to go back to blonde so her eyes pop more and distract from the gross tattoos, the +2′s don’t detour.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, proof that Sheridyn Fisher has had a nose job. It can’t possibly be the same nose! She denies all accusations of having surgery on any part of her body, but I think a picture tells a thousand words. What do you think, Nik?

Nose job.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, many of you wonder why all the Aussie girls on this site are so fit and hot.  Its because they actually take care of themselves and don’t eat all the bullish*t you dumb Americans put in your stomachs.  It is easy, just don’t eat fast food and go work out for 30 min a day.  Clown Under is flawless(besides the stupid ink)?

I would pay top dollar for Clown Under’s laser tattoo removal.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Jessica Green’s management team declined for her to come on your radio show due to how busy she is.  Well, here is a great example of what she was busy with on Wednesday and that is… dinner.  I think her teams thinks you are a nobody and have no clue how big TheDirty is not only in America, but worldwide.  Sucks she is missing such a great opportunity to further her name.  Are you disappointed in this?

Not disappointed at all. The only reason anyone even knows about her is because of TheDirty.com. I hope she is having fun in Hollywood meeting “casting directors” for free dinners.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as a girl living in Hollywood, it is very easy to get jealous of girls and what they have.  But after being here for 6 months, I had my ideas of how these girls where not working and getting what ever they wanted.  After I started going on TheDirty it was very clear to see how the system really works.  Jealous I was no longer, since I can never sell my soul and sleep with old men for cash/gifts.  All the hot girls you post from Australia, I assumed were “working girls” as well, but they rarely show things like that off, so I thought maybe they are not like that down under… well I was totally wrong.  Check out what Imogen Lovell posted on IG, to go follow her Madam LA friend Natalia.  Lol, you are who you are friends with right?  So there is no doubt in my mind, Imogen and that crew are pay for play.

That is a lucky shot (still has stomach softness) of Natalia. I decided.- nik