Sydney | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Shelly’s Anal Blow-out

March 11, 2014 Melbourne, Sydney 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl shelly Watson or shelly darlington has 4 kids to 4 different men, she is a stripper in adelaide. She will crawl up anyone’s arse just to have a toilet buddy, she is the biggest bogan you will meet, I mean you can pretty much tell from her masculine jawline and eye-brow ring. The super surprise is saved for when she bends over, which she insists of doing, her massive colossal veiny haemorrhoids which she completely, everyone can see it, just treat it already. She is incompetent of doing anything on her own and uses her best stripper charms and uses them to make everybody do everything for her, then when they refuse she turns on them.

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Plastic Surgery

March 11, 2014 Melbourne, Sydney 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: When do you know when to stop ?

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Mole Patrol

February 28, 2014 Halifax, Sydney 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, i forgot to submit these pic of the two girls that bashed an elderly blind man on a bus. please shame these nasty cows

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What On Earth Is Chesticles Doing

February 27, 2014 Chesticles, Sydney, Vancouver 6


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this came up on my Facebook feed this morning.  Furries freak me out at the best of times, but I swear that is Chesticles. What is she thinking posing for such a weird picture? I’ve always thought she was a bit saucy but have to rethink my girl crush now.

What did the fox say?- nik

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My Brother Got Catfish’d

February 18, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 150


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my brother was talking to a person with her photos and got engaged to her.  She was a fake who drained his account, so I’m now at least trying to get the girls real name to let her know people are making her look horrible.

So your brother was engaged to someone he never met before = Power of the Internet.- nik

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What Do You Think Of Sjana

February 11, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 439

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think of Sjana Earp? She is a model in Australia and is Instagram famous. She is stick-thin with a strong ITG and she really wants to be a Victoria’s Secret Angel. I personally think she has an amazing body! She also went on a date with Harry Styles when he was in Australia last year. I’m curious to know what you think of Sjana.

This chick is too skinny.  Her body is unhealthy to me.- nik

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Gold Dug

February 5, 2014 Sydney 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Imogen lovell decided she’s marrying and old man. Hmm what for his money? How will he like it when she’s selling herself all across the country. So classy. Poor Sophie monk, at least she’s actually famous not just for getting her box wet and her boobies out !!

Trouts don’t mind, as long as you can work out the wrinkles.- nik

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Renee Somerfield Does Have The Best Body

February 5, 2014 Hollywood, Sydney, The Dirty 55


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, you said that this girl’s body is ideal. Good one by the way I completely agree with you, she is perfect. But I wanted to know what do you think about her face?

I never said anything about the face/forehead… you guys asked me who I thought had and ideal body. She is my answer for that.- nik

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