Tired Of Madison Gordon

September 16, 2013 Sydney, The Dirty 23 92,034 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so tired of this chick submitting herself. Lets expose her for what she really is, this chick hocks this weight loss guide for $75 on her website. Shes clearly trying to gain publicity, so I included some hearts to really gain her some popularity. She doesn’t have an ITG and her +2′s look like they haven’t dropped yet. Should women be taking tips from her? I think Nik Richie should start his own weight loss program. What do you think Nik?  Click here to see her +2′s.

Madison Gordon’s arms do seem a little large… must be why she spliced herself together.- nik


Madison Gordon Works Really Hard

Girls Need To Follow Madison Gordon’s Workout

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Your Thoughts On Iggy Azalea

September 16, 2013 Hollywood, Sydney 2 9,822 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know how long Iggy Azalea has been around or if she’s even been posted on here before, regardless she’s a new music artist out of Australia. I think she’s perfect but I know she needs +2′s, better ITG and lose her arm tat to even be noticed by you. She looks like a rip off of Gwen from the good ole’ No Doubt days but I think she’s a stunner.  And she can actually rap.

She is so over hyped. We posted her years ago as the next scam the music industry would be brainwashing us with.- nik

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Sydney’s Hottest Girl Is Renee Somerfield

September 16, 2013 Sydney 5 8,957 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, seeing as TheDirty is becoming popular in Sydney, I thought I’d let everyone know that if you want to catch a glimpse of model Renee Somerfield she runs on the beach almost every morning at Cronulla in Sydney. She also drives an expensive volkswagen. I know why she has a big dog twice the size of her, to keep creeps like me away. Oh and she is almost always on her boat with lots of muscelly men at La Perouse.

The nose is a little lengthy.- nik

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Clown Under’s Friend Laura

September 13, 2013 Sydney, The Dirty 32 88,664 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, people were asking who Clown Under’s friend was in the last post about her.  Her name is Laura, believe it or not, she does actually have kids.  Either way, she is still hot and has one amazing bod, I had to see if you find her up to your standard cause most of use here do.

Those +2′s are ready to launch. Laura’s lips are worse than her torpedoes.- nik

**Make sure you click on the link to see a future Dirty Celeb in nude submarine mode.**

Click here to see her torpedoes.

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Madison Gordon Works Really Hard

September 12, 2013 Sydney, The Dirty 122 94,388 Views




THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I want to say f*ck you to all you dumb Americans.  My super hot girl Madison was on the dirty and everyone said she wasn’t working out because she was doing squats with 40 pound weight… Um?  Do you fat American girls get jealous when you see someone working hard on their appearance and not just paying for it?  Go f*ck yourselves.  Nik, just look at what WAS.  Is her transformation is not inspirational mate?

She still looks the same to me. All chest and cheap hair color.- nik


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You Think Clown Under Will Be Past Her Prime After 23

September 11, 2013 Clown Under, Sydney, The Dirty 119 96,305 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, with the help and motivation from The Dirty Army CU is back on IG and going strong.  She is posting hot pics like she use to and showing off those assets and trying her best to hide her arm with the dragon tattoo.  No joke, she is only 20 and for some reason I feel like last year when she was 19 she was way hotter.  Its kinda of alarming at this pace because by 22 she might be past her prime, thoughts on this?

It’s weird, from the last two images it seems as if Clown Under’s implants are aging faster than her.- nik

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Why The Aussie Twins Needs The MAC Forcefield

September 10, 2013 Sydney 4 9,435 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so everyone is always wondering why the Aussie Twins need so much damn make up.  Well here you go.  Look at the first picture, you can tell why they need it and not going to lie, I’d rather have them with the forcefield rather without it.

Their heads are so manly. I can’t even look at their bodies because of how handsome their faces are.- nik

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No potential Here

September 3, 2013 Sydney 1 10,565 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This is Shannon “the googly Homewrecker” Stacey, she’s ugly, fat & disgusting, she screws her mothers boyfriend, & her friends men. her ex boyfriend went to jail & got tested came back that he caught syphilis & she was the last one to touch him. she thinks she is the hottest thing around. She’s a loud mouth behind the screen but a pu**y in person, Nik this girl deserves to go down. her mom is trailer trash, & looks like a scare crow. she postpictures of herself half nude.

Her mothers boyfriend…she looks like a mother herself, dude must be pushing 80.- nik

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